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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why should I pick you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you already love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't pick me. I'm a man. Oh and I'm also hetero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you already love me "

You're ok I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me"

Including me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldn't pick me. I'm a man. Oh and I'm also hetero. "

Both valid points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

Including me "

Everyday I cry because of you

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?"

Because you always want what you can't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?"

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you pity me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!! "

The herpies, for a start...

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I’m hard to want, and nobody else will have me

Including me

Everyday I cry because of you "

.

I only bully you because I admire you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only do anal if you put a ring on my finger. And not that ring PoF, but a haribo jelly ring could work...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have "

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol "

I will consider you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!! "

Quite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you pity me. "

We already have a special relationship

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start..."

I wish it was the herpies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x"

Smart thinking, I will consider you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only do anal if you put a ring on my finger. And not that ring PoF, but a haribo jelly ring could work...

Peach x"

I can't compete with those kinds of demands

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!"

Tempted...what are you offering?

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

Smart thinking, I will consider you"

I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?"

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x

Smart thinking, I will consider you

I'm also smart enough that I didn't ask to be considered x"

I'm sorry but this isn't your choice

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why should I pick you?"

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you"

Thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you

Thank you sir "

You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING.

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By *abarellaWoman
over a year ago

Warminster

I'm already taken, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps "

Your loss

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Because I'm super sexy

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

in the back garden

I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess....."

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already taken, sorry "

Thats ok. You be a bottom feeder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I'm super sexy "

This is true. And you are already in our dinosaur clan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend "

I think I can do better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You know I'll do as I'm told sir lol

I will consider you

Thank you sir

You should really pick her! Based on another thread, she'll do ANYTHING. "

Well you never know lol

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Don't advertise for a girlfriend today wait until tomorrow so you don't have to be romantic for a whole year x"

Unbelievably good advice!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

in the back garden


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better"

So why haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better

So why haven't you. "

The search continues

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Because I'm super sexy

This is true. And you are already in our dinosaur clan"

I am but I'm flexible I can adapt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you pity me.

We already have a special relationship "

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

in the back garden


"I'm to hot to be your girlfriend

I think I can do better

So why haven't you.

The search continues"

One day your find the perfect one for you

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start...

I wish it was the herpies "

Is it worse than that?

And, yes, only quite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not girlfriend material but I have to say I'm quite surprised that you don't already have one!

Good age, tall, *quite* funny....what's wrong with you?!!!!

The herpies, for a start...

I wish it was the herpies

Is it worse than that?

And, yes, only quite "

Yes its worse than that. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

*snaps fingers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More to the point... What makes you a good boyfriend... I can't check you out, your profile is hidden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More to the point... What makes you a good boyfriend... I can't check you out, your profile is hidden. "

I'm mysterious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess"

You guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess "

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it"

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest"

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "

I love you too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you "

Oh please just get a room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid. "

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please "

Have you had the op yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?"

No, I was hoping he had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because you already love me

You're ok I guess

You guess

Don't get me wrong, I definitely would, but I wouldn't put a lot of effort into it

You’re so horrid to me but I do love you

Oh please just get a room. "

What ..with him ...he snores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?"

We can do this until I find something better

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had"

Not that one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had

Not that one..."

Story of my life

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Why should I pick you?

Because you always want what you can't have

This is true. I think you should stop being selfish and leave your family and concentrate solely on me!

Tempted...what are you offering?

I don't have a lot to offer to be honest

You'll have to manage without me then I'm afraid.

Understood.

Put a word in with Cal for me please

Have you had the op yet?

No, I was hoping he had

Not that one...

Story of my life"

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin "

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out"

The question is what attributes do you have ‘Sir’?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities "

Haha please dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

Because I’m a wanton Goddess.....

I don't know what wanton means and I'm not googling it to find out

The question is what attributes do you have ‘Sir’? "

Its all on my profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

Haha please dont "

This is also not your choice

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

Your loss"

Not really, I have your number now send me rude memes...!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldnt.

Hope that helps

Your loss

Not really, I have your number now send me rude memes...!!"

Send you some dick pics

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Oh dear I'm out the running I bow out gracefully hope u find what your looking for ....now were me gin

I'll make sure HR keep your profile for future opportunities

Haha please dont

This is also not your choice"

I always have a choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make awesome cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake "

What kind of cake? This is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important"

Whatever kind the POF desires

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires "

Wedding cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake"

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake

Wtf"

Fine. Just a packet of jaffa cakes will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because we’re really far away so you’d only have to put up with me every couple of months?

We can do this until I find something better "

Ok, I’ll take what crumbs I can get, as I’m desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make awesome cake

What kind of cake? This is important

Whatever kind the POF desires

Wedding cake

Wtf

Fine. Just a packet of jaffa cakes will do "

Well i need an appreciative audience.. Not sure jaffas are gonna cut the mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they're not friends with your wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at. "

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Because they're not friends with your wife? "

I'm not married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

This is an incredibly good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking"

Quite, just quite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at. "

More than 'alright' to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

So I can say no

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Why should I pick you?"

You really shouldnt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool/Wallasey

Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I have a nice fanny and arse hole, I can can cook, I’m funny, I swallow and I’m alright to look at.

They are quite nice

I need to try your cooking

Quite, just quite?"

Just like how _ady lick said I'm quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldn’t "

You was never considered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I can say no "

Lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt "

Send nudes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love! "

Fab straight?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"So I can say no

Lies"

Send nudes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes"

I already have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn’t

You was never considered "

That’s made my day!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt

Send nudes "

We don't have any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!"

Oh.. Send better ones.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!

Oh.. Send better ones."

Didnt make a impression then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I don't have a scary face in my knickers.

"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool/Wallasey


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

Fab straight?"

Only on the 9th Friday of every month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've thought long and hard, nope got nothing. I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why should I pick you?

You really shouldnt

Send nudes

We don't have any "

Well darn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you "

This might be a last resort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I can say no

Lies

Send nudes

I already have!

Oh.. Send better ones.

Didnt make a impression then "

Just a dick init

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor guy is just looking for somebody to love!

Fab straight?

Only on the 9th Friday of every month. "

I can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!"

That's fine, opposites attract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort "

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort "

Today could be your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll consider my application rejected. I’m going to go and cry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?"

All of us women being rejected! Shall we run off together Jamie

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?

All of us women being rejected! Shall we run off together Jamie "

Oh my now THIS is the highlight of my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies "
it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it "

Run run as fast as u can ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it "

Pls can i come too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too "

The more the merrier! All women tribe of flower, orgasms and cake anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too "

Well....the plan worked perfectly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll consider my application rejected. I’m going to go and cry now"

Bitch please. You know I'd dick you anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just to be clear, was I not an option at all? Did I even make the short list?"

Of course my MQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly "

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract "

See- we've already had our first disagreement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out "

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract

See- we've already had our first disagreement! "

.....make up sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

Today could be your lucky day "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I don’t need a strap-on to peg you

This might be a last resort

I don’t normally make it as far as last resort

Today could be your lucky day

Yay! "

I'd take you over these fakes anyway of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn't, we are incompatible!

That's fine, opposites attract

See- we've already had our first disagreement!

.....make up sex? "

Oh, I think I just had a fanny flutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!"

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood. "

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much"

I was referring to the other two really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

I was referring to the other two really "

Two lovelies and a gorgeousness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just think of it as a lucky escape ladies it is for me, I’m kidn**ping Jamie and making a run for it

Pls can i come too

Well....the plan worked perfectly

You’re not included, it’s me Jamie and midnight. You hesitated so you’re out

You'll be back. You'll all be back!

He shouts in vain at the cloud of dust where 3 lovely ladies once stood.

Well....calling yourselves 'lovely' is a bit much

I was referring to the other two really "

Good. Let's be realistic here.

So, foursome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!"

He's also a screamer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!"

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*"

Gets popcorn ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

Gets popcorn ready "

Fuck off with your popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

He's also a screamer. "

I’ll make you scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just look at my pic, I’d be the perfect girlfriend! I’m top though!

There you go Pof, you don’t need us, you’ve got that fine figure of a man.

*sneaks into the bedroom with midnight and Jamie*

Gets popcorn ready "

I was thinking of Nutella

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