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Get your debit cards out and buy a raffle.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No touching I can look for free here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"No touching I can look for free here "

With the aim of generating maximum income, I had to consider a male winning the raffle.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that "

Errrrrrmmmm, for 50p, I'd have to do it in undies I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrr no I will get a lottery ticket thanks

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Errrrrr no I will get a lottery ticket thanks "

Oh! Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that

Errrrrrmmmm, for 50p, I'd have to do it in undies I'm afraid. "

I’ve got nothing, can you do it fully clothed

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that

Errrrrrmmmm, for 50p, I'd have to do it in undies I'm afraid.

I’ve got nothing, can you do it fully clothed "

Haha!!! That's cheeky! It depends... How good does it suck? The hoover that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted."

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

"

Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!?

Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket?

PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will you do for a half pizza and a mint aero?

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"What will you do for a half pizza and a mint aero? "

Which type of pizza? Mint aero, hmmm, well see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrrr no I will get a lottery ticket thanks

Oh! Are you sure? "

Yes sorry quite sure if I win I’ll hire ya

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

I'll have £500's worth.

I hope you like heights, my gable end needs painting. That's not a euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!?

Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket?

PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff.

"

Run JJ Run!!

Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up.

There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE!

And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff.

Up your game!!!

I'm watching you.

I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I'll have £500's worth.

I hope you like heights, my gable end needs painting. That's not a euphemism. "

Hahaha!!!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!?

Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket?

PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff.

Run JJ Run!!

Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up.

There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE!

And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff.

Up your game!!!

I'm watching you.

I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance.

"

Kinell!

Men offering free wine and naked chef?!? What the hell is the matter with these guys?!?! I guess they must just be desperate.

Well, here you have premium material for just a £2 ticket! Many tickets still available!

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!?

Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket?

PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff.

Run JJ Run!!

Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up.

There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE!

And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff.

Up your game!!!

I'm watching you.

I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance.

"

How about I cook and OP waits on you

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By *ohnjones3210 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chester


"Hello!

Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*.

I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in!

*Disclaimer, touching is not permitted.

Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter????

PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print?

Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!?

Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket?

PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff.

Run JJ Run!!

Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up.

There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE!

And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff.

Up your game!!!

I'm watching you.

I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance.

How about I cook and OP waits on you "

Yeah, I can accept that. Ha!

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