FabSwingers.com forum: 3 items

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lets play a game .....

you are at asda and buy 3 items

the goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible......

what do you buy??

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

[Removed by poster at 12/02/20 19:02:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watermelon

A French letter

Some water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

french letter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"french letter?"

Condoms

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Lube

Paracetamol

Whole pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline

Cucumber

Tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"french letter?"

A letter written in French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Asda? 3 notepads in the stationary section and write "I'm in love with you" on the top of the first one, "Let's get married" on top of the second and "I ignore all safety words" on top of the third

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

I would buy

Some ladies knickers

A cucumber

And some Durex lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some hilarious items

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Condoms, deep heat rub and a bag of grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cucumber, sexy thong, lube lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Lipstick

Men’s razors

Thong pack of 5

Dressed as normal

Btw I have done this for real

Plus

Stockings

Tights

Nail varnish remover

Nail varnish

Can you imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A side of lamb, some vaseline and a pair of marigolds.

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By *lways sunshineMan
over a year ago

crawley

A broom

A box of always

A tube of sudocrem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol, disposable camera and stockings (actually based on fact, at Asda’s, years ago with my ex, but we were going to see Marilyn Manson, but didn’t enlighten the young cashier as her face was a picture) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cable ties

Nail varnish remover

Lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lipstick

Men’s razors

Thong pack of 5

Dressed as normal

Btw I have done this for real

Plus

Stockings

Tights

Nail varnish remover

Nail varnish

Can you imagine"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I did charity bag packing once and the most disturbing thing I saw someone buy was three entire trays of Muller yoghurts and a cucumber.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I refuse to answer the question! No such thing as Asda around here.

There is THE Asda though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places..."

Yes you do. I’ve seen you in there.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places..."

Not since you got barred, anyway...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Three 3 cards

Happy valentine's to my husband

Happy valentine's to my fiancee

Happy valentine's to my boyfriend

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Bleach

Cable ties

Large bin bags/plastic sheeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been a cashier at Asda, it really doesn't phase us!

I once got challenged by someone to fondle and moan over any phallic shaped veg that came through the checkout. I did it for an hour and got some seriously confused looks. A couple of snikkers and a few head shakes! Awkward!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places..."

Never mind.

Where ever you shop you can go for :-

1. A bag of humility.

2. An up your own arse extractor.

3. A sack of self delusion eradicator.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I refuse to answer the question! No such thing as Asda around here.

There is THE Asda though. "

I go THE Asda Aintree or De Asda Bootle. Sometimes De Asda Huyton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places...

Never mind.

Where ever you shop you can go for :-

1. A bag of humility.

2. An up your own arse extractor.

3. A sack of self delusion eradicator.

I fuckin

you grammar

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

A Shower curtain

A saw

A pack of condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was in a branch of Asda, it would be me feeling incredibly uncomfortable

I don't grocery shop in such places...

Never mind.

Where ever you shop you can go for :-

1. A bag of humility.

2. An up your own arse extractor.

3. A sack of self delusion eradicator.

OK I'm absolutely gone at that!

Crying!!!

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

3 packs of 18 toilet rolls and run towards the cashier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butternut squash, Vaseline and Durex excite stimulation spray x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belt

Duct tape

A wooden spoon

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

A chicken, potatoes and a bottle or red wine.

How embarrassing that they’d think we drink red wine with chicken

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A chicken, potatoes and a bottle or red wine.

How embarrassing that they’d think we drink red wine with chicken

ffs you eejut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube

Marmite

Feather duster

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

"A chicken, potatoes and a bottle or red wine.

How embarrassing that they’d think we drink red wine with chicken

ffs you eejut

LOL!!

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Shaun the sheep dvd, welly’s and condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube

Tarpaulin

Mop and bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape

Twine

Santoku knife

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By *edVelvet08Woman
over a year ago

Kettering

Knife

Black sacks

Mop and bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaun the sheep dvd, welly’s and condoms"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach

Gloves

And a shovel

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

"Lube

Marmite

Feather duster

This sounds like a good night in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 trolley loads of condoms..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lube

Marmite

Feather duster

This sounds like a good night in

With chicken and red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masking tape

A frozen pack of baguette garlic breads.

Lube.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Large courgette

Rubber gloves

KY jelly.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"Large courgette

Rubber gloves

KY jelly. "

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

"Lube

Marmite

Feather duster

This sounds like a good night in

With chicken and red wine

Now it’s a party

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Cloths.

Lighter fluid.

Matches.

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