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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " Fuck me, this is going to go down well!!  | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " POPCORN!! HOTDOGS!! HARDHATS!!!  | |||
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"It's like rain on your wedding day.
Jo.Xx "I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate | |||
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I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate"It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. Isn't it inconvenient? Doncha think? | |||
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I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Isn't it inconvenient?
Doncha think?"Inconvenient doesn't scan quite like ironic
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " I dont think this is very gentle  | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! I dont think this is very gentle "A gentle rutting? Mr. | |||
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"It's like rain on your wedding day.
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I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Isn't it inconvenient?
Doncha think?
Inconvenient doesn't scan quite like ironic
(Swing you fucking nerd)"Annoying would work - isn't it annoying? Don'tcha think? | |||
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"Not me, I wished the couples a nice valentines. Oh and it is a swingers site, so not just about a "good rutting and leave" lol People go on socials, they go to clubs, they make friends, some get regular fwb, some people couple up "And fall in love!
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " Lol watch these lot gang up on you now.. 
But well said ! They always moan, never happy | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! I dont think this is very gentle
A gentle rutting? Mr. "Maybe?! I dont think I've ever been rutted gently | |||
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"It's like rain on your wedding day.
Jo.Xx
I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Isn't it inconvenient?
Doncha think?
Inconvenient doesn't scan quite like ironic
(Swing you fucking nerd)"You're right, too many syllables. I was too busy heading out to the local motorway services to meet a trucker for a good rutting. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! Lol watch these lot gang up on you now..
But well said ! They always moan, never happy"We’re quite happy, sorry to say | |||
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"Damn straight. There is no social side to swinging at all. As everybody knows, the only correct way to engage with swingers is to shag them and go off to grab a bite to eat before going off to the next. It's a wonder they allow conversations on here at all. It should just be a list of addresses where you can go to find a woman naked on a bed with her legs open. Clubs would be a lot more productive if they were more like libraries where talking is snuffed out. Attendees should be chastised for not having sex at any given moment. These women who don't want to be treated like a piece of meat really get on my nerves. It's disgusting what women are allowed to get away with on this site. " LOL | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! Lol watch these lot gang up on you now..
But well said ! They always moan, never happy"This thread is full of women making jokes, but yeah sure we're all miserable hags. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! Lol watch these lot gang up on you now..
But well said ! They always moan, never happy"He says, agreeing with the moaning guy  | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! Lol watch these lot gang up on you now..
But well said ! They always moan, never happy"Miserable as sin the lot of us! 
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " Fuck me sideways I been doing it wrong all these years!. I based my meets on the friendship ALONGSIDE the sex. Made me feel more human and less "just a vagina" I thought it worked pretty well. I have made strong friendships, some of which I'm convinced we'll be friends until we face mortality. I've learned from other people, about life, sex, different styles, food, music, tolerance, almost every subject under the sun. Oh, and I also stumbled upon my beloved in the process of one of these friendships. We fell in love, and look at us now. What dummies we are doing it all wrong, we should have just fuck n gone! My bad. P | |||
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"It's like rain on your wedding day.
Jo.Xx
I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Isn't it inconvenient?
Doncha think?
Inconvenient doesn't scan quite like ironic
(Swing you fucking nerd)
Annoying would work - isn't it annoying? Don'tcha think? "A little bit too annoying - yeah, I really do think! | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! Fuck me sideways I been doing it wrong all these years!. I based my meets on the friendship ALONGSIDE the sex. Made me feel more human and less "just a vagina" I thought it worked pretty well. I have made strong friendships, some of which I'm convinced we'll be friends until we face mortality. I've learned from other people, about life, sex, different styles, food, music, tolerance, almost every subject under the sun. Oh, and I also stumbled upon my beloved in the process of one of these friendships. We fell in love, and look at us now. What dummies we are doing it all wrong, we should have just fuck n gone! My bad. P" You're a disgrace to swinging. Get back to that "just a vagina" thing and be a bit more bloody grateful. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " If it helps OP, I found this fucking hilarious and have just had to wipe spit off the phone. Bravo to the way this was written | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! If it helps OP, I found this fucking hilarious and have just had to wipe spit off the phone. Bravo to the way this was written "You're most welcome! | |||
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"Special day innit? People might be expecting something different for a change." Same people who dont celebrate it ? Same people who say " just a normal day " Same people who say oh its another way to make money out of us ? Same people who say you dont have to show me love or buy me something just on this day, you should be doing it every other day ? Right.. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " same For guys as well that moan | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " its not a sex site some would say its a meeting point an internet domain, a chat room, a platform for exhibitionists and voyeurs | |||
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"Damn straight. There is no social side to swinging at all. As everybody knows, the only correct way to engage with swingers is to shag them and go off to grab a bite to eat before going off to the next. It's a wonder they allow conversations on here at all. It should just be a list of addresses where you can go to find a woman naked on a bed with her legs open. Clubs would be a lot more productive if they were more like libraries where talking is snuffed out. Attendees should be chastised for not having sex at any given moment. These women who don't want to be treated like a piece of meat really get on my nerves. It's disgusting what women are allowed to get away with on this site. "First sensible post on here. Let's hope it's not the only one. | |||
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"Dear oh dear OP. Quite narrow minded aren't you. You may be happy just to 'fuck n go' but to us, as well as so many other people we have met and spoken to prefer the social side, the clubs, the parties, making great new friends and of course the great sex. However, I feel I could of just wasted 2 minutes of my life writing this as I seriously doubt whether you have the knowledge or the inclination to understand. PS someone should of bought you a blow up doll for Valentines Day as you come across as the type of guy who thinks 'any holes a goal'. Good luck OP." I thought any hole was a goal  is that not the rules? | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " There there pet! | |||
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I find it ironic that that song is mostly about things that are unfortunate
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.
Isn't it inconvenient?
Doncha think?"I just think it lacks imagination. You can easily butter your toast with a spoon. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " lol can see where your mind is located | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " I wouldn't like those sort of messages. They sound horrible. It might be a sex site but i still like a bit of wooing. I suppose this is where we see differences between men and women. Or am i just old fashioned? Do all men think its ok to speak like that?. Do women like to be spoken to like that? I think not. But what do i know. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " It's a swingers site actually. The clue is in the name. Sadly many folk do not join for the right reasons. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! " Members run their profiles how they choose to. | |||
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"Just had a quick look on here and wished I hadn't! Absolutely FULL of females with statuses such as; "It's valentines and the only message I got was 'fancy a fuck'" or.. "I'd do you!" Just a gentle reminder for you.. It's a bloody sex site love! It's not 'Matchmaker' or 'e-harmony' It's horned up guys that want to give you a good rutting then leave FFS! I wouldn't like those sort of messages. They sound horrible. It might be a sex site but i still like a bit of wooing. I suppose this is where we see differences between men and women. Or am i just old fashioned? Do all men think its ok to speak like that?. Do women like to be spoken to like that? I think not. But what do i know. " I agree with you. He is the fuck and go type I think. I'm not here to date or find love but I'm not here to be used either. | |||
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