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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've ever received on a meet.

I was told I have great eyebrows

I was hoping I had other impressive things.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.

But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

[Removed by poster at 10/02/20 23:02:41]

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By *ibonacci05Man
over a year ago

Essex&London

Someone told me that my nose is so sexy and she gets wet when she’s starring at it.

Ps: I hate my nose, it is HUuuge

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

I'm told I have nice eyes............

So I think that means the rest of me is fucked up.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.

But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever. "

Aaaaah sorry, you said on a “meet”. I’ll have a think....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone told me that my nose is so sexy and she gets wet when she’s starring at it.

Ps: I hate my nose, it is HUuuge"

Now I want to have a nosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm told I have nice eyes............

So I think that means the rest of me is fucked up. "

That's exactly how I felt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.

But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever.

Aaaaah sorry, you said on a “meet”. I’ll have a think...."

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido. "

So a BJ is out of the question then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido. "

That's just downright rude!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.

So a BJ is out of the question then? "

Yeth

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm told I have nice eyes............

So I think that means the rest of me is fucked up.

That's exactly how I felt! "

From what I can see - you look fantastic.

Just saying x

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

What’s a compliment?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.

That's just downright rude! "

Haha. To be fair he had pushed a few buttons beforehand to make this a definite thing that pissed me off.

And sorry Chunky. I couldn't resist a lisp joke.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.

So a BJ is out of the question then?

Yeth

"

Lol. Touché xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room "

Did you say - your wife said I'm better at licking pussy than you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room "

wow.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"You’re better than my girlfriend, she’s like dogshit.

But this is a cut/paste compliment that every female on here gets at some point. And doesn’t work ever. "

Hahahaha I got that a couple of weeks ago!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You actually look nice today.

Incidentally chutney is the strangest condiment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Your speech impediment is really cute'

Yes, I did lose power of speech as well as libido.

So a BJ is out of the question then?

Yeth

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't connected to Fab, but at unia friend of a friend said she loved my beautiful brown eyes.

My eyes are blue.

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room "

Did she hear that ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room

Did you say - your wife said I'm better at licking pussy than you. "
,

Nope I just looked at him like .

I really dislike people who a)disrespect their partner like that b) think I'll go along with it and c) think I'm stupid enough to believe their bs.

If I was to sink to his level I could have pointed out a few failures on his part including the fact that of the four of us I was the only one who left not having had an orgasm

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room

Did she hear that ?

"

No, thank goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me that my nose is so sexy and she gets wet when she’s starring at it.

Ps: I hate my nose, it is HUuuge"

She was having ideas/fantasies about it...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"Someone told me that my nose is so sexy and she gets wet when she’s starring at it.

Ps: I hate my nose, it is HUuuge

She was having ideas/fantasies about it... "

Fuck nose.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!

Plus it hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!

Plus it hurts "

Tell us

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

Think the worst compliment for me is "you're cute" ffs , teddy bears are cute , if a "but" follows the cute part , it's a road to "fiend zone".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come from Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a pretty face, I can tell by your jawline

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!

Plus it hurts

Tell us "

She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge


"You have a pretty face, I can tell by your jawline "

I can kinda see where they were going with this to be fair.

I've been told I was handsome and like Ewan McGregor. Which would have been amazing if we looked anything alike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!

Plus it hurts

Tell us

She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone "

Ouch. That's not very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After blowing my fat post blow job the lady complimented with ‘hhhhmmmm nice and thick’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

That's just reminded me - last time I was on Fab a lady told me that she didn't want to meet me because she thought I was nice and thought she'd end up liking me too much.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"I do remember one not off a meet on here but someone I’d met but it doesn’t sound real even though I can remember it word for word!

Plus it hurts

Tell us

She said you know your nice, like really nice, you are so nice that you’ll either be walked all over or die alone

Ouch. That's not very nice "

I think there’s a compliment somewhere in there

Well I’m still nice but a little tougher lol

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I was told by a guy (not from here) that he really liked my foof because it wasn’t like rotten cabbage like some lady’s.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I was told by a guy (not from here) that he really liked my foof because it wasn’t like rotten cabbage like some lady’s. "

Oh he's a charmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I had a lovely big arse for a white girl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told the back of my head felt nice Not the curve guys usual want to get their hands on.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I keep getting that I’m mature for my age

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"You're better at giving blow jobs than my wife...while his wife was in the room "

“ Ouch “.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a girl last week her eyes were like marbles!!... marbles like WTF lol. Luckily she laughed it off and we still got nawty lol. .. I must be losing my fecking marbles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you still look hot even though it looks like you've brushed your hair with a toffee apple"

That was at the end of the night ha, I quite liked that one!

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