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M&S ‘Love Sausages’

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Just to clarify M&S may love sausages however they are actually selling ‘love sausages’. They’ve introduced them in the food hall for Valentine’s Day. This isn’t the first food item that wouldn’t be out of place in the Fab supermarket that’s appeared in the food hall. I’m convinced the person that comes up with these things is on Fab.

So will you be expecting a love sausage on Valentine’s Day or will you be sticking with the real thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit "

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be sticking with my cumberlands

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !"

I’ll bagsie trying that one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one "

It's for your G and T....... not your foof

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!"

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea


"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one "

Tried and tested

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one

It's for your G and T....... not your foof"

Oh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one

Tried and tested "

Do tell ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!""

I love it when you talk dirty

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!"

I love it when you talk dirty "

I read too much Enid Blyton as a child and am doomed to hell

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage "

Apparently a cucumber does

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

Apparently a cucumber does "

I suppose it depends on whether you’re a veggie or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A love sausage sounds adorable

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one

It's for your G and T....... not your foof"

After she’s had a few G&Ts she wouldn’t be able to find her foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

Apparently a cucumber does

I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not "

FTFY

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Apparently they are doing a love cucumber too !

I’ll bagsie trying that one

It's for your G and T....... not your foof

After she’s had a few G&Ts she wouldn’t be able to find her foof "

As long as someone can find it I’m all good

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

Apparently a cucumber does

I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not

FTFY "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

Apparently a cucumber does

I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not

FTFY "

Swingaling! Are you getting a love sausage to share with Pink

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I have photos of the love sausages if anyone would like to see them

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!""

From the Victorian era presumably?

At least these prudish kids are articulate - more that I can say for mine!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Are they chipolatas?!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have photos of the love sausages if anyone would like to see them "

I love mine it’s a beaut!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing says ‘Happy Valentines Day’ like a meaty sausage

Apparently a cucumber does

I suppose it depends on whether you’re a vaggie or not

FTFY

Swingaling! Are you getting a love sausage to share with Pink "

As long as it isn't being grilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it "

Put gravy on it firs tho please

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Are they chipolatas?! "

They’re quite girthy

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH. "

The big one or the pack with two?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I hear something like "love sausage" and think of some really prudish old fashioned kids. "She showed him her ankle and I do believe his love sausage became engorged!"

From the Victorian era presumably?

At least these prudish kids are articulate - more that I can say for mine!"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

The big one or the double ender ?"

FTFY too

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please "

Baby gravy?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

The big one or the double ender ?

FTFY too "

Behave yourself and get your bum out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

The big one or the pack with two?"

The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

The big one or the pack with two?

The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days. "

Awwwww that’s cute xxx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Aww I think they look adorable! I was planning on getting one for the OH.

The big one or the pack with two?

The Give A Little Love one - I don't like pork generally so I'll spread the love for him over two days. "

You romantic you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy "

Just how I like them

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please

Baby gravy? "

Pink!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy

Just how I like them "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please

Baby gravy? "

And you’re telling me to behave

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy

Just how I like them

Me too "

Me three

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy

Just how I like them

Me too "

Size queen.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please

Baby gravy?

And you’re telling me to behave "

I just needed to clarify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please

Baby gravy?

And you’re telling me to behave

I just needed to clarify "

Uh huh

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy

Just how I like them

Me too

Size queen."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Are they chipolatas?!

They’re quite girthy

Just how I like them

Me too

Size queen.

"

Shameless here. I've been spoiled for the past 16yrs with my lovely S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are not ant sausage they are M&S sausage in other words over priced shit

Wash your mouth out with soap young man before I shove a love sausage in it

Put gravy on it firs tho please

Baby gravy? "

Prefer lady gravy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"A love sausage sounds adorable "

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage "

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out "

I’ve heard that dirty laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw an M&S valentine's "love sausage " on the telly. It is 2 sausages moulded into a heart shape with 2 fried eggs I believe in the middle!

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I saw an M&S valentine's "love sausage " on the telly. It is 2 sausages moulded into a heart shape with 2 fried eggs I believe in the middle! "

That’s the girthy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out

I’ve heard that dirty laugh "

One of my favourite sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out

"

that laugh babycakes

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"A love sausage sounds adorable

I just want to giggle when I hear it. I can’t imagine giving someone a love sausage

You should have heard her laugh when she spotted it. I thought she might pass out

I’ve heard that dirty laugh

One of my favourite sounds "

Biased

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's a giant love sausage isn't it?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"It's a giant love sausage isn't it?"

They do a pair of smaller ones too

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