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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replied here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ. How long you got!??

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Christ. How long you got!??

I have today and tomorrow off, let it all out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me. "

Note to self, wear fireproof gear around you.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me.

Note to self, wear fireproof gear around you."

Haha. Easier just to have a takeout menu handy and don't let me cook...or straighten my hair.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Went out in a dress !!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Haha! Sorry, I couldn't help but laugh!

I've looked for my phone while on it before

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me. "

Oh bless..and I need a career change...pleased to meet you

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

When they weren’t in your handbag did you check in the boot?

I’m guessing your mind was mostly elsewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed the wrong woman waiting for a date

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

When they weren’t in your handbag did you check in the boot?

I’m guessing your mind was mostly elsewhere?"

It was more a massive stroppy "shit the fucking bed I'll have to go back for them because otherwise how am I supposed to get to wo...

Ohhhh. Yeah. OK then"

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

When they weren’t in your handbag did you check in the boot?

I’m guessing your mind was mostly elsewhere?

It was more a massive stroppy "shit the fucking bed I'll have to go back for them because otherwise how am I supposed to get to wo...

Ohhhh. Yeah. OK then"

This made me giggle x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

When they weren’t in your handbag did you check in the boot?

I’m guessing your mind was mostly elsewhere?

It was more a massive stroppy "shit the fucking bed I'll have to go back for them because otherwise how am I supposed to get to wo...

Ohhhh. Yeah. OK then"

That’s so far past crazy that you’ve almost come back out the other side as normal

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I got married twice, you'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson after the first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came on holiday on my own and locked myself out on the balcony on the first night by mistake! Had to shout for help!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I got married twice, you'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson after the first one

Nah, once is a statistical anomaly, twice is a coincidence, it takes three times to establish a pattern.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

That's really cheered me up that has! Thank you.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me.

Oh bless..and I need a career change...pleased to meet you

Oh hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the way back from spain on Saturday night, didnt think to check for my passport before leaving for the airport lol..... had to turn back ??

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Made me laugh.

I've asked my hubby to ring me as I couldn't find my phone.....that I was holding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked round Tesco doing my shopping and my wallet was in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walked round Tesco doing my shopping and my wallet was in the house

That made me laugh, Thank god for Android pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?"

Which part of that is the ridiculous part???

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

At work, I've got a card to get onto wards. Got home and was momentarily perplexed when it wouldn't unlock my front door ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parked my tractor on my dads greenhouse... he wanted it dismantled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?"

I suppose it depends on how much the shoes were discounted online?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Hahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got married twice, you'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson after the first one

Nah, once is a statistical anomaly, twice is a coincidence, it takes three times to establish a pattern."

I was my wife’s fourth husband......

I really feel for her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?

I suppose it depends on how much the shoes were discounted online? "

Limited edition, can't get them anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walked round Tesco doing my shopping and my wallet was in the house

That made me laugh, Thank god for Android pay

I wouldn't have minded but I got up this morning and battery in car complete flat. So can't drive the car.

And Tesco was a 30 minute walk to. So I didn't get anything I needed. And ended up in the Spar that doesn't sell half the stuff I wanted.

Plus I got very wet for my troubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Searching for my sunglases when they were on my head

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Thank you. I did almost the same about 2 weeks ago. I stopped, got a bit annoyed and threw my coat and bag around, as they didn't have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Leicester once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?

I suppose it depends on how much the shoes were discounted online?

Limited edition, can't get them anywhere"

I heard there's a place in Leicester!?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

I've done something similar ....

I once decided I needed fuel in the car for a long journey the following day, then WALKED the dogs to the petrol station and didn't realise what I had done til I was inside the shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a 'dress'for a woman in chat,I remember saying I wanted to see her in an outfit I bought(think she was ok with it in chat,maybe not in my d*unken msgs at the same time).

could be my Halloween outfit I guess..(thats if dressing as a woman's illegal or anti-lbgqcrtx5x7)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Too Funny, I've actually looked for my phone a few times whilst talking on said phone but you've brought it to another level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

Too Funny, I've actually looked for my phone a few times whilst talking on said phone but you've brought it to another level

you arent even blonde judging from those pigtailz

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Well, had you left them at home ?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"On a train to Leicester just to try out a shoe size that I want to buy online.

What ridiculous thing have you done lately?"

I have to know now, did they fit and did you buy them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I managed to burn 3 separate body parts in 3 different ridiculous accidents in a week.

I'm sure someone should be claiming Carers allowance for me. "

And all the guys form and orderly que to look after Maclass

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid.

I've done something similar ....

I once decided I needed fuel in the car for a long journey the following day, then WALKED the dogs to the petrol station and didn't realise what I had done til I was inside the shop!"

That's brilliant!

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Pressed the remote in my car key to unlock the front door.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"This morning, while DRIVING TO WORK I stopped my car in a layby so I could search my handbag because I was convinced I'd left my car keys at home.

Yes.

I know.

I just really am that stupid."

Haha thats hilarious

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