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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Definitely taking the piss

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Cos they can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely taking the piss "

Fucking right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a long profile I ready every 5th word just, try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see if guys can read to the bottom!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos they can."

It takes so long to find the pass word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I see a long profile I ready every 5th word just, try it "

Then you can bluff your way through the rest, when asked a question gotcha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Cos they can.

It takes so long to find the pass word "

Nah just go to the bottom, it's usually there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only need to know 2 things

Do they go bareback

and do they have a relaxed attitude towards SDT's

If the answer is yes to both, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos they can.

It takes so long to find the pass word

Nah just go to the bottom, it's usually there."

Some try to trick me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only need to know 2 things

Do they go bareback

and do they have a relaxed attitude towards SDT's

If the answer is yes to both, I'm in "

If only they would make that clear. Instead I have to read through a novel.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Do you think mine is long?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you think mine is long?"

Yes long enough to do my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think mine is long?"

I just like the part where it says "Prince of Fabrabah can have my poontang any day of the week"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For exactly that reason lol

If reading a profile puts you off then you’re not going to be suitable for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever seen seen a women’s shopping list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the 1st couple of sentences and the last few, incase they have a codeword you have to put in....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Do you think mine is long?"

Took me less than 2 minutes...so nope not long at all

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I find reading comprehension a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I read a rather long profile a few days ago and I was so entertained I write to tell her how much I enjoyed it. This is not the first time.

People write what they do because that's what they want you to know about them as a starting point. If you are bored by it then that person is probably not for you. Just move on.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

If they can't be bothered to read my profile they aren't for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is very short and succinct.

I do like to read the long ones and get an insight into people. Or have a jolly good laugh if they are humorous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They start off small but then you have to keep adding things in the hope that people listen.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. "

Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?"

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Have you ever seen seen a women’s shopping list. "

Exactly.. And i still buy more whilst shopping.

I got a long intro... Most don't take notice but still like to complain or ask why i didn't reply...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult."
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I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.

I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.

Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did read a couple’s profile recently, and it was actually Lord of the Rings!

I said my phone died reading it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly this! So many basic messages are received asking mundane questions it’s easier to update the profile. Women in my experience generally have a lot more messages to answer than men so instead of going back and forth it’s easier this way! Simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they can't be bothered to read my profile they aren't for me..."

They still aren't for you when they do lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I must be a exception mine so short lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most guys don't read them anyway

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"If they can't be bothered to read my profile they aren't for me...

They still aren't for you when they do lol "

Only if they're male

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?"

I think I've invested enough time

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..

I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.

I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.

Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight. "

So now we're getting to the crux of it

Do you really think though if every profile was limited to let's say 250 words it would mean you'd get more replies or it being any less disheartening when you don't?

It's really quite simple, if a profile is too long for you to want to read it, then there's a good chance you won't be compatible so when you see those just click the back button and move onto the next one

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?

I think I've invested enough time "

And maybe there is your answer

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I think profile should be like a skirt,

short enough to be exciting but

long enough to cover the essentials.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..

I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.

I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.

Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight.

So now we're getting to the crux of it

Do you really think though if every profile was limited to let's say 250 words it would mean you'd get more replies or it being any less disheartening when you don't?

It's really quite simple, if a profile is too long for you to want to read it, then there's a good chance you won't be compatible so when you see those just click the back button and move onto the next one "

Less of a ball ache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they can't be bothered to read my profile they aren't for me...

They still aren't for you when they do lol

Only if they're male

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston

A longer profile might give you something to work with should you decide to message them, instead of a generic message. It does at least demonstrate to the person receiving the message that you could be bothered to spend a couple of minutes reading instead of just looking at the pics. Attraction is not just about looks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think profile should be like a skirt,

short enough to be exciting but

long enough to cover the essentials."

In other words not very long at all then

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I get told mine isn’t long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"I think profile should be like a skirt,

short enough to be exciting but

long enough to cover the essentials.

In other words not very long at all then "

Depends on how long is your essentials.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Mine is so long it makes war and peace look like a short novel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A longer profile might give you something to work with should you decide to message them, instead of a generic message. It does at least demonstrate to the person receiving the message that you could be bothered to spend a couple of minutes reading instead of just looking at the pics. Attraction is not just about looks."

Yes and attraction for me is more than looks. But I find that in conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is so long it makes war and peace look like a short novel. "

At least there's loads of pictures to perv on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get told mine isn’t long enough "

Perfect

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent "

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big up to the short profiles

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"Do you think mine is long?"

Kinda...

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. "

Because there are members in the lifestyle that actually give a shit about who they want to attract rather than those that cannot be bothered to read a few paragraphs of text.

I would suggest a swipe based app for your needs.... might be a tad easier for you to understand.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Mine is so long it makes war and peace look like a short novel.

At least there's loads of pictures to perv on "

Yes and not a guillotine in site too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense "

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

Thing is if you can't invest a couple of minutes reading a profile, do you really think people will be interested in investing a heck of a lot more time in meeting you?

I think I've invested enough time "

2 minute wonder in bed by sounds if it or does your mind just switch off ...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Cuz us men are simple

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Mine is long because I want to tell you a bit about me first so you have something to go on and because those I'm looking for seem to like to work out who you are too.

They also have long ones themselves that I like to read.

If you guys cant be arsed then there are more women left for those who bother.....like me

As you were gents haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mine was about three lines long when I joined Fab.

Then I experienced Fab

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online. "

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

I cant take then in. Its like a pile of paper work say in front of me, doing my head it.

What's wrong with sticking to the basics and getting straight to the point.

My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet.

Because there are members in the lifestyle that actually give a shit about who they want to attract rather than those that cannot be bothered to read a few paragraphs of text.

I would suggest a swipe based app for your needs.... might be a tad easier for you to understand. "

So I don't give a shit and a can't be bothered to read.

Hmm if you only knew me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?"

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy "

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

I don't mind reading long profiles as it's likely it will tell me if she/they are what I am looking for. What I don't like is a lot of negativity. That would stop me reading to the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading."

I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines like a book

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m a waffler

Why use 50 words when you can say the same with 14567 words

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.

I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know. "

Or maybe he has different notions of success, different things that make him happy, and has worked out that telling women they're doing it wrong won't get him far.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.

I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know. "

The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm still not seeing how GM writes like a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t want mundane messages where the people who send them have nothing in common with us. I say what’s needed to be said. They get to know what we like, if it appeals they contact us. If it bores people then so be it, we probably wouldn’t be compatible then anyway.

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you've got to earn the photos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online. "

Don’t get why you’d say that. He’s respectful and speaks with intelligence. I’m pretty sure that’s not gender specific xx

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

I like when people moan about my profile.. Gives me a chance to use my fav fab option.. The block button

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.

I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know.

The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation! "

Now you are assuming I don't read them

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Mine basically says fuck off and don't message me unless you're from the forums. The number of men who can't even read the profile header is unreal

I do like reading longer profiles that give a real sense of the person. I'm much more likely to message someone with a long profile than a short one.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Do you think mine is long?

Yes long enough to do my head in "

Says it all to me, it actually takes less than 90 seconds to read mine.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

'Who do ladies write such long profiles'

Maybe because they can. And embedded in every nth letter is a secret code for the savvy.

Look at you, a thread title with only seven words and you've got one wrong already ... typical of the short attention span of males.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"If men can't be arsed to read a profile then I don't want to meet them anyway, it's hardly difficult..

I can be arse to read them. However after reading a million and remembering the key words plus looking for a talking point for it all to just get ignored 99 times out of a 100 is very dis heartening.

I think I'd do better if I joined the club and just blanked bombed everyone with the same message and treated it like a numbers game.

Surely can't be no worse and it would save my eye sight. "

Now this is a really radical idea, you might want to sit down before you read this Mickey.

Have you ever thought that your lack of success isn't always someone else's fault?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

For those that bother to read it, they get a sense of who I am

It’s very clear whether someone has read it or not.... lately they clearly haven’t as it starts with ‘not meeting’ easy filter and delete

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"It's not just ladies - mine is pretty long and you know why? Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

This...

But then I am in the Gemini Man can club. He just always talks sense

No offence but he talks like a woman with a pussy.

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows for men online.

Why does he talk like a woman? Because his approach differs to yours?

He doest own a pussy but he talks like its that easy

I'm not sure he says anything is easy other than reading.

I'm talking in general. Maybe he has no problem meeting ladies through this site and I'm just useless at this, I don't know.

The mind boggles sometimes.... if you can’t be arsed to read people’s profiles, who in their right mind could be arsed to meet you, it’s the dog chasing his tail situation!

Now you are assuming I don't read them "

Dont think they are assuming... you told us you dont read them you scan through them now I'm sure that's not reading lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could."

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women" "

Neatly overlooked the caveat there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women" "

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass"

Mine is more like a lie detector test

"I've read your profile"

*Maury voiceover* "the test determined that this is a lie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass

Mine is more like a lie detector test

"I've read your profile"

*Maury voiceover* "the test determined that this is a lie""

So was my previous profile write up

And this one as well to be fair!

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass"

Is there a prize for passing this test?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s a stamina test - if you can read it all, you pass

Mine is more like a lie detector test

"I've read your profile"

*Maury voiceover* "the test determined that this is a lie"

So was my previous profile write up

And this one as well to be fair!"

My profile has specific things on there that I ask people not to do. And yet, of course I read your profile. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before."

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "

Do you look better in a dress?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "

You wouldn't have the same problems. You assume, despite much discussion, that those are the only problems there are.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "

You just don't get it at all. The world isn't conspiring against you to stop you getting your dick wet. The common denominator in your problems is you, maybe you need to think about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d hope people do actually read all of the profile so they can honestly gauge if they are the type of person that the other is actually looking for....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure

You just don't get it at all. The world isn't conspiring against you to stop you getting your dick wet. The common denominator in your problems is you, maybe you need to think about that. "

That and, most women think about more than number of messages or "cock in hole job done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Because I like it that way - tells people a bit about me, gives them a flavour of what I am about and looking for.

I don't think I've seen a profile yet that has taken me more than a few minutes to read and take in - and I figure if that's all it takes to make a decision that may lead to a mutually beneficial outcome, then it's time well spent

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is too long Mickey?

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I think I shall add a captcha on my profile, instead of reading I am not a robot, it will read I am not a dick head.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

To make guys fall asleep & prevent them messaging.

OR to get an idea of the guys stamina

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure "

Let me spell it out for you one more time...

Yes, if you signed in as a woman you'd get swamped with messages and offers - question is how many of those would interest you enough to want to pursue them?

So yes a woman on here gets quantity but do they get quality?

A guy on here that "gets it" may not get (or want) the same quantity, but the majority of what he does get will be of a level of quality that he wouldn't immediately dismiss it.

To put it in numbers (and putting aside attraction for a second) a lady may get 10 messages but only 2 of them will be of sufficient quality to interest her.

A guy that "gets" it may only get 2 messages but chances are they'll be of sufficient quality to interest him.

So by that simple logic women and men (that "get" it) fare fairly equally -

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"Will you all please stop talking about me behind my back every time I turn away?

And I "talk like a woman with a pussy"?

I don't think I've heard anything so laughable in all my life - or perhaps it's just my bi side coming to the fore

I've never said it was "easy" here, nor to be honest would I want it to be - what I have said is that it's as hard or easy as you want to make it for yourself, and that for those that "get" it, it's as easy for men as it is for women.

As for me being able to get meets, that's irrelevant to be honest, but as I said I wouldn't want to be able to get a meet, just any meet even if I could.

"it's as easy for men as it is for women"

Men and women face different problems on sites like these. Which many of us have tried to explain to you before.

If I signed in female or put a dress on I wouldnt have so much of a problem for sure

Let me spell it out for you one more time...

Yes, if you signed in as a woman you'd get swamped with messages and offers - question is how many of those would interest you enough to want to pursue them?

So yes a woman on here gets quantity but do they get quality?

A guy on here that "gets it" may not get (or want) the same quantity, but the majority of what he does get will be of a level of quality that he wouldn't immediately dismiss it.

To put it in numbers (and putting aside attraction for a second) a lady may get 10 messages but only 2 of them will be of sufficient quality to interest her.

A guy that "gets" it may only get 2 messages but chances are they'll be of sufficient quality to interest him.

So by that simple logic women and men (that "get" it) fare fairly equally - "

I get that but he certainly wont hes not intersted in reading and understanding lol

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham


"I read a rather long profile a few days ago and I was so entertained I write to tell her how much I enjoyed it. This is not the first time.

People write what they do because that's what they want you to know about them as a starting point. If you are bored by it then that person is probably not for you. Just move on. "

Mine is nearly as long as this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's to stop you wanking over pictures too quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just don't bother reading long profiles. I don't want to meet anyone that likes the sound of their own voice and waffles on. I don't get what the problem is OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get told mine isn’t long enough "

Yours is a good size though a touch negative.

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Mine isn’t long, still doesn’t get read by most that message.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

90% of men who message clearly haven't bothered to read my profile. They rarely get a response to be honest but if they do I explain I'm saying "no thanks" because they didn't read my profile.

If a man has clearly read my profile, & taken the time to write an interesting message, then I will always reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what? "

Takes about 3 minutes to read mind. I guess that's 60 seconds longer than it needs to be unless of course you just look at the pictures.

The extra 60 seconds is ensure said reader has fallen asleep and then doesn't message.

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By *acLe0dMan
over a year ago

Preston


"

Takes about 3 minutes to read mind. I guess that's 60 seconds longer than it needs to be unless of course you just look at the pictures.

The extra 60 seconds is ensure said reader has fallen asleep and then doesn't message.

"

Better hope they aren't an insomniac then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actual fact . Txt / mail a man with three questions and he’ll only answer the first question he was asked

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I actually think mine is a bit to long and I have shortened it but I'm not shortening it anymore after all it is my profile so can have it as long as I want.

If you look at it and feel its to much hassle to read then your obviously not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To see if guys can read to the bottom!"

Do you want is to reach your bottom

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Actual fact . Txt / mail a man with three questions and he’ll only answer the first question he was asked "

Oh i thought it was the last question?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what? "

Block move on

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what? "

Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s me exactly!

Plus I get asked so many stupid questions, I just cut the need for that shit right out of the equation! lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what?

Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word. "

There's no password in mine

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what?

Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.

There's no password in mine "

Your words are a treat, though

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm the type of women, that thinks if you are not intellectually able to spend 5 minutes (or less) reading my profile then we are definitely not compatible in any way! Therefore I don't want to meet you!

Not only that, it would save a hell of a lot of men sending out the pot shots of who is currently in your area looking for a shag now, as I am not one of them.

But then apart from that, brain over matter has always been important to me, if they can't or wont read my lengthy profile it generally means they have a shit worthless one of their own!

In which case they wouldn't be of interest to me either, so best be honest upfront, as nobody is getting laid in those situations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mind switches off. Keep it short and sweet. "

Do you think that maybe that reflects your attention span rather than their profile?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what?

Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.

There's no password in mine

Your words are a treat, though "

Thank you! I try to make it... worth reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

By the time I've read from the top to the bottom I've forgotten half of it. Last night I almost fell to sleep reading through one.

Taking the piss or what?

Shoot back hard with a profile longer than theirs and no pass word.

There's no password in mine "

There is in mine but it’s worthless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is also much longer than most women’s too

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