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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs"

Probably the bad side in fairness

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

You probably wouldn't like it if I did.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure my guardian angel wouldn’t say that doing that was a good deed

Good try though

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

You wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week my lad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys, I'm truly touched. Love yas, but I also love my sphincter lol

Floro, just pretend

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Guys, I'm truly touched. Love yas, but I also love my sphincter lol

Floro, just pretend "
I meant ya gob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys, I'm truly touched. Love yas, but I also love my sphincter lol

Floro, just pretend I meant ya gob! "

Dummies meeting...till you go to hell

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs"

That's the million dollar question

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs

That's the million dollar question "

I was just thinking I'd not seen you for ages

To the op, aye OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs

That's the million dollar question

I was just thinking I'd not seen you for ages

To the op, aye OK "

I'll take that less than enthusiastic ok

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Erm... Which side is the party on?

Mrs

That's the million dollar question

I was just thinking I'd not seen you for ages

To the op, aye OK "

Heya..yes, been off for a wee while. I've been a little preoccupied

It's good to be back...I love the forum, it brightens my day.

It's good to see you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes."

what about if there was a major pandemic knocking about, like a virus say, and purely out of your love for life?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes.

what about if there was a major pandemic knocking about, like a virus say, and purely out of your love for life? "

*chuckling...can I do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me? "

No, at least I might be able to get warm in Hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

No, at least I might be able to get warm in Hell! "

I hope it's warm like a disco inferno for that comment

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me? "

Yes, bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes, bend over "

Now that is something I'm prepared to sacrifice a week's comfortable sitting for

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes, bend over

Now that is something I'm prepared to sacrifice a week's comfortable sitting for "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes, bend over

Now that is something I'm prepared to sacrifice a week's comfortable sitting for

You're welcome "

You're an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Mr Zipper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Mr Zipper "

If you unfabbed one of my pics I'll have to thing about it

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ooh me and cheeky can take of you as a duo if you like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d fuck you. I’d fuck you right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if you put a wig on and didn't speak.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm heading to the big fire it's warm down there and that's where all the hot fun will be ...party on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh me and cheeky can take of you as a duo if you like... "

In Tesco car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe if you put a wig on and didn't speak. "

I’ll put on a wig on for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sensing the devil in some of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me?

Yes.

what about if there was a major pandemic knocking about, like a virus say, and purely out of your love for life? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your guardian angel popped down and told you that you would die soon and that heaven wasnt on the cards, but if you perform a good dead or 2 before you kick the bucket then you're in. Would you fuck me? "
I'm going to hell anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My place has been reserved in hell for a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy)"
I'm getting cremated anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy) I'm getting creamed anyway "

Is that right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy) I'm getting creamed anyway

Is that right? "
pmsl. Cremated!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy) I'm getting cremated anyway "
that's weird. It says cremated here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy) I'm getting cremated anyway that's weird. It says cremated here. "

Dam, foiled again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell is actually on fire fuckers, you're all gonna burn (*shakes head at the needless loss of good pussy) I'm getting cremated anyway that's weird. It says cremated here.

Dam, foiled again ;"

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