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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Woman came out beaming from a check up at the doctors and said to her husband “doctor said I have the breasts and legs of a thirty year old”.

“Oh yeah” he replied. “What about your fifty year old cunt”?

“We didn’t talk about you at all”, she replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next week is National Diarrhea week ....Runs from Monday to Friday

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A teenaged girl with a lisp is being examined by a doctor...

The doctor puts his stethoscope to her chest and says "big breaths"

The girl replies "Yeth, and I'm only thicthteen"

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’ve just joined DNA, the national association for dyslexics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing.

She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So they buried Deirdre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw my mate last night he said

" On the way home last night i took a short cut by the railtrack, saw a great bird there had a great fuck"

" did you get a blow job" i asked

" nah, i couldnt find her head"

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