FabSwingers.com forum: Aggggggggggggh there’s no milk!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its raining cats and dogs, I can’t bring myself to go out for milk so......anyone got any suggestions for using things in the house that looks like milk and tastes a bit like it for my coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up and take it hot sweet and black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man up and take it hot sweet and black.

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From a real man

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Man up and take it hot sweet and black.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!"

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Man up and take it hot sweet and black.

Naaa it wouldn't be the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

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I happen to have a Goat for sale!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Man up and take it hot sweet and black.

Naaa it wouldn't be the same.

No wonder you are lacking motivation - you are spreading yourself too thin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

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Williamina the billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquidise some cheese in water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Liquidise some cheese in water. "
Cheesy milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liquidise some cheese in water. "

mmmm cheesy coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

"
OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice Cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice Cream?"

Cracking idea! I'll go get some out of the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

"
I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice Cream?"

Well that's buggered all I have is a tub of chocolate ice cream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

"
No sasnach has ever survived the Haggis club cum sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

No sasnach has ever survived the Haggis club cum sandwich

That's nothing they do Spicy Salami Kebabs in Bradford!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

No sasnach has ever survived the Haggis club cum sandwich

That's nothing they do Spicy Salami Kebabs in Bradford!

order a takeaway and ask them to pick up some milk on way for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

No sasnach has ever survived the Haggis club cum sandwich

That's nothing they do Spicy Salami Kebabs in Bradford!

order a takeaway and ask them to pick up some milk on way for you"

I am thinking I will have to go to the shop its no good black coffee isn't for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice Cream?

Well that's buggered all I have is a tub of chocolate ice cream!

have a mocha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ice Cream?

Well that's buggered all I have is a tub of chocolate ice cream!

have a mocha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a good idea to have a small tin of Coffee Mate in the house as a back up to milk/cream.

Icecream would be a good substitute for cream in my coffee, as I only make my icecream with cream - a mix of whipping and double to be precise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no lactating neighbours about? BITTY!!!

There is actually but she is a bit of a bulldog! I might get my teeth stoved in so will avoid that one.

I happen to have a Goat for sale!

Nanny or Billy?

Williamina the billy

I'll pass on billy milk

OMG

You scotlanders don't really put billy milk in your hot beverages do you?

I'm beginning to think we don't

Used to like washing down my Haggis cum sandwich with a cup of Tea. No more bloody Tea for me

Tell you what I am glad I have eaten! Them sandwiches you have are well dodgy!

No sasnach has ever survived the Haggis club cum sandwich

That's nothing they do Spicy Salami Kebabs in Bradford!

"
Broadford Skye have you been?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

if you have any Baileys left over from christmas you can use that......its got cream in it...tastes ok too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if you have any Baileys left over from christmas you can use that......its got cream in it...tastes ok too"

Non of that either im on hot ribena till the morning or wait till Bertha comes back next door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a take away and ask if they can bring you some milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its raining cats and dogs, I can’t bring myself to go out for milk so......anyone got any suggestions for using things in the house that looks like milk and tastes a bit like it for my coffee?

I always keep a little tube of dried milk int cupboard for these occasions as well as flour and yeast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Order a take away and ask if they can bring you some milk."

I would but my local take away and me have issues! Long story but they are out to get me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tube of sweetened condensed milk is always handy too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its raining cats and dogs, I can’t bring myself to go out for milk so......anyone got any suggestions for using things in the house that looks like milk and tastes a bit like it for my coffee?

I always keep a little tube of dried milk int cupboard for these occasions as well as flour and yeast."

I wish I had now! Fingers crossed she is back from the bingo next door soon bless her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Order a take away and ask if they can bring you some milk.

I would but my local take away and me have issues! Long story but they are out to get me.

one montecristo to take out eh?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A tube of sweetened condensed milk is always handy too.

What the Nestlé condensed stuff? Would that work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Order a take away and ask if they can bring you some milk.

I would but my local take away and me have issues! Long story but they are out to get me.

one montecristo to take out eh?!

No it was all over a meet a takeaway and a lot of screaming all round!

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