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"No touching I can look for free here " With the aim of generating maximum income, I had to consider a male winning the raffle. | |||
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"I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that " Errrrrrmmmm, for 50p, I'd have to do it in undies I'm afraid. | |||
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"Errrrrr no I will get a lottery ticket thanks " Oh! Are you sure? | |||
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"I’ve got 50p....what can I not touch for that Errrrrrmmmm, for 50p, I'd have to do it in undies I'm afraid. I’ve got nothing, can you do it fully clothed " Haha!!! That's cheeky! It depends... How good does it suck? The hoover that is. | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted." Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted. Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? " Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!? Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket? PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff. | |||
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"What will you do for a half pizza and a mint aero? " Which type of pizza? Mint aero, hmmm, well see! | |||
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"Errrrrr no I will get a lottery ticket thanks Oh! Are you sure? " Yes sorry quite sure if I win I’ll hire ya | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted. Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!? Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket? PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff. " Run JJ Run!! Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up. There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE! And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff. Up your game!!! I'm watching you. I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance. | |||
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"I'll have £500's worth. I hope you like heights, my gable end needs painting. That's not a euphemism. " Hahaha!!! | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted. Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!? Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket? PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff. Run JJ Run!! Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up. There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE! And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff. Up your game!!! I'm watching you. I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance. " Kinell! Men offering free wine and naked chef?!? What the hell is the matter with these guys?!?! I guess they must just be desperate. Well, here you have premium material for just a £2 ticket! Many tickets still available! | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted. Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!? Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket? PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff. Run JJ Run!! Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up. There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE! And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff. Up your game!!! I'm watching you. I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance. " How about I cook and OP waits on you | |||
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"Hello! Yes, get your debit cards out ladies and gentlemen and buy a raffle ticket at a bargain price of £2 each! The winner will get me as a naked waiter/PA for the night*. I'm offering a special rate of 3 tickets for £5, so get your orders in! *Disclaimer, touching is not permitted. Hang on... Who's doing the cooking of you're just the waiter???? PA for what exactly? I need details. Where's the small print? Oh fuck! What are you doing here?!? Ermmmm, your husband can do the cooking... Or maybe I'll make a pot noodle for you. This is the bronze service. What do you expect for £2 a ticket? PA, for accounts work and general stuff like photocopying, sending letters and the like. Basically like glorified admin staff. Run JJ Run!! Bronze service, pot noodle?? Omg boy you need to wise up. There are lots of men on here offering to be a naked chef and wine a lady FOR FREE! And plenty of sub men that would love to be a personal assistant and not just a glorified admin staff. Up your game!!! I'm watching you. I can always put a collar on you and get the whip out if you need some guidance. How about I cook and OP waits on you " Yeah, I can accept that. Ha! | |||
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