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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pluke and Spot bursting service, sign up below yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats pluke?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i thought it said Puke

if anyone has a cyst i can pop and video to put on youtube that would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats pluke?"

A plooks a scottish word for a spot

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

I always thought they were "plooks" ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats pluke?"
Someone with a speech impediaments fluke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought it said Puke

if anyone has a cyst i can pop and video to put on youtube that would be great "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No way I made a spelling mistake in a thread title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats pluke?

A plooks a scottish word for a spot "

Ohhh I live n learn.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ?? "

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ?? "
Pliers a smile and I've had a third degree burn. You can donate as much as you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view"

Haribo s is that scotsmans idea of reward ? i want 2.50 a pork pie and a packet of crisps (salt n vinegar)...or I pop my own spots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view"
Looks like I'm going to have to cut you in as my sexy assistant puss collector. Fuck me I'm getting a medical fettish

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view

Haribo s is that scotsmans idea of reward ? i want 2.50 a pork pie and a packet of crisps (salt n vinegar)...or I pop my own spots x"

i'm not a scotsman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view

Haribo s is that scotsmans idea of reward ? i want 2.50 a pork pie and a packet of crisps (salt n vinegar)...or I pop my own spots x

i'm not a scotsman "

ooooer a thousand appologies xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have the relevant medical equipment ? is it sterilised ? medical degree ? what royaltys are paid per view ??

i have done extensive research with my surgical assistant (my sister), i've got marigolds and lots of cloths.

As fr the royalties - 1 haribo per view

Haribo s is that scotsmans idea of reward ? i want 2.50 a pork pie and a packet of crisps (salt n vinegar)...or I pop my own spots x"
NO PLEASE WAIT. NOW GRAB THE FUCKER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ? "
Certainly, well kettle fanny take her down Sir mmmmm shit what am I exposing myself to I'm wondering.....Fuck it take her down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pluke and Spot bursting service, sign up below yeah! "
Yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ? Certainly, well kettle fanny take her down Sir mmmmm shit what am I exposing myself to I'm wondering.....Fuck it take her down"

As long as you dont use Cillit Bang.... its not the product I thought it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ? Certainly, well kettle fanny take her down Sir mmmmm shit what am I exposing myself to I'm wondering.....Fuck it take her down

As long as you dont use Cillit Bang.... its not the product I thought it was "
Is it that ugly even Cillit wouldn't Bang it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ? Certainly, well kettle fanny take her down Sir mmmmm shit what am I exposing myself to I'm wondering.....Fuck it take her down

As long as you dont use Cillit Bang.... its not the product I thought it was Is it that ugly even Cillit wouldn't Bang it "

apparently I can get DLA for it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont suppose you have any experience with vaginal descaling ? Certainly, well kettle fanny take her down Sir mmmmm shit what am I exposing myself to I'm wondering.....Fuck it take her down

As long as you dont use Cillit Bang.... its not the product I thought it was Is it that ugly even Cillit wouldn't Bang it

apparently I can get DLA for it now "
You should try growing another one, but don't go near the benifits forum........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently I can get DLA for it now You should try growing another one, but don't go near the benifits forum........"

make no diff....cameron will reduce the payments for my vaginal benefits lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"apparently I can get DLA for it now You should try growing another one, but don't go near the benifits forum........

make no diff....cameron will reduce the payments for my vaginal benefits lol "
He's making a cu.nt of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

retiring now...benefits...illegal suregery....politics..... misuse of cleaning products.....am sure the SAS will be bursting thro me window any min x

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