FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you hide the toys?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I remember finding my moms vibrator when I was younger so mums dads granny and Grandads where’s your number 1 hiding spot for your toys and have they ever been found?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Just follow this smell bullshit was with until you found granny's .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don’t get what you mean ??

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Oh no. theres no need to hide them, we have special kink bags for toys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really? And where do you keep those bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No kids in my house thankfully, but I do live with 3 friends and I have an en suite which they can use if the main toilet/shower is in use. I keep my toys in a bag under my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really? And where do you keep those bags? "

She stores the kink bags in the sex basement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours are in a bedside drawer on Mr's side of the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a box in bedside cabinet

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

In my knicker drawer beside my bed. Not particularly bothered if the kids find them. They shouldn't go snooping.

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Under the bed in a box, some bits in the bedside cabinet. Probably been found at some point but no one seems too distressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s where I keep all mine

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have a holdall in my wardrobe for my dress up stuff and the strap on and wands and whips etc.

My glass dildos and handcuffs are in my chest of drawers.

My regular vibrator is in my bedside drawer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow really spread out! I presume the bed side drawer is used most regular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work so if someone find them I can accuse someone else who has a suspicious face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fabulous idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought they were kept in the pram is that not what they say

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Wow really spread out! I presume the bed side drawer is used most regular?"

Yes. The holdall stuff is used for meets predominantly.

The glass dildo’s are used when needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vibrator daily by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our holiday case under the bed!!! We did leave a small vibrator & cock ring 8n the drawer when the in-laws were minding our house !!!! Ooppps nothing got said but who cares it's normal to have lots of fun!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly the attitude to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a suitcase in the cupboard but I'm going to transfer everything to a drawer as it's currently jam packed.

My ex and I have a deal that if either of us die the other knows what to get rid of quick from our houses!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have a suitcase in the cupboard but I'm going to transfer everything to a drawer as it's currently jam packed.

My ex and I have a deal that if either of us die the other knows what to get rid of quick from our houses! "

Just in case you die together you better let me know too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s such a great idea! What’s the most adventurous thing you have hidden in there?

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

Three holdalls on top of wardrobe ... one suitcase in loft space ..sling and chains in garage roof space ..bed restraints on/under bed ... errrrrr think that’s about all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big drawer under my bed.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

We have a locked box under the bed, and the canes and crop are hidden behind the plinth of our wardrobe. The more tame toys (ones if my sister found she wouldn't die if embaressement) are in the bedside cabinets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds like you’re a very adventurous sexy young lady!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The ex half buried them in the garden, all was fine until I came home to find a load of female squatters had moved in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once walked in to the kids singing to an Hitachi wand ! . Left it as that really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the toy box but the kids always find them

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Bed side draw and big box on top of the wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lockable bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lockable bedside cabinet"
the kids have the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was your reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ottoman at the end of my bed

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I keep my toys in a duffle bag under my bed and the larger items (stockade, etc) under the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Care to share what’s inside?

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

We don’t have kids... so we don’t hide them at all... everyone we know knows we are adventurous, plus it’s funny to leave a suction cup 9” dildo suckered to the bathroom wall when people visit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Those are the kind of friends I need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ottoman at the end of my bed

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gee a full empire full

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By *ussy FoodMan
over a year ago

darlington

When the ex was in hospitial her mam went round to pick her a few bits up and only went in her draw and must have found her americian challenge dildo as it had been moved, nothing was ever said but got some strange looks

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"ottoman at the end of my bed

gee a full empire full

Now we're talking turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lockable bedside cabinetthe kids have the key

I fecking hope not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ottoman at the end of my bed

gee a full empire full

Now we're talking turkey

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gobble gobble gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lockable bedside cabinetthe kids have the key

I fecking hope not!! "
they do they took your key to timpsons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I remember finding my moms vibrator when I was younger so mums dads granny and Grandads where’s your number 1 hiding spot for your toys and have they ever been found?

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we keep ours in the proper sex toys case from Ann summers and also into an handheld luggage case in our wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a very full BDSM toy bag hidden under my bed in a secret compartment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hide them all in the ass. Problem solved!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I bought a storage box with a combination lock on it from Amazon for about £20..it's got a pretty pink lid & fits nicely under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife keeps hers in packing crates in the garage..

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"Care to share what’s inside?

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. Some of ours are on show laid out on bed ....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I have that many hiding places I can’t remember where I put 1/2 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breadbin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breadbin."

If I was looking for bread and found those I’d have a right... cob on.

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By *aisiahMan
over a year ago

crosshands

"I have a holdall in my wardrobe for my dress up stuff and the strap on and wands and whips etc.

My glass dildos and handcuffs are in my chest of drawers.

My regular vibrator is in my bedside drawer. "

Damn you are fully loaded ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dogs toybox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You must be ‘barking’ mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont need to hide. Im single

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont need to hide. Im single

What toys do you have?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was? "

No luckily !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily ! "

What was your reaction?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily !

What was your reaction? "

I just said thanks and put it on the side, you learn to not make a fuss of anything and think quickly as a parent

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

The joys of living alone!

I have a storage cube at the side of the bed where they normally live so they aren't immediately visible - don't want to frighten off any guests, after all.

If for any reason someone needs access to my bedroom (for example the letting agency or if work is being done on the flat) I tuck the restraints under the mattress, but that's all I need to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily !

What was your reaction?

I just said thanks and put it on the side, you learn to not make a fuss of anything and think quickly as a parent

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lol but he knew exactly what it was after all he has one and has eyes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily !

What was your reaction?

I just said thanks and put it on the side, you learn to not make a fuss of anything and think quickly as a parent

lol but he knew exactly what it was after all he has one and has eyes

What ?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In two fancy boxes handy by the bed..as for the corner strapping they stay attached to the bed..just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large crate or in my bedside drawer. Not very well hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily !

What was your reaction?

I just said thanks and put it on the side, you learn to not make a fuss of anything and think quickly as a parent

lol but he knew exactly what it was after all he has one and has eyes

What ?!?

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oh he knows he just didnt want to embarass you

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By *hyandtwistedCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

A lock box and mrs sock drawer, I once found my mother's when we where young, she blagged it and told us it was willy cream as it had the battery bit that looked like a lid, fooled us as it made prefect sense to our young minds

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bedside table, I’m lucky my kid has never been one to go exploring.

However one night a couple of years ago, I forgot to put them all away and my lad woke me up by handing me Mr Glass saying I just sat on this

Oh dear, was he old enough to know what it was?

No luckily !

What was your reaction?

I just said thanks and put it on the side, you learn to not make a fuss of anything and think quickly as a parent

lol but he knew exactly what it was after all he has one and has eyes

What ?!?

oh he knows he just didnt want to embarass you

He definitely didn’t / doesn’t

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

In bottom of my travel rucksack

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We don't.

They are in the bedside drawers.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a couple of places. I have a blue bag sitting on my bedside table with my faves in it. If you ever spot a little blue bag next to me on my pics that will be it. Usually a purple dildo hanging out of it ha. The rest are in a cupboard in my spare room along with all my lingerie and play outfits.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have a couple of places. I have a blue bag sitting on my bedside table with my faves in it. If you ever spot a little blue bag next to me on my pics that will be it. Usually a purple dildo hanging out of it ha. The rest are in a cupboard in my spare room along with all my lingerie and play outfits. "

Can I come to stay the night. I'll take the spare room.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I come to stay the night. I'll take the spare room.

Haha there’s no bed in there tho.

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By *andAukCouple
over a year ago

leeds

We have a large wooden chest,some under the bed and the larger ones in plain brown boxes on top of the chest.We need a full playroom ideally but just don't have the space.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Bedside cabinet, under bed in a sports bag, under bedding in the back of wardrobe and the fuck machine stool I built always has clothes or towel hung over it to hide the machanicals on the underside other wise it just looks like a stool.

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