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By *adyJayne OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

We all have messages that don't fit our profile or get abusive.

What's the strangest U-turn you've had in a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone advertised a meet, I replied with a face picture.

They said they liked it and asked for my home telephone number, to which I declined offering a mobile only.

I literally had an extensive reply outlining how I didn't understand what swinging was and all my faults...probably the equivalent of 2 A4 sides Thanks. No thanks would suffice or simply delete my message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please fill my grandpa while I watch

I declined politely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me feed you my meat" came out of nowhere from one guy. He commented first on a thread post I had made and I replied to him and got that in return. Turns out I'm a vegetarian

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By *adyJayne OP   Woman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

So glad it's not just women.

Men don't take kindly to my sarcastic replies (especially those who ask where I'm really from as I'm not at home and happen to be within some miles of their location...)

So from a sarcastic reply to someone who's basically not read my profile (so most of my replies to be fair) I've been accused of being on crack, or a fantastist, or too fat to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a fake by a silhouetted profile with no green tick

Replying would be wasting 2.5 minutes I would never get back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not necessarily a U turn but randomly after an initial message to someone, the reply i got in return was “thats not you in those pictures” is it not?? Wow someone must have been stood right in front of me without me realising when i took those photos. I wondered why my beer belly turned out like that

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Apparently i have to be grateful for what i can get.

All i did was decline a late night random instashag message.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"We all have messages that don't fit our profile or get abusive.

What's the strangest U-turn you've had in a message?"

When I get messages I'll let you know

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

Seems to me to be a U-Turn everytime I politely decline to meet a single male in 5 minutes.

Or if i reply sarcastically to messages with little to no effort.

And they wonder why we don’t reply?

Bizarre how they think because they joined a website, sent a message containing an awful dick pic and 3 words they think they are entitled to anything they want.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I was getting on great with this woman, until she asked me for some cock pics. I was happy to send some, and her reply was “That’s not your cock, there’s no mention of it in your veris!” And then she blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called an “effing ignorant bitch” the other day

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By *amara_ThomasTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

I was asked by a guy if I would sleep with him because I reminded him of his mum. At least he had the grace to add "Odd request I know" to his happy little message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offered lunch break coffee social

Guy messaged to say hi would love a coffee

Me great I’ll be in costa at 12.30

Guy you going to blow me in costa wow !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got called a fake by a silhouetted profile with no green tick

Replying would be wasting 2.5 minutes I would never get back "

Where are the green ticks

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"So glad it's not just women.

Men don't take kindly to my sarcastic replies (especially those who ask where I'm really from as I'm not at home and happen to be within some miles of their location...)

So from a sarcastic reply to someone who's basically not read my profile (so most of my replies to be fair) I've been accused of being on crack, or a fantastist, or too fat to fuck. "

And there’s the thing, my vision of the average crack hag is really rather skinny, not rather pleasant curves.

If you’re going to deal in insults at least have a degree of factual accuracy.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I got called an “effing ignorant bitch” the other day "

Sorry about that, I was on my period.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Offered lunch break coffee social

Guy messaged to say hi would love a coffee

Me great I’ll be in costa at 12.30

Guy you going to blow me in costa wow ! "

Lol! I actually got my cock sucked on a lunchtime social in Nero Kendal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic for me is “Omg you’re gorgeous, let me come on over and fill every orifice”

my reply ‘“Hi sweetie, thanks for your kind offer but no thank you. X”.

Cue the “you’re an ugly bitch and I wouldn’t want to anyway”!!

Ummm......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got called an “effing ignorant bitch” the other day

Sorry about that, I was on my period. "

I know, I realised that Fiddles

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My favourite was being told that 'a fat c**t like me hasn't got a fucking chance in hell of getting laid'.

That was charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked at two in the morning would I be able to call how.

And after I said sorry I would need a shower shave and pack a few bits of underwear.

I was told I was a time waster and blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep getting messages from a couple saying I should tell my wife I'm cheating and show her my profile ... but I never listen to my mum and dad

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Hi fancy a meet

Twice women have done this, then after they cool of block you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual....

You're a not a sub

when I politely let them know they won't be doing what they've told they're going do on first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's been a few.

"meet me in a field near my house"

"Your profile is fake Mr"

Ok we've been married for sixteen years!

"I'll pay you to let me watch"

Nope

"can you send me your wife's knickers"

Er no,

Had a very abusive message saying who do we think we are and that we think we are better then everyone else, (we don't think that way at all)

The rant went on saying what we should be doing with our profile,

And all this was triggered by putting at the end of our profile,

Could you please put this word in your initial message (I think the word was penguins lol

Just to show you're read the profile.

Absolute madness

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"There's been a few.

"meet me in a field near my house"

"Your profile is fake Mr"

Ok we've been married for sixteen years!

"I'll pay you to let me watch"

Nope

"can you send me your wife's knickers"

Er no,

Had a very abusive message saying who do we think we are and that we think we are better then everyone else, (we don't think that way at all)

The rant went on saying what we should be doing with our profile,

And all this was triggered by putting at the end of our profile,

Could you please put this word in your initial message (I think the word was penguins lol

Just to show you're read the profile.

Absolute madness "

Penguins

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Usually it’s the age. I’ll say, sorry not for me you are to younger, seconds later they’ve gained 10 years to fit my limits .... yep try again this one isn’t an idiot

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Had a weekend morning video call with a guy then went out for the day. By the time I got home he'd sent me a load of abuse and blocked me for not replying for a few hours.

The funniest was probably a guy who sent me a message asking to meet and then before I'd even read It sent me another saying he'd changed his mind because I have chubby feet apparently .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please fill my grandpa while I watch

I declined politely. "

Wow that is weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After declining to meet a straight guy(we did politely point out our preferences are on our profile) we were accused of being fake.. Despite our two year membership and 20+ verifications.. This coming from a non verified silhouette profile of some three weeks providence... After politely declining his offer to "show the little lady what a REAL man can do we were.... Ahem...." black mailed".... "if you don't meet, I will remove my likes from your pictures and report you..."

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