FabSwingers.com forum: What have you got.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in your hand right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in your hand right now

A wireless mouse

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spaghetti

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actually, a fork, I'm not an animal

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nothing. I'm left handed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My.phone boring but true

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By *r Horny and Mrs NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkish

My phone. Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in your hand right now

Pics of u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

The hopes and dreams of a nation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Phone and living dangerously as in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cats tail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spaghetti

Is it falling through your fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!"

What’s in your hand

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"A cats tail "

Literally snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cats tail

Literally snap"

I won’t ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse"

I bet it’s a phone

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Phone in one, coffee in other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it’s my phone I had hoped it was a small firm butt cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse

I bet it’s a phone

No its a mouse. I get in trouble if i sit at my desk with my phone in my hand all day

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone in one, coffee in other"

Are you typing with your willy again

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Phone and a V&c

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Phone in one, coffee in other

Are you typing with your willy again

Just my phone while browsing the forum thread love your new blouse pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse

I bet it’s a phone

No its a mouse. I get in trouble if i sit at my desk with my phone in my hand all day"

Where’s your phone

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

a letter from my life insurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in your hand right now

The whole world!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A fork

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Phone

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A fork

Forkin ell do you fancy a spoon

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

My phone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone in one hand and mouse in another (electronic variety not the animal)

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

In the same hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse

I bet it’s a phone

No its a mouse. I get in trouble if i sit at my desk with my phone in my hand all day

Where’s your phone

On my desk, not in my hand.

You get I mean a computer mouse dont you? and not an actual mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile phone to perv fab lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone says anything other than phone or mouse, they're lying!

What’s in your hand

A mouse

I bet it’s a phone

No its a mouse. I get in trouble if i sit at my desk with my phone in my hand all day

Where’s your phone

On my desk, not in my hand.

You get I mean a computer mouse dont you? and not an actual mouse"

Where’s your real mouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

In the same hand?

Either hand

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A cock in each hand.... I’m typing this with my nose!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

Just testing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fork

What you eating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

Just testing me

I though it might be short for a sex toy

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Phone in one, coffee in other

Are you typing with your willy again

Fgyfjkn hgfdd ggfff hhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm the phone

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

As I'm ambidextrous, my right hand is free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cock in each hand.... I’m typing this with my nose!!!

Clever

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

Just testing me

I though it might be short for a sex toy

That’s later when home... vibrator and cock

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

My mobile phone

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A jar of Marmite

*lick*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

Just testing me

I though it might be short for a sex toy

That’s later when home... vibrator and cock

Lucky you

. Have fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jar of Marmite

*lick*"

Share now husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot water bottle, had to come home from work feel horrendous. First day off ill in 10 years

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A jar of Marmite

*lick*

Share now husband

*Rubbing it on body* I’m ready for you now wifey....

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"A jar of Marmite

*lick*

Share now husband

Make it peanut butter marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hot water bottle, had to come home from work feel horrendous. First day off ill in 10 years

Hope you feel better soon.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jar of Marmite

*lick*

Share now husband

*Rubbing it on body* I’m ready for you now wifey....

I’ll be there in 5

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mouse

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Phone and a V&c

What’s a v&c

Vodka and Coca-Cola

I knew that

Just testing me

I though it might be short for a sex toy

That’s later when home... vibrator and cock

Lucky you

. Have fun

Cheers but all mains operated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xbox pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laptop and cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol, my head is bursting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left boob

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mouse..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No more mouses or phones

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mouse..

Ok.. Work's mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon cheesecake and a spoon

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"in your hand right now

My phone - and shortly my car keys. My teenagers require mum’s taxi services yet again!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"No more mouses or phones

Mine is truly empty.

Because I'm left handed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake and a spoon

I want some now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A fork

What you eating

Cake. Leg day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fork

What you eating

Cake. Leg day

What cake was it

. I need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My phone

You and the rest of the thread Taff

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A fork

What you eating

Cake. Leg day

What cake was it

. I need to know

The nicest red velvet cake I've had the (mis)fortune of coming across. Chocolatey raspberry goodness with lots of icing.

I'm on a fucking low carb diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody phone! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fork

What you eating

Cake. Leg day

What cake was it

. I need to know

The nicest red velvet cake I've had the (mis)fortune of coming across. Chocolatey raspberry goodness with lots of icing.

I'm on a fucking low carb diet

I’m not, give it here

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"My bloody phone! Lol"

Snap... me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake and a spoon

I want some now

It was the small pot and it's in my belly, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bloody phone! Lol

Snap... me too"

I haven’t

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Which hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which hand?"

The hand on the left

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Phone and pizza

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A fork

What you eating

Cake. Leg day

What cake was it

. I need to know

The nicest red velvet cake I've had the (mis)fortune of coming across. Chocolatey raspberry goodness with lots of icing.

I'm on a fucking low carb diet

I’m not, give it here

I ate it

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Which hand?

The hand on the left

I’ll give you one guess...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake and a spoon

I want some now

It was the small pot and it's in my belly, sorry

Was it nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which hand?

The hand on the left

I’ll give you one guess..."

Your willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fone in my left glass of Pinot in my right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon cheesecake and a spoon

I want some now

It was the small pot and it's in my belly, sorry

Was it nice

You can only imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dogs lead

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Which hand?

The hand on the left

I’ll give you one guess...

Your willy

My phone. It’s all about timing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the dogs lead"

Where’s the dog

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

My phone looking at forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A remote control for a weather drone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the dogs lead

Where’s the dog

SHIT! good question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My phone

Now all you need is my phone number.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Phone in one hand and bowl of monster munchs in the other

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

My joystick. Any woman with it in her hand controls me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and they’re really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baby’s left foot

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and they’re really good

Better with a spoon, no?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and they’re really good

Better with a spoon, no?"

Just use your tongue

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

My phone

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By *lways sunshineMan
over a year ago

crawley

Phone in left

TV remote in right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and they’re really good

Better with a spoon, no?"

What did you think I was using to eat them?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My phone. (True for both of us.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper and a phone.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

My phone and a glass buttplug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xbox controller

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

My phone, obvs.

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By *artyanna16200TV/TS
over a year ago

leeds

A pink hairgrip which springs shut and has a satisfying click as it does so,

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hand

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

A sticky toffee cookie yum

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My phone and a cuppa...how rock and roll

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"A cats tail "

I miss my cat.. When he sat on my lap he put a tail or paw in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wireless mouse AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone in one hand and bowl of monster munchs in the other"

Picked onion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm playing as well

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