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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soo funny..I ve started to write myou erotica again..used to write for people around the world. They d send me intimate pictures of there bodies, give me a location and scenario then I d weave a personal story for them...some would actually enact it! Anyways said to gf how I hate using words like cock, pussy etc as they re not sensual..so she put in entry for other words for cock and found a thesaurus with 1000 versions , she is now pissing herself laughing at them. So if you want a laugh take a look..some are fkin hilarious.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?

You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?

You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?

You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.

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Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?

You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.

Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs "

I've just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!

I've written some piss-poor smut in my time but nothing even approaching that level!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it Morrissey who referred to an erection as a "bulbous salutation"?

You could always try working that in... innuendo absolutely intended.

Actually quite like that..the hole hungry crotch crocodile ffs

I've just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!

I've written some piss-poor smut in my time but nothing even approaching that level!"

Yeah not sure how that would work into a good piece of eroticism..unless a sexy Peter pan maybe lol

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