FabSwingers.com forum: Arse beard......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Any of you fine ladies willing to give us blokes some tips on how you shave your arse beards?

I’m asking for a friend obvs!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Don’t shave, go get it waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed "

Think hes asking a serious question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed "

I know a very good waxer, just happens I’m married to one lol...

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed "

Where do you stop though? If it's continual hair from back to crack to knee... I get the back wax, but below... you've got to stop at somepoint, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have much body hair so dont shave my bottom, fuck that, the regrowth would be prickly and horrendous!!

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Any of you fine ladies willing to give us blokes some tips on how you shave your arse beards?

I’m asking for a friend obvs!

Veet is v easy to use and gives a decent result. Although it’s v short term

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Think hes asking a serious question "

No it’s for my mate honest. He’s embarrassed about his hairy bum

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I thought Arsebeard was a pirate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Think hes asking a serious question

No it’s for my mate honest. He’s embarrassed about his hairy bum

Yeah sure

and my mate is the one who I use fab for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh use a trimmer. Its not worth the prickly regrowth!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Think hes asking a serious question "

and it was a serious answer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Where do you stop though? If it's continual hair from back to crack to knee... I get the back wax, but below... you've got to stop at somepoint, right?"

Well that would be the OP’s choice, but a smooth undercarriage works without taking away their hairy masculinity

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Where do you stop though? If it's continual hair from back to crack to knee... I get the back wax, but below... you've got to stop at somepoint, right?"

That's easy. Any decent pro waxer would know how to "blend" the smooth area into an area that's hairy so it looks natural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what thickness his bum hair is?

We talking a set of clippers or a welders helmet and electric sander?

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"Any of you fine ladies willing to give us blokes some tips on how you shave your arse beards?

I’m asking for a friend obvs!

Veet is v easy to use and gives a decent result. Although it’s v short term"

He's not wrong, veets the way for me too, put on 4/5 mins later wash off and your ready to enjoy a good rimming without being nervous that your flossing their teeth

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I dont have much body hair so dont shave my bottom, fuck that, the regrowth would be prickly and horrendous!!

I tried once. Foolishly thinking it would be easier to keep clean when unable to shower for a couple of weeks (Army crap).

It was easy to keep clean, but the prickly regrowth was beyond horrendous!

I have not repeated that experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t shave, go get it waxed

Think hes asking a serious question

No it’s for my mate honest. He’s embarrassed about his hairy bum

Yeah sure

and my mate is the one who I use fab for

Does your mate have a hairy arse too?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I waxed my own once... Never again

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

Hahaha read that a while back

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

Veet it is

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

Veet it is

Make sure you test a small area first !

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

Veet it is

Make sure you test a small area first ! "

Ooh matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is a tricky area.

I use a trimmer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Google 'veet review amazon' you'll enjoy it

Veet it is

Make sure you test a small area first !

Ooh matron

You might need one if you have a reaction, that’s not an area you want a reaction

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"It really is a tricky area.

I use a trimmer

I previously did, until I caught my balloon knot with the blade.... ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mine back,sack,crack wax

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I have mine back,sack,crack wax

Very random Q but are you the same Gatsby who had a tumblr account under the name GatsbysWhore?

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By *LundunCplCouple
over a year ago

london

It's not that hard to use a razor. I have been doing it for years. Basically the hair growth is almost an inch away from the brown ring so it's not like you ll accidentally run blade over.

Things you need :

Razor obviously, shaving mirror, a small hand light or use your phone light, a mug with water in it.

Process :

Put the mirror and the light on the floor facing the ceiling

With one leg on either side of the mirror and light squat and adjust so you can see your ring in the mirror

Use the razor and the water in your mug

Some can reach easily from the front and some from the back - see what works for you.

I have done so much I dont even use mirror or light...Just squat in the shower a d shave it off blind...

Hope that helps

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By *LundunCplCouple
over a year ago

london

Oh by the way, it Mr from the couple who wrote the message. Don't think ladies have such problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Arsebeard was a pirate. "

That’s Capt’n Arsebeard if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have mine back,sack,crack wax

Very random Q but are you the same Gatsby who had a tumblr account under the name GatsbysWhore?"

Hahhhaha definitely not. Runs to google to find out what 'tumblr' is

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I have mine back,sack,crack wax

Very random Q but are you the same Gatsby who had a tumblr account under the name GatsbysWhore?

Hahhhaha definitely not. Runs to google to find out what 'tumblr' is

Thought it was a long shot...

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I waxed my own once... Never again

Genuinely lol’d at this. I’ve had it done by someone else before and still thought ‘never again’. The idea of having to pull the strips off your own arse? Forget about it!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Use a magnifying mirror, lie on your back, spread your legs, use soap and water with a gillette blade and get tore in. Enjoy.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's not that hard to use a razor. I have been doing it for years. Basically the hair growth is almost an inch away from the brown ring so it's not like you ll accidentally run blade over.

Things you need :

Razor obviously, shaving mirror, a small hand light or use your phone light, a mug with water in it.

Process :

Put the mirror and the light on the floor facing the ceiling

With one leg on either side of the mirror and light squat and adjust so you can see your ring in the mirror

Use the razor and the water in your mug

Some can reach easily from the front and some from the back - see what works for you.

I have done so much I dont even use mirror or light...Just squat in the shower a d shave it off blind...

Hope that helps

This sounds the most methodical approach I’ve heard so far. Do you happen to have a video that I could possibly forward on to my friend?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Dont shave it ffs....the regrowth is prickly and annoying.

Veet works a treat and I use it from lower back to the back of the knees.

Everywhere else is shaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

I already know that, I just wanted to see if you’d admit it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

I already know that, I just wanted to see if you’d admit it

Each pluck brings a tear to me eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

I already know that, I just wanted to see if you’d admit it

Each pluck brings a tear to me eye

I’m very pleased to hear that dear

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

I already know that, I just wanted to see if you’d admit it

Each pluck brings a tear to me eye

I’m very pleased to hear that dear

I do need help with the hard to reach ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do do yours OP. I’m asking for a friend

I pluck mine, hair by hair

I already know that, I just wanted to see if you’d admit it

Each pluck brings a tear to me eye

I’m very pleased to hear that dear

I do need help with the hard to reach ones

Ask your friend

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

All done and nice & smooth now

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tweezers.

Or a flymo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All done and nice & smooth now

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Pics or it didnt happen!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"All done and nice & smooth now

Pics or it didnt happen!!

On my profile

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By *1bttmMan
over a year ago

Shoreditch east London

"I have mine back,sack,crack wax

The only way

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By *LundunCplCouple
over a year ago

london

Lol...no...

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