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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " You know something... The amount of messages I get from gay guys puts women to shame... I reckon guys are 10 times more eager for this data than women. No joke! | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " Lol | |||
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"So.....my gonads are full of gigabytes? Um.....ladies....help yourselves " Yes please | |||
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"Somehow putting my USB stick into a port to transfer data won't be the same again having read this. " Your welcome | |||
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"Hmmm....My data allowance on my phone is a bit limited ....But if I were to ejaculate into the charging socket, could I possibly up my GB amount? " I reckon you should try it and let us know. | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " My Mrs is thick as fuck...she spits | |||
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"Sometimes it's hard to transfer the data as it keeps getting spat out. " I have to agree. One should swallow. | |||
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"Also, in relation to this informative thread, I challenge anyone here not to laugh when your mobile provider enquires as to your present ‘data consumption’.... " Mine is pretty steep at the moment | |||
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"The standard USB c charger we use is more powerful than the computer on the apollo 11 space craft which went to the moon. Useless fact for you. " Thanks | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " You'd never get that much data on an old floppy........ A | |||
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"The world record for the highest jump by a pig is 70 cm (27.5 in)" elephants can’t jump | |||
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"The world record for the highest jump by a pig is 70 cm (27.5 in) elephants can’t jump " Dragonflies are the quickest animals in the world flying at over 70mph. | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. You'd never get that much data on an old floppy........ A" That's for sure. | |||
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"The world record for the highest jump by a pig is 70 cm (27.5 in)" Wow | |||
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"If all the people in China were to jump at the same,it would make no bloody difference at all! " Really? | |||
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"Roughly translated, the technical term for long sightedness means old man vision." Brill | |||
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"The killer whale isn't even a whale it's a dolphin." Really ? | |||
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"St Valentine is also patron saint of the plague!" Off to Google. | |||
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"Francis Galton was Charles Darwin's cousin. Like Darwin, he was interested genetics. -He did a "beauty map" of Britain. The low point was in Aberdeen." Thanks | |||
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"In Napoleons time, aluminium was more valuable than gold due to its difficulty of refining it from its ore in those days. And he proudly had one of the earliest aluminium cutlery sets to show off with dinner guests. Due to its extreme value. " Thank you. Interesting read. | |||
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"No1 in the world for strength is the Dung Beetle, also know in ancient Egypt as a Scarab, it can pull up to 1000 times its on body weight, plus they put up with alot of shit, " | |||
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"When mixing concrete, you add 4 buckets of gravel,2 buckets of sand,one bucket of cement,half a bucket of water and mix it. You end up with one bucket of concrete! " Thanks. Good to know for the future. | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " Worst “I swallow guys” post ever. | |||
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"When mixing concrete, you add 4 buckets of gravel,2 buckets of sand,one bucket of cement,half a bucket of water and mix it. You end up with one bucket of concrete! Thanks. Good to know for the future. " Your welcome, thought I'd share as I'm always being asked for the correct mixing proportions by ladies wanting to concrete a fence post in while their husband prepares a quinoa and chickpea cuscus and raspberry jus | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. Worst “I swallow guys” post ever. " It was good | |||
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"The word karaoke translates (from Japanese to English) as "empty orchestra"" Interesting | |||
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"So.....my gonads are full of gigabytes? Um.....ladies....help yourselves " Gonad Gigabyte sounds like some sort of Virtual Sex Lord. The Ghengis Khan of Grot! | |||
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"The danny long legs is the most deadliest insect to humans. Its venom can kill us in seconds. But it cant pierce our skin as not strong enough. " This is just a myth. They rarely bite humans but can still pierce our skin, just not on every bite. They hunt other spiders and insects and their venom is specialised for that. You would not want to be bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider though. A very painful erection for over 12 hours with a high chance of death if you cant get medical attention. Aaaanndd you will have to pay for a deeper coffin...to you know...accommodate yourself more adequately. | |||
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"The danny long legs is the most deadliest insect to humans. Its venom can kill us in seconds. But it cant pierce our skin as not strong enough. This is just a myth. They rarely bite humans but can still pierce our skin, just not on every bite. They hunt other spiders and insects and their venom is specialised for that. You would not want to be bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider though. A very painful erection for over 12 hours with a high chance of death if you cant get medical attention. Aaaanndd you will have to pay for a deeper coffin...to you know...accommodate yourself more adequately." They’re over 400 Million Years Old and believed to be split off from Scorpions which is pretty cool. | |||
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant. It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. " Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks | |||
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant. It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks " Me too! Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years | |||
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant. It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks Me too! Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years " Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7 | |||
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant. It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks Me too! Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7 " , I'll do my best, but at 62 and showing first signs of ill health, I wouldn't hold ya breath! | |||
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"The star Betalguese (top left in Orion) is a dying red super giant. It's collapsing in on itself right now, and when it explodes into a Supernova, it will be that bright, it won't be dark on Earth for 2 weeks. Must keep me eye on it .... love big fireworks Me too! Unfortunately, it could be tomorrow or it could be another 10,000 years Can you re-post once it shows signs of collapse- saves me having to watch 24/7 , I'll do my best, but at 62 and showing first signs of ill health, I wouldn't hold ya breath! " One would assume it wouldn't just be light that hit earth, could be radiation of all sorts | |||
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"25% of all tweets on twatter concerning climate change denial are posted by bots" That's probably true. | |||
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"As it is 642 light years away, it could have already gone pop and we wouldn’t know anyway . " Very true. Wouldn't it be so good to see in our lifetime! | |||
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"As it is 642 light years away, it could have already gone pop and we wouldn’t know anyway . Very true. Wouldn't it be so good to see in our lifetime! " It so would. | |||
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal." The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals. Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. | |||
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"Todays Random Fact .... I dont feel Grumpy today " Which one of the seven are you feeling then? | |||
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"Todays Random Fact .... I dont feel Grumpy today Which one of the seven are you feeling then?" Sleepy , as usual | |||
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"Todays Random Fact .... I dont feel Grumpy today " Good on you | |||
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"Queueing is the only word in the English Language with 5 consecutive vowels in it " Interesting | |||
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"The standard USB c charger we use is more powerful than the computer on the apollo 11 space craft which went to the moon. Useless fact for you. " Thank you | |||
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal. The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals. Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. " They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard | |||
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"Queueing is the only word in the English Language with 5 consecutive vowels in it Interesting " Rhythms is the longest word in the English language (in common use) with no vowels. | |||
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal. The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals. Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard " I went and saw these in Queensland last month! Amazing creatures! Little fuckers weren’t making their own custard at the time though which was a bit of a let down in hindsight... | |||
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"Somehow putting my USB stick into a port to transfer data won't be the same again having read this. " You might be on to something there. I regularly have to rotate my cock 180° and try again before it'll go in | |||
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"When the platypus was first sent to Britain for scientists to examine, it was thought to be a practical joke rather than a real animal. The closest living relatives of the platypus are the echidnas (spiny anteaters). These are the only egg laying mammals. Platypus also hunt by electrolocation, like sharks. They're also the only mammal to both lay eggs and express milk, so could in theory make their own custard " Yulk | |||
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"If you put a 60w incandecent light bulb in your mouth, you won't be able to open your jaw wide enough to get it out again whole " Not gonna try that | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else " yes love lol | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence." Really? | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. Based on that I've taken in more information orally recently than anything else yes love lol" | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really?" Would just be continuous noise without it | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really? Would just be continuous noise without it" Okay | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really? Would just be continuous noise without it Okay " I mean, techno? | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really? Would just be continuous noise without it Okay I mean, techno?" | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really? Would just be continuous noise without it Okay I mean, techno?" Nobody even listens to techno | |||
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"The most important note in music is... Silence. Really? Would just be continuous noise without it Okay I mean, techno? Nobody even listens to techno" What ? You have to be kidding. | |||
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"If you stick your dick in a hot coffee you’ll burn it " Never knew that | |||
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"If you stick your dick in a hot coffee you’ll burn it Never knew that " He he he well it’s a random fact | |||
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"Ive run out of data " I’ve gift you some of mine | |||
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"If you stick your dick in a hot coffee you’ll burn it Never knew that He he he well it’s a random fact " Sure is | |||
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"When a man's cock is hard, his brain is soft " I'd believe this | |||
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"I have a connection to Princess Margaret Wow " It’s amazingly interesting and bizarre! | |||
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"Every second we make 2000000 red blood cells." Oh very interesting | |||
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"I’ve always known I’m a fountain of knowledge (data) Pineapples grow on the ground. Some years ago this blew my mind. " Really | |||
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"The average sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information on it. That means a normal ejaculation (250,000,000 sperm) represents a data transfer of around 87.3 petabyes in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast . That's a lot of information to swallow. Now we know why women are smarter than men. " | |||
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"It’s impossible to break an egg using your thumb and a finger and squeezing at the top and bottom" Awwwww........you b***ard...good one. It's down my f*ckin jeans now. | |||
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"It’s impossible to break an egg using your thumb and a finger and squeezing at the top and bottom Awwwww........you b***ard...good one. It's down my f*ckin jeans now. " | |||
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