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"When I get Shrewsbury Town updates on my phone or tablet, Google use Shrewsbury's old club crest. The new crest has been used for a few years now, and it's much better than the previous crest. Sort it out, Google." #firstworldproblems  | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts? " | |||
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"Food packaging. Tea bags especially! Fiddly cellophane wrapper - it’s a bastard! Takes ages to open and even when you eventually manage it (by stabbing through it as a last resort it in sheer exasperated desperation with a kitchen knife!) - there’s tea ‘dust’ every bloody where! DVD cellophane wrappers are equally as vexatious but at least there’s no bloody dust. I mean what the shit?! "This made me LOL and snort a little | |||
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"Food packaging. Tea bags especially! Fiddly cellophane wrapper - it’s a bastard! Takes ages to open and even when you eventually manage it (by stabbing through it as a last resort it in sheer exasperated desperation with a kitchen knife!) - there’s tea ‘dust’ every bloody where! DVD cellophane wrappers are equally as vexatious but at least there’s no bloody dust. I mean what the shit?! "Ok you’ve reminded me of a rant..... those vacuum packed seals on meat, how the F are you supposed to get them open ?!? There’s this little corner you are supposed to pull, erm yep that is t budging or the corner cones of in your hand and packet still sealed. Bring on the scissors trying to cut through to get to your f’ing dinner Ok back to smiling | |||
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"Food packaging. Tea bags especially! Fiddly cellophane wrapper - it’s a bastard! Takes ages to open and even when you eventually manage it (by stabbing through it as a last resort it in sheer exasperated desperation with a kitchen knife!) - there’s tea ‘dust’ every bloody where! DVD cellophane wrappers are equally as vexatious but at least there’s no bloody dust. I mean what the shit?!
Ok you’ve reminded me of a rant..... those vacuum packed seals on meat, how the F are you supposed to get them open ?!? There’s this little corner you are supposed to pull, erm yep that is t budging or the corner cones of in your hand and packet still sealed. Bring on the scissors trying to cut through to get to your f’ing dinner
Ok back to smiling "Christ yes! - Those are real bastards! The corners invariably feel like the bloody Terminator himself has welded the bloody things down. Needless to say, an invariable case of grabbing ones trusty kitchen knife to the rescue again!  | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts? "WTF | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts?
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts?
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts?
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Yeah. Had to throw all my nuts away today. I love nuts "The eggs usually get laid in the flower or when the fruit starts to develop, and then the maggots/larvae hatch out from the inside. It's a bitch. I've had the same with dates in the past. | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts?
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Yeah. Had to throw all my nuts away today. I love nuts
The eggs usually get laid in the flower or when the fruit starts to develop, and then the maggots/larvae hatch out from the inside. It's a bitch. I've had the same with dates in the past."Another mystery solved | |||
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"Have two nuts in sealed bag will travel... maggot free guarantee "
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"Hello Pinkswing! My rant is having to get up at silly o clock tomorrow to buy a love sausage for my partner. He can't not have a love sausage.
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"When someone won't take no for answer, and even when you won't speak to them they find other ways to try and get a reaction or get you talking and just won't bloody stop. " Arsehole. Is stabbing him in the eye with a fork an option? I'd be happy to help x | |||
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"Have two nuts in sealed bag will travel... maggot free guarantee
Morning. Ok, another one. That green arrow next to a username. Sometimes useful, sometimes reveals too much about a person "Just a healthy sense of humour lol.. the best I could come up with in the challenging environment of a hospital waiting room | |||
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"Have two nuts in sealed bag will travel... maggot free guarantee
Morning. Ok, another one. That green arrow next to a username. Sometimes useful, sometimes reveals too much about a person
Just a healthy sense of humour lol.. the best I could come up with in the challenging environment of a hospital waiting room "Forgiven then... | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts? "That’s an easy one the eggs were in the nits before being packed | |||
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"This perimenopause lark (this might get icky so look away if eating/delicate) My monthly visits from mother nature are now starting to get irregular. So wheras before if i turned into an emotional sobbing angry wreck i’d have at least a good few weeks of rational behaviour and roughly know when the hulkette mode was due. But now i’m all over the place. My skin has turned back in time to my teenage years, mother nature visits whenever she likes and it’s just pooling out of me. Clothes wise I’ve turned into a goth because they don’t make Sanitary Towels equipped to cope with super super heavy flows, and no matter how often you change them, it’s still not good enough. And my nipples are sore. " I feel your pain!! I stopped taking my contraceptive pill and that seems to have helped. Before that I was having periods that were lasting 5 weeks at a time
Night sweats and disturbed sleep, forgetfulness and confusion are getting me down at the moment. | |||
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"Have two nuts in sealed bag will travel... maggot free guarantee
Morning. Ok, another one. That green arrow next to a username. Sometimes useful, sometimes reveals too much about a person
Just a healthy sense of humour lol.. the best I could come up with in the challenging environment of a hospital waiting room
Forgiven then... "Forgiveness says your given the chance of new beginnings. Where do we begin..? | |||
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"Hello Pinkswing! My rant is having to get up at silly o clock tomorrow to buy a love sausage for my partner. He can't not have a love sausage.
"That must be true love. To go out early for a love sausage | |||
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"This perimenopause lark (this might get icky so look away if eating/delicate) My monthly visits from mother nature are now starting to get irregular. So wheras before if i turned into an emotional sobbing angry wreck i’d have at least a good few weeks of rational behaviour and roughly know when the hulkette mode was due. But now i’m all over the place. My skin has turned back in time to my teenage years, mother nature visits whenever she likes and it’s just pooling out of me. Clothes wise I’ve turned into a goth because they don’t make Sanitary Towels equipped to cope with super super heavy flows, and no matter how often you change them, it’s still not good enough. And my nipples are sore. " I have just had (2 weeks ago) surgical oblation for this and they fitted a coil while they were there. Would/could this be an option for you? | |||
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"When someone won't take no for answer, and even when you won't speak to them they find other ways to try and get a reaction or get you talking and just won't bloody stop. Arsehole. Is stabbing him in the eye with a fork an option? I'd be happy to help x" Help accepted, though that's quite tame but a good starting point | |||
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"When someone won't take no for answer, and even when you won't speak to them they find other ways to try and get a reaction or get you talking and just won't bloody stop. Arsehole. Is stabbing him in the eye with a fork an option? I'd be happy to help x Help accepted, though that's quite tame but a good starting point ". If that don't work then message me.  | |||
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"Keep getting rejection emails for jobs saying I'm not skilled or experienced enough when Im specifically applying for roles that match my skills and experience. These fuckwits dont know how to read, yet these idiot hiring managers have jobs. I've run out of money and patience. Cunts " Keep at it mate. Can be soul destroying but just got to power on, plus look on the bright side - would you really want to work for an absolute muppet who can’t read in the long run anyway? | |||
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(a fair point though).
Plus, I’ve now had to cancel my entire weekends activities, most importantly that includes a trip to Bristol zoo that I promised my niece, so she’s now upset. Understandably my sister doesn’t fancy her catching flu.
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"When someone won't take no for answer, and even when you won't speak to them they find other ways to try and get a reaction or get you talking and just won't bloody stop. Arsehole. Is stabbing him in the eye with a fork an option? I'd be happy to help x Help accepted, though that's quite tame but a good starting point "I'd probably get my post removed if I said what I really wanted to do to people like that | |||
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"The school boilers have broken, so the little darlings have the rest of the week off. Then next week is half term. Bugger. It's going to totally mess with my ASD boy who needs routine. Also insomnia is an absolute bitch. " Insomnia definitely is a killer and I’m with you on the need for routine Approved | |||
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"Nottingham's Clifton bridge, dear God, how long this mayhem will last for? City's completely clogged up for days now "Traffic
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"When I get Shrewsbury Town updates on my phone or tablet, Google use Shrewsbury's old club crest. The new crest has been used for a few years now, and it's much better than the previous crest. Sort it out, Google." Google are knobs Approved | |||
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"Keep getting rejection emails for jobs saying I'm not skilled or experienced enough when Im specifically applying for roles that match my skills and experience. These fuckwits dont know how to read, yet these idiot hiring managers have jobs. I've run out of money and patience. Cunts Keep at it mate. Can be soul destroying but just got to power on, plus look on the bright side - would you really want to work for an absolute muppet who can’t read in the long run anyway? "Wouldnt be the first time
Can't even find temp work which is unbelievable. 25 years experience and all the shit I've been through this how I'm treated. Just want my financial freedom back. | |||
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"Maggots. How the hell do they get into sealed bags of nuts? "As long as they don’t get into my nut bags then I’m not that bothered but I can see it being a pain Approved | |||
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"Food packaging. Tea bags especially! Fiddly cellophane wrapper - it’s a bastard! Takes ages to open and even when you eventually manage it (by stabbing through it as a last resort it in sheer exasperated desperation with a kitchen knife!) - there’s tea ‘dust’ every bloody where! DVD cellophane wrappers are equally as vexatious but at least there’s no bloody dust. I mean what the shit?! "With you there - it’s a right pain in the bollock Approved | |||
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"Food packaging. Tea bags especially! Fiddly cellophane wrapper - it’s a bastard! Takes ages to open and even when you eventually manage it (by stabbing through it as a last resort it in sheer exasperated desperation with a kitchen knife!) - there’s tea ‘dust’ every bloody where! DVD cellophane wrappers are equally as vexatious but at least there’s no bloody dust. I mean what the shit?!
Ok you’ve reminded me of a rant..... those vacuum packed seals on meat, how the F are you supposed to get them open ?!? There’s this little corner you are supposed to pull, erm yep that is t budging or the corner cones of in your hand and packet still sealed. Bring on the scissors trying to cut through to get to your f’ing dinner
Ok back to smiling "Hell yes, always a nightmare Approved | |||
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"I'm ranting about myself...trying to give up the ciggies. I'm blooming hopeless "That comes under the heading of self inflicted Denied but keep at it | |||
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"Like how the temp agency have told.us at 5pm Wednesday that the company I work for are laying 15 people off. I'm one of them Silver lining is I get two days holiday this week and start another job Monday. Fuck em" That’s not good news but a new job is great news An Approved for the bad stuff | |||
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"When someone won't take no for answer, and even when you won't speak to them they find other ways to try and get a reaction or get you talking and just won't bloody stop. " That sounds quite infuriating Bellwhackers Approved | |||
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"Hello Pinkswing! My rant is having to get up at silly o clock tomorrow to buy a love sausage for my partner. He can't not have a love sausage.
"Or buy one this evening instead? If he delivers his own love sausage as a thank you then it might be worth it However, self inflicted so Denied | |||
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"This perimenopause lark (this might get icky so look away if eating/delicate) My monthly visits from mother nature are now starting to get irregular. So wheras before if i turned into an emotional sobbing angry wreck i’d have at least a good few weeks of rational behaviour and roughly know when the hulkette mode was due. But now i’m all over the place. My skin has turned back in time to my teenage years, mother nature visits whenever she likes and it’s just pooling out of me. Clothes wise I’ve turned into a goth because they don’t make Sanitary Towels equipped to cope with super super heavy flows, and no matter how often you change them, it’s still not good enough. And my nipples are sore. " That sounds absolutely dreadful. No way you aren’t getting an Approved for that and I hope it all eases off soon enough | |||
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"Booked a ticket to see the Troy exhibition at the British Museum on Saturday. When I booked it, the weather forecast was decent; now it's talking about heavy rain and high winds "You could wear a coat and London has plenty of shelter. Plus, the weather might keep people away and it won’t be as busy Denied | |||
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"My rant would have been that my dishwasher has broken but ... I fixed it!! that was a near miss of a rant PinkSwing "Near miss? Rant or nothing here Babs, you know the drill. But I’m glad your dishwasher is fixed | |||
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"Keep getting rejection emails for jobs saying I'm not skilled or experienced enough when Im specifically applying for roles that match my skills and experience. These fuckwits dont know how to read, yet these idiot hiring managers have jobs. I've run out of money and patience. Cunts " Job market can be a proper head scratcher - some tools involved Approved | |||
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"My cold turned out to be flu and as a result I’ve achieved nothing with my week work wise which is annoying as I have projects I want to finish. My boss even told me not to come in because he doesn’t want me infecting the rest of the team. Charming! (a fair point though).
Plus, I’ve now had to cancel my entire weekends activities, most importantly that includes a trip to Bristol zoo that I promised my niece, so she’s now upset. Understandably my sister doesn’t fancy her catching flu.
Raging. "Keep yourself fed and hydrated and ride it out Approved | |||
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"people piss me off sooooo much no common sense in the world left i believe im the only one against the whole world .......... pffttt " You aren’t so Denied | |||
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"Headache from the depths of hell...." Fluids and rest and I hope it passes soon Approved | |||
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"This perimenopause lark (this might get icky so look away if eating/delicate) My monthly visits from mother nature are now starting to get irregular. So wheras before if i turned into an emotional sobbing angry wreck i’d have at least a good few weeks of rational behaviour and roughly know when the hulkette mode was due. But now i’m all over the place. My skin has turned back in time to my teenage years, mother nature visits whenever she likes and it’s just pooling out of me. Clothes wise I’ve turned into a goth because they don’t make Sanitary Towels equipped to cope with super super heavy flows, and no matter how often you change them, it’s still not good enough. And my nipples are sore. I feel your pain!! I stopped taking my contraceptive pill and that seems to have helped. Before that I was having periods that were lasting 5 weeks at a time
Night sweats and disturbed sleep, forgetfulness and confusion are getting me down at the moment. "Ladies, I also feel your pain. Thank god God hrt...for me, it helped | |||
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"Companies that neither keep their word about calling you back, and change their mind every fucking time you fucking call them fucking back. Yes car insurance company, I'm talking about you!!!!!!!! Hang your fucking money grabbing fucking duplicitous fucking heads in fucking shame. You fuckers!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr." Yer, but did you get the job? I got mine  | |||
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"My rant would have been that my dishwasher has broken but ... I fixed it!! that was a near miss of a rant PinkSwing
Near miss? Rant or nothing here Babs, you know the drill.
But I’m glad your dishwasher is fixed "I’m back! I have a rant ...I dont understand why people drive so close to you on a car park. We are there to park and I always reverse in but they drive so close it’s impossible. Surely we’re all there to park ... I want them to give me space. | |||
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"It annoys me that people feel the need to honk and shout at me as I drive round. Surely it's up to me if I have my high beam on all the time...." It is, just as it’s up to them to shout and hon Preferences Denied | |||
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"Companies that neither keep their word about calling you back, and change their mind every fucking time you fucking call them fucking back. Yes car insurance company, I'm talking about you!!!!!!!! Hang your fucking money grabbing fucking duplicitous fucking heads in fucking shame. You fuckers!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr. Yer, but did you get the job? I got mine "Still waiting....... | |||
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"The clown in the hotel room above mine last night. Must have been wearing slippers made out of concrete. Stomping about the room for 2 hours then woke me up at 6am stomping about again. Why can't people walk quietly? Also, the light fitting is slightly loose, so when he stomped about, the light rattled." Been there, experienced that. Concrete slippers or a baby elephant Approved | |||
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"Companies that neither keep their word about calling you back, and change their mind every fucking time you fucking call them fucking back. Yes car insurance company, I'm talking about you!!!!!!!! Hang your fucking money grabbing fucking duplicitous fucking heads in fucking shame. You fuckers!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr." I’m sensing some tension Have you tried breathing exercises? Or possibly golf. Belting a small object with a hard one might help Approved | |||
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"My rant would have been that my dishwasher has broken but ... I fixed it!! that was a near miss of a rant PinkSwing
Near miss? Rant or nothing here Babs, you know the drill.
But I’m glad your dishwasher is fixed
I’m back! I have a rant ...I dont understand why people drive so close to you on a car park. We are there to park and I always reverse in but they drive so close it’s impossible. Surely we’re all there to park ... I want them to give me space. "Totes magoats With you on this one Babs. People seem to lose most of their IQ when they enter a car park. Approved | |||
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"Right, next rant! Dirty bastards gobbing in public. Hocking up lung churn and flobbing it onto the pavement. Walk down any High Street and you can see the stuff glistening in the sun. Bloody disgusting bastards! "Hell yes - just no need for it at all. Even if ill, use a tissue. Bellwhackers Approved | |||
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