FabSwingers.com forum: Words used on Fab that make you cringe

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"hubby" is my bete noire. It seems so overly cheerfully suburban. We are filthy sex people not bit part players in an episode of Terry and June.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It is akin to nails down a blackboard, I agree. Not just in relation to Fab, either!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No thank you'

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"preference". As in "I like to go out in white robes and hoods and then burn crosses in black people's gardens. Not racist, just a preference".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off you creep no I won’t meet up with you, but yes I do have a verification from a man that looks like he spends Thursday afternoon picking fag butts out of the bins, yes his penis doe look like it’s crawled out of Chernobyl, but you! No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (her) don't find words annoying on fab, its poor attitudes/behaviours that annoy me more.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Nawty

You’re not nawty, you’re fucking illiterate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nawty

You’re not nawty, you’re fucking illiterate. "

Or Norty !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off you creep no I won’t meet up with you, but yes I do have a verification from a man that looks like he spends Thursday afternoon picking fag butts out of the bins, yes his penis doe look like it’s crawled out of Chernobyl, but you! No chance"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nawty

You’re not nawty, you’re fucking illiterate.

Or Norty ! "

Innit.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Clunge.

Babe.

Hun.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Clunge.

Babe.

Hun.

Noted

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Nawty

You’re not nawty, you’re fucking illiterate.

Or Norty ! "

Mmm nawty nawty gawgus

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

""preference". As in "I like to go out in white robes and hoods and then burn crosses in black people's gardens. Not racist, just a preference". "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fussy.

Which really means high maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play and naughty. Anything that makes them sound 5 years old actually.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Play and naughty. Anything that makes them sound 5 years old actually. "

So you don't want to suck on my dummy then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rock hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe (cringe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe (cringe) "

Why's that, babe?

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Gush. On my bed? No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe (cringe)

Why's that, babe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe (cringe)

Why's that, babe?

(Sorry lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Nom nom

wtf does that even mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

Babe, doesn't it give you pleasure when a guy who needs his balls draining tells you he wants to rip off your panties? What's wrong with that, hun? hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Sorry to you too lol)

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Hit a nerve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'need balls emptied'

Absolute boke.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Lick my pussy now.

. Sorry, that was my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""hubby" is my bete noire. It seems so overly cheerfully suburban. We are filthy sex people not bit part players in an episode of Terry and June.

Any more... "

I also hate the word "hubby" in any context, not just on fab.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Crikey.

There are so many things/words that are disliked I'm surprised we actually talk to one another. Lol

Big hugs

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By *spotpleasurerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Fun

Used so often, including people who haven't had any in a while

Professional

Apparently to keep away the many unemployed vagrants here

University educated

When being professional is not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The list is endless

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

You won't be disappointed !!! How the fuck they know !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

entitled and panties

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I/we don't bite, unless you ask me/us to.

Now this may have been mildly amusing the first time it was said, probably sometime BC, but now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'profile advice' but when they get it they don't act on it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Nom nom

wtf does that even mean?"

It's atrocious and I've no clue what they are trying to say either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn

When people say "I'll get the popcorn" or "who's got the popcorn"

Shut up you weirdo

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By *rAntrobusMan
over a year ago

Nantwich

"Popcorn

When people say "I'll get the popcorn" or "who's got the popcorn"

Shut up you weirdo "

Some of us like popcorn.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Have you seen me.

As used by a forumite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milf

Cougar

Babe

Hey

Hi sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun" if you call me that immediately friend zoned

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Ooft....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe

Baby

Hun

Gush

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

[Removed by poster at 12/02/20 23:55:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

You forgot to add M**St

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Cee U Next Tuesday ..... awful word!

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ooft....

Yep..i mean what is this..someone kicking a football??

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

""preference". As in "I like to go out in white robes and hoods and then burn crosses in black people's gardens. Not racist, just a preference". "

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What are you doing up?"

I've been asked that at 11pm before. Was I supposed to be tucked-up with milk and cookies by then?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Milf

Cougar

Gal - over 30 years ago maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny as fook. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's...

U like or u want...

With 10 cock pics attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the meet now messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

You forgot to add M**St

How could I forget the M words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

You forgot to add M**St

How could I forget the M words

I didn't forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bookmarking this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rate my cock

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

""hubby" is my bete noire. It seems so overly cheerfully suburban. We are filthy sex people not bit part players in an episode of Terry and June.

Any more...

I also hate the word "hubby" in any context, not just on fab."

“Hubby” agreed in any context

“The lifestyle”

“Professional”

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"‘Need my balls draining’

Babe

Hun

Hehe

Panties

I don’t like the word pleasure either.

You forgot to add M**St

How could I forget the M words

I didn't forget

“Panties” can’t stand that one either... lol

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Bareback

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Condom removed by poster at 13/02/20 05:01:16]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hun" if you call me that immediately friend zoned"
yea i get that Attila the hun

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Bull...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want to breed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're blocked

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"i want to breed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bend over your desk i want to insert my penile projection in you until it cums out of your nostril

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck...especially when used by grown men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feck...especially when used by grown men "
or women its an irish blasphemy feck the lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Dad bod' makes me shudder everytime i see it used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

munters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you doing up?"

I've been asked that at 11pm before. Was I supposed to be tucked-up with milk and cookies by then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Reclaim Sex'. Makes it sound like their wife or her vagina is something they own.

'Am' when they really mean I'm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangover horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meet me behind Aldi for anal jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangover horn"

Or any other type such as ‘Thursday’ or ‘.Afternoon’

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a fussy bunch of buggers

Best get the thesaurus out just incase

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I hate the word panties, I have been known to block people for using it when I'm really grumpy.

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By *eedAbuse4HubbyCouple
over a year ago

North West

"What a fussy bunch of buggers

Best get the thesaurus out just incase "

Ha, i wast just thinking this!

Hubby - I use this all the time, i find it takes away the masculinity of him being my husband, yet still let’s him know he belongs to me.

Kinky - What’s wrong with kinky?

“C U Next Tuesday (Cunt) - Literally my favourite word.

Hun - meh, thought this died in the early 00s

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

" xxx go to the front of the queue" I am not standing in any queue.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

So, so many

The worst is the ‘m’ word.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Nawty

You’re not nawty, you’re fucking illiterate. "

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very nawty boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

In verifications the phrase

Don’t mess these about.

In reality I had every intention of doing just that, but now I’ve read that verification perhaps I won’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think there is anything wrong with being called certain words like babe, hun etc, sometimes it's a form of local dialect and to me is just about being friendly and informal. I just don't sweat the small stuff, let it go.

The world is going PC mad, we have more pressing issues such as racism and discrimination to worry about?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Clunge

Oh & Coffee

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Cringe

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Non really. I'm not one for text speech like c u l8er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In verifications the phrase

Don’t mess these about.

In reality I had every intention of doing just that, but now I’ve read that verification perhaps I won’t.

Also is it me or is the male of every couple a ‘chilled out laid back guy?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge Monster here looking for some discreet, nawty, fun times especially all you babes who want breeding and a good seeing to up the Gary. I've had my cock rated as a solid 1 and can come on demand and harder than a gang of Millwall casuals circa 1983. I love to lick gash and for all you northern birds,I'll bring a pack of deep fried Mars bars. Only interested in bareback. If you think your up to the job apply within.. if not grab some popcorn and watch the action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (her) don't find words annoying on fab, its poor attitudes/behaviours that annoy me more."

Like cheating in a cheese vs chocolate competition

Two of my most hated on here are ‘genrous’ and ‘discreet’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling nawty is probably about as naughty as they get.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"In verifications the phrase

Don’t mess these about.

In reality I had every intention of doing just that, but now I’ve read that verification perhaps I won’t.

Also is it me or is the male of every couple a ‘chilled out laid back guy?’ "

I think that’s code for

He didn’t mind me shagging his wife.

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Endless messages saying..

Hey hows u

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

I have no idea what clunge means lol

Maye just as well.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what clunge means lol

Maye just as well. "

You do now

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Gushing

Snorkel

Nawty

Treat her with respect

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

social

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

What a bunch of easily offended, demanding, fussy, snowflakes you lot are.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"In verifications the phrase

Don’t mess these about.

In reality I had every intention of doing just that, but now I’ve read that verification perhaps I won’t.

Exactly... or “treat her well guys” ...thanks for mentioning that, as I was just about to go round and shit in her sock drawer, but your timely advice has made me rethink my potentially insensitive actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like to lick my crusty dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like to suck my big toe

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"What a bunch of easily offended, demanding, fussy, snowflakes you lot are.

How dare you! I am offended.

I too take umbrage at the seemingly insincere verifications written by some, as if you’re going to get to the meet and suddenly turn into a raging arsehole.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

me...ooow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC

I'm brown, so technically the abbreviation applies to me as well, but in reality it doesn't.

I should try and get BIC trending but that just conjures up an image of a slim biro, so that won't have the same effect.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Dude

Americanism at its worst, Makes me cringe when I hear it or see it used in any context

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

When I see a status like “I can make anyone squirt” makes me cringe ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I see a status like “I can make anyone squirt” makes me cringe ..."

What's more annoying is the fact that it is a statement not a status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many words bother me tbh but mancunt is right up there.

It is an arsehole, not a mancunt.

I do cringe when people refer themselfs to mr grey too, the films were shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would you like to suck my wrinkled hairy 2" dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a cringe, but "friendy" pisses me off because it's usually a lie.

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Cream pie

OMFG it sounds awful

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *ouise HartleyTV/TS
over a year ago

the street of failed artists Liverpool

???? as if only "professional" people need discretion

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hahaha wow. I better watch what I say on

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

The c word really annoys me and leads to instant block.

The use of terms like babe or darling is also annoying.

L let's more away than what I do! Dx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re all on here for the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pumped

Babe

Mrs spice

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