FabSwingers.com forum: I am the god

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of hell fire , and I bring you......

Chocolate cheese cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the god of side deserts, I bring you icream to go with said cheesecake

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I am the god of truly dividing food products and I bring you... marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am The GOD of dry savoury snacks and I bring YOU PRINGLES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the God of favourite things and I bring you brown paper packages tied up with string

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I am Ozymandias, king of kings; look on my works ye mighty and despair ...

I am also deluded, monkey... oh

And

I am Spartacus

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I am Spartacus.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am Spartacus.

No ... I am ...

Oh sod it ... I said it first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I am Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er .

Actually he is Spartacus (everyone loves a snitch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m Brian

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By *arkSuedeMan
over a year ago

London

FIREEEEEEEEEE!!

*bring in the organs*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am Spartacus.

No ... I am ...

Oh sod it ... I said it first!!"

(Blows raspberry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is wrong with you guys?

Are you high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIREEEEEEEEEE!!

*bring in the organs* "

Do do doooooo

Fire

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m Brian "

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a god,too much responsibility,and besides,who has the time

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

You wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

Weleath Woddewick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I (her) was young my step dad used to say at breakfast "I am the god of hell fire and I bring you.... burnt toast"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

You wish

I'll happily give her 13"

Id just have to fuck her twice

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"When I (her) was young my step dad used to say at breakfast "I am the god of hell fire and I bring you.... burnt toast"

Burnt toast?? Luxury!!!

For breakfast we 'ad to lick grit o' middle t' road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

You wish

I'll happily give her 13"

Id just have to fuck her twice

You lot have given me a much needed laugh today

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

You wish

I'll happily give her 13"

Id just have to fuck her twice

You lot have given me a much needed laugh today

We try ... at always laugh at CG ..

No ... wait ...

With ... laugh with ...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’m Brian

Hello Bwian.

I'm biggus dickus

You wish

I'll happily give her 13"

Id just have to fuck her twice

You lot have given me a much needed laugh today

We try ... at always laugh at CG ..

No ... wait ...

With ... laugh with ...

You was right the first time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wtf is wrong with you guys?

Are you high

Just high on life mannn.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Wtf is wrong with you guys?

Are you high

Just high on life mannn. "

Maybe he didn't get the memo ... with the "special" sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wtf is wrong with you guys?

Are you high

Just high on life mannn.

Maybe he didn't get the memo ... with the "special" sauce

You can oblige him with your special sauce.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

I look in the mirror hourly and tell myself "you are not a narcissist "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

(Blows raspberry) xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I am The GOD of dry savoury snacks and I bring YOU PRINGLES

In the cave next door you will find the god of school PE classes, except he's not in today. His mum brought a note.

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks "

Twiglets

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks "

. Marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

. Marshmallows "

Now you're talking x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

. Marshmallows

Now you're talking x"

They are very versatile.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

. Marshmallows

Now you're talking x

They are very versatile.

And non-vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

. Marshmallows

Now you're talking x

They are very versatile.

And non-vegan

Sadly yes ... can I interest you in a glass of water?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oi.

No swearing (vegan)

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I am not a god and I bring nothing.

But I read the above and wonder how many are narcissistic

Did this role come with free snacks

. Marshmallows

Now you're talking x

They are very versatile.

And non-vegan

Sadly yes ... can I interest you in a glass of water? "

I have a delicious bowl of air going spare

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Oi.

No swearing (vegan) "

Glad someone else agrees that this is profane language.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I am the God of thread bumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the God of thread bumping

Me too x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Mmm marshmallows

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Mmm marshmallows

Easy tiger.

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