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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am sat in a restaurant. There is a guy at the next table slurping and smacking his lips. It is so loud.

Shall I stick a knife in his eye? Is there another more appropriate reaction?

I have tried calling the police but apparently they are too busy arresting burglars and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, there’s nothing worse...fork him

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.

However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.

As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Noisy sniffing too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.

However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.

As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them. "

If you could see the way hes eating I think you might be with me on this one.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Oh I would definitely struggle with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do t normally do phones when dining but trying to distract myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How can you slurp chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you slurp chips?"

Go sit at his table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noisy sniffing too."

You’ll have to kill him. Do humanity a favour

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Noisy sniffing too."

Probably got Corona, you’ll be fine really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you slurp chips?

Go sit at his table "

No

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll have headphones in or eaten really quickly and left by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can you slurp chips?

Go sit at his table

No"

How close are they to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am sat in a restaurant. There is a guy at the next table slurping and smacking his lips. It is so loud.

Shall I stick a knife in his eye? Is there another more appropriate reaction?

I have tried calling the police but apparently they are too busy arresting burglars and stuff."
is he also bashing the plate with his knife and fork? slap him from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nom nom nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being annoyed and irritated by noisy eaters is an understandable thing.

However some people can not help being a noisy eater. Their mouth shape and size, tongue size, saliva, and actual medical conditions can cause them to be so without intentionally doing so or even unable to not be even when trying.

As for those that can help it but do it anyway, fuck them. "

My daughter has an overbite and it hinders how she eats her food. She is having surgery when she’s 16 to correct it , quite a major operation I believe.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Ask him for the time...

when he lifts his wrist...give him a chinese burn..then a swift paper cut with the menu.

Whilst he is reeling from that, put on set of brass knuckledusters and...

Sorry got carried away with that one.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Id grab the nearest straw and load my peas and take pot shots at him

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

If it’s that annoying ask if you can be moved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god..i hate this. Its always the type that eat at 100mph and scrape their plate/bowl like theyre digging for gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can you slurp chips?

Go sit at his table

No

How close are they to you "

He was less than 4 feet away. Gone now though

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff


"How can you slurp chips?"

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My thing is bloody sniffing. Hate it.

On a coach once, the was one bloke who sniffed every 20 seconds for about 45 minutes until I walked over to him and offered him some tissues as he 'must be very uncomfortable' and 'forgotten your hankies'. The desperate thanks radiating from the eyes of the other passengers had me smiling.

I dislike how this sort of thing has become acceptable. Waiting at the dentist today, the receptionist kept hawking back and she had a box of tissues in front of her!

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