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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

there’s no way I’m venturing out of that door again today why not!

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages. I won’t post any for me and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me. Go

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Gentleman GMF returns - back in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

OK, I'm in for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

In

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

From last thread.

Secret Service message for Durtyav - in a beat

Who is this?? But thanks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fab

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Loving these, back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the guess thread: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/979353

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Here to swoon over the kindness

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Back for part 3

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x"

You trooper Nora...thanks for bringing smiles to everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back again =)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck u all then i dont need your praise i got real stuff to deal with like shopping grrrrr

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x"

Take you time, we'll talk amongst ourselves. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x

You trooper Nora...thanks for bringing smiles to everyone x"

It’s a pleasure lovely Lily xx

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'm in haha

Don't mind me standing in the corner

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We are still in

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a fun way pass the afternoon. Lots of fab appreciation to make it feel like the sky is blue and the sun is shining.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm in haha

Don't mind me standing in the corner"

Just don't step on my foot. Lol

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Still here drying out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x

You trooper Nora...thanks for bringing smiles to everyone x"

As always, I agree with Lily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m having a cuppa. Bare with. I’ve got loads to post still.

N x

Take you time, we'll talk amongst ourselves. Lol"

I’m dying to read that other post lol! I’ve not time

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm in again..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again.. Who to pick on this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here drying out!!"

Aren’t we all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

M.I.A. I've missed you.

Sooooo glad you're back.

Luvs ya sexy ass. Xxxxx

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

From last thread

TeddyBearBaz - you look perfect to cuddle.

Thank you and always welcome to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am back for a bit x

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NSAchick, no second chances? like... ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great secrets everyone

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Still here drying out!!

Aren’t we all!! "

Bloody ciara. Been with her outdoors all morning!!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Checking in again

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

In again

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m meant to be getting ready to go to quest but I’m too busy going ‘aww man that’s really true’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell POF

He does have sexy pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here drying out!!

Aren’t we all!!

Bloody ciara. Been with her outdoors all morning!!!"

I’ll rip her fucking hair out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh go on then! 3rd time lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

In again, these are lovely!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Great secrets everyone "

Yes Mr M

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm in! *peruses thread to pick a victim*

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining for this one and sending

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Still here drying out!!

Aren’t we all!!

Bloody ciara. Been with her outdoors all morning!!!

I’ll rip her fucking hair out! "

Be my guest!!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

In again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Chillout

I really would like to hear that gorgeous accent in person one day

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Joining for this one and sending "

My lust for you isn't a secret.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LadyLily, you're absolutely stunning and a ray of sunshine. I hope you have the best day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Joining for this one and sending

My lust for you isn't a secret. "

You always cheer me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in as missed last 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great secrets everyone "

I haven’t got any secrets, have you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi. Could you tell Naughtyandhandsome his shower pics are hot as hell

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"NSAchick, no second chances? like... ever? "

I have NO idea who this could be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saffron40, whilst I realise you have an appreciation for the heartfelt messages of caring sincerity within this thread, I also truly think you'd enjoy sitting on my wood ...maybe one day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

LadyLily, you're absolutely stunning and a ray of sunshine. I hope you have the best day."

Ooooh! Thank you very much! If you feel brave, I'd welcome a non-anonymous confession.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Jamie Hants we wish she met couples!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chunky Gent, love ya big fellas x

In a non penetrative way obviously. Although ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In again, but not holding my breath!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Joining for this one and sending

My lust for you isn't a secret.

You always cheer me up "

Then I'm a happy man. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Devil Inside - 8 1/2 hours and counting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mystery messenger time.

You should all know how it works. If you think you know who I am then message the person you think it is, or start a thread trying to work it out. Don't clog up this thread with guesses. Something good may happen for you.

Some clues maybe be provided in the future on request.

Only 2 people have ever guessed correctly!

Have fun!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"

Hi. Could you tell Naughtyandhandsome his shower pics are hot as hell "

Actually it was hot. I had the temp a bit too high!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

Chunky Gent, love ya big fellas x

In a non penetrative way obviously. Although .... "

There's a big man hug for you any time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOO I loved your accent challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MLS goers ladies particularly. I know some of you think I’m a real bitch but the real truth is I’m really very very shy and you’re all so outgoing. It’s not the best environment to be my real relaxed self

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"

Hi. Could you tell Naughtyandhandsome his shower pics are hot as hell

Actually it was hot. I had the temp a bit too high!!"

Saying that whoever sent that needs an eye test!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Intrigued32

You make me wish I was bi!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

In again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sinderella you are sexy, smart, kind, witty and sensual. I hope we get to meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

LOO I loved your accent challenge"
i dont need your charity shout outs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MLS goers ladies particularly. I know some of you think I’m a real bitch but the real truth is I’m really very very shy and you’re all so outgoing. It’s not the best environment to be my real relaxed self "

Aww. Join us then

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"I'm in haha

Don't mind me standing in the corner

Just don't step on my foot. Lol"

I'll try not too.... hey that's my foot though...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"

LOO I loved your accent challengei dont need your charity shout outs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MLS goers ladies particularly. I know some of you think I’m a real bitch but the real truth is I’m really very very shy and you’re all so outgoing. It’s not the best environment to be my real relaxed self "

Dont worry I'm going and I've never been before. I'm also shy face to face so if you fancy a chat before and maybe even meet up on the day let me know xx

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London


"Fuck u all then i dont need your praise i got real stuff to deal with like shopping grrrrr"

It's because we know we cannot have your penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Mystique

I'm not sure why we've never actually had a chat but you're really sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck u all then i dont need your praise i got real stuff to deal with like shopping grrrrr

It's because we know we cannot have your penis "
yeah well i know that

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"

Saffron40, whilst I realise you have an appreciation for the heartfelt messages of caring sincerity within this thread, I also truly think you'd enjoy sitting on my wood ...maybe one day?"

no idea?!?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Northantsblueeyes, you do make me laugh!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Saffron40, whilst I realise you have an appreciation for the heartfelt messages of caring sincerity within this thread, I also truly think you'd enjoy sitting on my wood ...maybe one day?

Somebody with a wooden bench, obviously. That narrows it down.

no idea?!?!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Secret Service message for Spurschick - would you like to see my courgette?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're back in!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estella - I love how you stick to your principles, yet are capable of rational debate with people. A rare skill

Intrigued32 - you two are just lovely, would love to hang out and get to know each other!

Goodnight girl - your photo with the wings is hot as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NSAchick, you really are a blonde bombshell! And I love your posts in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Mystique

I'm not sure why we've never actually had a chat but you're really sexy! "

This is F&B isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loladaisy

I’d love to buy you a decafe pumpkin spice latte with almond milk and swap pictures of cats and hummus recipes we’re definitely compatible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

B1ue

Thank you for the lovely chats the last few months. Beautiful and very lovely and always making me smile

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

In x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ClusterFucktress, I'm due to be in South Wales in late March - drink with a buff raconteur??

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By *rs DreamweaverWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

In please

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m back in too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles007 - stop being such a busy bee! Clear your diary and allow me to buy you that drink.

Nothing quite sparkles like a Gentleman007 with Martinis in hand...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sinderella, I want to play Radio2's 'Pop Master' with you whilst soaping ourselves in your lush looking bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"B1ue

Thank you for the lovely chats the last few months. Beautiful and very lovely and always making me smile"

you're welcome. be nice to chat in person at the MLS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips away quietly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loladaisy

I’d love to buy you a decafe pumpkin spice latte with almond milk and swap pictures of cats and hummus recipes we’re definitely compatible "

Ooh, you know me well. I'd love to know who this is from, send me a message =)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Testorosa we have never chatted but I just wanted to say I love seeing you about in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Goodnitegirl, you're a real gem. Thank you.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

Oh this is wonderful.

I'm sorry you are having a shitty time but I'm so glad you have support on here. Xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"

NSAchick, you really are a blonde bombshell! And I love your posts in the forums "

Thank you mystery person x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oo I'd so love to meet you all at the mls one day if time and my bravery coincide. I'd be so shy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hiya, can you send a message to Sparkle please.

Can you tell her that I wish she was closer so I could look her in the eyes and tell her how amazing she is and she is quickly becoming a best friend I've yet to meet.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"

Oo I'd so love to meet you all at the mls one day if time and my bravery coincide. I'd be so shy!"

Behave. We’d love to have you x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

Stay strong whoever you are.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Fab Forum Member LOO

This is a polite request that you cease and desist from throwing pebbles at our shop window. We have CCTV. We can see you.

Whilst I appreciate you’re a bit dissapointed because you’re not knee deep in Baked Beans in Aisle 3, you have to remember the safety of ALL our customers is paramount. Not everyone has a hulk mode to step into when danger strikes.

I hope you understand. As a token of goodwill, please accept this 50% off token for Washing Up Liquid.

Fondest Regards

Your Local Supermarket Manager

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Secret Service message for Spurschick - would you like to see my courgette? "

Glad you said courgette as I can’t stand aubergines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meli - you’re a honey-voiced minxette of minxiness.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

The positive power of social media

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

This really is so lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs Dreamweaver

I think you're absolutely stunning. Your profile was an enjoyable read aaaaaannnd I match the basic criteria of what you're looking for... just so you know this wasn't a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Fab Forum Member LOO

This is a polite request that you cease and desist from throwing pebbles at our shop window. We have CCTV. We can see you.

Whilst I appreciate you’re a bit dissapointed because you’re not knee deep in Baked Beans in Aisle 3, you have to remember the safety of ALL our customers is paramount. Not everyone has a hulk mode to step into when danger strikes.

I hope you understand. As a token of goodwill, please accept this 50% off token for Washing Up Liquid.

Fondest Regards

Your Local Supermarket Manager"

Absolutely howling over here.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks.

The positive power of social media "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Peach and Fuzz. You are a bundle of beautiful bonkers and kinky sparkle sweetness.. Your playful posts are so uplifting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi nora what does every1 think of my new pic its got the words of a true gangsta what u all kno and respect on it an he is biggin me up as im the ORIGINAL G beleive

so any ladys want a peace of my pie u hit the beef up an get in line an ill sort u clean out yeh ur pussy will be dribblin like a fat kid about 2 scran a fuckin woppin kebab fuck yeh

respect

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"MLS goers ladies particularly. I know some of you think I’m a real bitch but the real truth is I’m really very very shy and you’re all so outgoing. It’s not the best environment to be my real relaxed self "

Haven’t seen any true bitches on here yet. Tell you a secret, some are just as shy in person as you. Make sure you say hi and come join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I miss u princess of pillows i cant wait to lick nour nostrils and armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hine you are a sweet and interesting deep sensual soul. Don't hide in your cave! X

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

and hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To those just quietly plugging along, being their own authentic selves... I appreciate you very much. In the sea of bravado and character building, of sweet little lies... You're the ones who stop this place from getting too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Fab Forum Member LOO

This is a polite request that you cease and desist from throwing pebbles at our shop window. We have CCTV. We can see you.

Whilst I appreciate you’re a bit dissapointed because you’re not knee deep in Baked Beans in Aisle 3, you have to remember the safety of ALL our customers is paramount. Not everyone has a hulk mode to step into when danger strikes.

I hope you understand. As a token of goodwill, please accept this 50% off token for Washing Up Liquid.

Fondest Regards

Your Local Supermarket Manager"

Haha! That's brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sinderella you are sexy, smart, kind, witty and sensual. I hope we get to meet again."

Oooo I think I know who this is from..

Thank you and likewise lovely x

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This is going fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hiya, can you send a message to Sparkle please.

Can you tell her that I wish she was closer so I could look her in the eyes and tell her how amazing she is and she is quickly becoming a best friend I've yet to meet."

There's a sparkle and me. Is this for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of these days I'll get into these threads before they're nearly over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sparkles007 - stop being such a busy bee! Clear your diary and allow me to buy you that drink.

Nothing quite sparkles like a Gentleman007 with Martinis in hand..."

If this is who I think it is then you could just pm me, youre not blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

Whoever you are, I hope you find some happiness and contentment in as many ways as you can. Always remember you matter too. X

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm going through a really shit time at the moment and struggling to hold all aspects of my life together. I don't think I have ever felt so low and shitty. I thought the best thing to do was to just leave fab and try and play happy house, but I was persuaded not to. I'm really glad I haven't because this weekend, talking to people on here has made me see that I do need fab and the people, even as just a small escape. Being on the forums you being to feel part of eachothers lives and although there are ups and downs I think a lot of us need each other.

So, thank you to you all and your little quirks."

I hope things get easier for you soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever sent that message for me on the last thread, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.. but got dripping leaky wet bits to deal with

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Mystery messenger time.

You should all know how it works. If you think you know who I am then message the person you think it is, or start a thread trying to work it out. Don't clog up this thread with guesses. Something good may happen for you.

Some clues maybe be provided in the future on request.

Only 2 people have ever guessed correctly!

Have fun!"

You need to give them a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs Dreamweaver

Phwooooaarr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi nora what does every1 think of my new pic its got the words of a true gangsta what u all kno and respect on it an he is biggin me up as im the ORIGINAL G beleive

so any ladys want a peace of my pie u hit the beef up an get in line an ill sort u clean out yeh ur pussy will be dribblin like a fat kid about 2 scran a fuckin woppin kebab fuck yeh

respect"
beef you big divvy get back on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Sinderella, I want to play Radio2's 'Pop Master' with you whilst soaping ourselves in your lush looking bath"

Oooo thank you mystery person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Goodnightgirl, gutted I didn't snog you at the MLS.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estella - I love how you stick to your principles, yet are capable of rational debate with people. A rare skill

"

Thank you, that’s very kind. I confess I’m not sure I can accept that I really do possess this skill as feel I slip frequently, but I value that someone thinks I’m capable of it. I’ll use that as motivation to keep trying to improve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To my bit of rough

Thank you for being you in all your uniquely glorious, sexy, ridiculous and soppy ways, for making me stay awake until the early hours laughing and aroused. For encouraging me to indulge my kinks once more and to open up. You're fantastic, x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I’ve caught up! If I’ve missed any send them again as I think I may have!

N x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Intrigued32

I love your presence on the forum, your smiles and giggles. If I ever venture North of where I am, I hope I am brave enough to see if you will meet up for a coffee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Golden wonder you are exceptionally gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lois, your boob video helped make my cock hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd still like a lady's bum to nibble on.

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Goodnitegirl, you’re a really sound person and have a beautiful soul.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To jim

Ya mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funwelsh, nice ass xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Estella. We disagree on a lot but I think you’re great!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Replicant Jo, would you like a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants. My girl crush but I’m probably too old for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else often at a glance misread the bumble app as bumhole?

No... Just me then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To all I have interacted with on the forums the last few days. I decided to push myself and put myself out there and be more outgoing and you welcomed me with open arms.

Keep welcoming newcummers like you did me and you never know who's life you can change even if only for a short time.

And that's all she wrote!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"

Replicant Jo, would you like a cuddle?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LisaB45 - wanna have a tumble, naked?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"MLS goers ladies particularly. I know some of you think I’m a real bitch but the real truth is I’m really very very shy and you’re all so outgoing. It’s not the best environment to be my real relaxed self "

It's not for many of us x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

James III - a true gent, pecks you on cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pof stop shoving your bum in my face. I do not want to play finger bum with you

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

For Intrigued32

I love your presence on the forum, your smiles and giggles. If I ever venture North of where I am, I hope I am brave enough to see if you will meet up for a coffee xx "

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mystery messenger here

There are clues, they are in the text, you just have to look for them. Keep on guessing!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estella. We disagree on a lot but I think you’re great! "

Awww thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twisted999 - I so would.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lois49, I see you pretty lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Does anyone else often at a glance misread the bumble app as bumhole?

No... Just me then? "

Only in the sense of it being a shitty hole of rejection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lexa - there is no woman more beautiful than you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Citizen sin, maybe at one of the socials this year we will finally have our kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Ceeeteezun Seeen"

PHWOARRRRR

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora - missed you. Thanks for your services to the Fab community

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Thank you Nora for the thread. You're a real sweetheart xxxxxxx

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