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 I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
"Run her over. It worked    | |||
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus." You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. | |||
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
"I know all the words too | |||
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate That was a real sacrifice "The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol | |||
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"I gave a girl at school my copy of One Step Beyond by Madness. She went out with my mate. "Oh what a bitch! | |||
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate That was a real sacrifice
The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol"Exactly correct considering the rest of my collection was grunge and metal | |||
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"I bought a Backstreet boys album to impress a lass when I was young and she went away with my mate That was a real sacrifice
The sacrifice was parting with you’re money to buy it lol
Exactly correct considering the rest of my collection was grunge and metal "Women are so fickle! | |||
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"I agreed to go along to Cairo Jax nightclub in Sheffield with a girl i liked in my teens. I really hated that kind of music but the sacrifice was worth it. "Dancefloor debauchery Doc? | |||
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"I learnt the offside rule. Then decided I liked the rugby players better." I couldn't agree more. I have a 50p that explains the offside rule. I still haven't a scooby. | |||
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"I figured I stood no chance and never bothered with any of that "You obviously are much too classy for that sort of thing! | |||
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"I agreed to go along to Cairo Jax nightclub in Sheffield with a girl i liked in my teens. I really hated that kind of music but the sacrifice was worth it.
Dancefloor debauchery Doc?
"Put it this way, The Arctic Monkey's song definitely didn't apply to me but god loves a trier and so did she.  | |||
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"I figured I stood no chance and never bothered with any of that
You obviously are much too classy for that sort of thing!
"*Considers younger me* Classy. Mmmm. | |||
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"Vomit inducing poems, cheesy songs, sticking a rose up my arse and pretending to be a Rose Varse. Lots of cringy stuff really." Your varse is the stuff of Fab legend. | |||
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Realised now a days it's easier to just tell them | |||
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home. I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness. And it didn’t even have a happy ending. Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked. "Can you allow the song title? | |||
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"This girl said she liked red hot chilli peppers, so I wrote her a message including the names of their songs and albums from them. She didn’t reply and I was gutted. " Did it leave scar tissue? | |||
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku." Off to google Haikus | |||
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"I think you're alright, op. And might keep me warm in the middle of the night "Well played Swing | |||
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"I think you're alright, op. And might keep me warm in the middle of the night
Well played Swing "Thanks for the earworm  | |||
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home. I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness. And it didn’t even have a happy ending. Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked. "Aww..mixed tapes were really popular. I think that's kinda cute. | |||
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. Off to google Haikus "and You're on the haiku list as well now.  | |||
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now. "Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it | |||
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"Got d*unk and snogged him
Realised now a days it's easier to just tell them"You got d*unk?!! Never seen a drop pass your lips | |||
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"Oh my god Your new photo is absolutely gorgeous  "Now that's a compliment coming from you
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now.
Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it "The badass haiku loving bitches club! | |||
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*gets out hairbrush and busts out Shania* | |||
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"I carried a watermelon " Schwing! | |||
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"This fucking earworm
*gets out hairbrush and busts out Shania*"It's gotta be done! | |||
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home. I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness. And it didn’t even have a happy ending. Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked.
Can you allow the song title? "Stevie Nicks - I miss you *cringe* | |||
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"I once made a soppy “play me” cassette with a love song on and i wrote on the insert “this is how i feel about you” for a then FWB. I left it on his pillow the morning i went home. I still cringe deep, deep, deep, deep inside when i think back to that epic moment of cheesiness. And it didn’t even have a happy ending. Although to be fair he lived in Retford so it would never have worked.
Can you allow the song title?
Stevie Nicks - I miss you
*cringe* "Oh it's a wonderful song! | |||
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"You are a badass Mac. I once learnt The Elements song to impress a girl I really fancied. And I joined the Mooting society at uni because the VP was an utter beaut and I thought my debating skills and voice would make him want to fuck me. They both worked. I'm hoping if I do haiku for one woman for the Valentines thread she'll finally declare her lust for me because bitches love haikus. You're a woman after my own heart. In fact it's yours cos this bitch loves a haiku. Off to google Haikus and
You're on the haiku list as well now.
Cool....I want to be a badass bitch. Love it
The badass haiku loving bitches club! "Yeah...you bet ya | |||
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"Vomit inducing poems, cheesy songs, sticking a rose up my arse and pretending to be a Rose Varse. Lots of cringy stuff really. Your varse is the stuff of Fab legend." | |||
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me. I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet. It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing." I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. | |||
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me. I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet. It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing. I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "Estella, you're bad..I love it | |||
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me. I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet. It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing. I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "*tears up jotter pad* | |||
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me. I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet. It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing. I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "Honestly my favourite bit of that story is that he managed to get Joe Mangle in there. Bloody brilliant. | |||
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"I once travelled 200 miles to tell a girl I loved her. Her response meant it felt like 1000 miles back. Madness? No. It was one step beyond. " Ah what a cow. At least it had a great soundtrack. | |||
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"I pretended not to be morto when he read out his (appaling) poetry in front of the entire sixth form and loudly announced that each (terrible) poem was dedicated to me. I never heard the end of it and even now, over 27 years after leaving school, I occasionally get facebook posts reminding me of it and I still smile and say it was very sweet. It was not very sweet. He rhymed sweetly sings with butterfly wings. I'm still morto about the whole thing. I guy a went on a total of three dates with before striking an end to it (who I admittedly fucked on the first date so we had had intimate knowledge of each other) wrote me a poem about our “fling” once ended which had the most appalling rhymes. It included reference to Ghostbusters and Joe Mangle from Neighbours (!) and worse still a reference to my having “splashed all over the fresh sheets” when I came hard! It was so bad (and he had so over-earnestly written about our time together and he had been rather problematic over the course of it all and rather an arse) that I couldn’t help collapsing with laughter on reading it as it was so bad and he framed it that he felt bad and he was a wrong ‘un as he knew we weren’t destined to be together (we were highly incompatible it’s true but he completely misinterpreted my interest level and the but where I had been the one to end it!) that I felt no remorse in having my male housemate of the time perform it as a rap at our house BBQ to an audience (none of whom knew or ever would know the man in question, and no names were used). It went down a storm. I still have it. It still makes me weak at the knees with laughter. "Oh that sounds so much better than mine! Joe Mangle, rhymes with... angle? Wangle? Bangle? I really REALLY want to read it now | |||
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
"I played her my songs on guitar, then a couple of her favourite. Melted her heart she told me | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen" Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! | |||
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen" As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time!  | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! " Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine? | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time! "The wrong response could end friendships in all fairness | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen As a kid of the 80's/90's when I hear someone shout Stop! I don't know whether to collaborate and listen or if its hammer time!
The wrong response could end friendships in all fairness"It has  | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine? " Ah no. Bizarrely I was wearing a glittery long cocktail dress. I recall dancing though, if it can be called that. | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! Did you go the whole hog, massively baggy pants, gold chains and badly choreographed dance routine? Ah no. Bizarrely I was wearing a glittery long cocktail dress. I recall dancing though, if it can be called that. " The boy must of been a fool. I'd of serenaded you with Crazy for you by let loose in return | |||
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"All right stop Collaborate and listen Sexy right? I honestly don't understand why this didn't work. Men! " My mate knows all the words and the dance and when it comes on anywhere he really goes for it... Hysterical... but does it get him laid.... no | |||
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"I've just been reminded that I once learned the whole of 'Ice Ice Baby' to impress a boy I still remember it all too.
What have you done to make the object of your affections notice you?
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