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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spiderman....

Did he really do everything a spider can?

Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just grateful it wasn't spider-woman, couldn't of coped with the bird eating her fella each tie she got her hole.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Spiderman....

Did he really do everything a spider can?

Discuss "

He had a good sex life. Got his leg over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

He didn't live on a spiders diet, but that was probably a choice rather than because he couldn't physically do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think he sucked the insides of his food and left the outside

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Spiderman....

Did he really do everything a spider can?

Discuss

He had a good sex life. Got his leg over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

He could spin a web any size...that's got to come in handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty sure he couldn't get trapped inside the bathtub

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm pretty sure he couldn't get trapped inside the bathtub "

Or eaten by the cat

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm pretty sure he couldn't get trapped inside the bathtub

Or eaten by the cat "

Or crawl into someone's mouth while they sleep

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm pretty sure he couldn't get trapped inside the bathtub

Or eaten by the cat

Or crawl into someone's mouth while they sleep "

Or end up in my jar of peanut butter

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Are you talking in the comics or movies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Googled spider sex. Wasnt disappointed.

"spiders don't mate by coupling organs. Instead, the male deposits some sperm onto a small web and picks it up on the end of his pedipalps. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. The female stores the sperm in receptacles near the ovaries."

And the male does this knowing at any point he could die.

I can't see spiderman rolling up his sperm and throwing it into Maryjanes vag.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Are you talking in the comics or movies? "

Oh, I think we have an expert here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you talking in the comics or movies? "

Whatever you want it to be!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Googled spider sex. Wasnt disappointed.

"spiders don't mate by coupling organs. Instead, the male deposits some sperm onto a small web and picks it up on the end of his pedipalps. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. The female stores the sperm in receptacles near the ovaries."

And the male does this knowing at any point he could die.

I can't see spiderman rolling up his sperm and throwing it into Maryjanes vag."

You do know the act of jerking off into ones hand and throwing the spunk at someone else is called spidermanning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Googled spider sex. Wasnt disappointed.

"spiders don't mate by coupling organs. Instead, the male deposits some sperm onto a small web and picks it up on the end of his pedipalps. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. The female stores the sperm in receptacles near the ovaries."

And the male does this knowing at any point he could die.

I can't see spiderman rolling up his sperm and throwing it into Maryjanes vag.

You do know the act of jerking off into ones hand and throwing the spunk at someone else is called spidermanning? "

Only time their aim is probably on target!

And the fact you know this just makes me love that I know you. High fives Estella.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Googled spider sex. Wasnt disappointed.

"spiders don't mate by coupling organs. Instead, the male deposits some sperm onto a small web and picks it up on the end of his pedipalps. When the female is in position, the male deposits the sperm in the female's genital opening. The female stores the sperm in receptacles near the ovaries."

And the male does this knowing at any point he could die.

I can't see spiderman rolling up his sperm and throwing it into Maryjanes vag.

You do know the act of jerking off into ones hand and throwing the spunk at someone else is called spidermanning?

Only time their aim is probably on target!

And the fact you know this just makes me love that I know you. High fives Estella. "

I once discussed this phenomenon at length with Russell Brand over a pint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I once discussed this phenomenon at length with Russell Brand over a pint. "

See, people. They are just like us!

(That must have been awsome conversation for you. Him and I would get along well from what I've seen of him.)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

I once discussed this phenomenon at length with Russell Brand over a pint.

See, people. They are just like us!

(That must have been awsome conversation for you. Him and I would get along well from what I've seen of him.) "

It was amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I once discussed this phenomenon at length with Russell Brand over a pint.

See, people. They are just like us!

(That must have been awsome conversation for you. Him and I would get along well from what I've seen of him.)

It was amusing. "

This may be why theirs no sex scenes in spiderman movies. Cos to be a true spiderman....

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Never seen him get sucked up by a Dyson.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"

I once discussed this phenomenon at length with Russell Brand over a pint.

See, people. They are just like us!

(That must have been awsome conversation for you. Him and I would get along well from what I've seen of him.)

It was amusing.

This may be why theirs no sex scenes in spiderman movies. Cos to be a true spiderman...."

Nope, it's because there's no elegant way to get your cock out of a lycra body suit...

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Never seen him creeping around my bathroom or laying eggs in someone's ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he's handy at rope work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't scare me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"He doesn't scare me "

Are you scared of spiders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still want Spiderman to be his surname like Goldman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He doesn't scare me

Are you scared of spiders? "

No I'm a big manly man!

(yes but don't tell anyone )

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

The Ramones said it best

https://youtu.be/H83ajenpTF8

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford


"Spiderman....

Did he really do everything a spider can?

Discuss

He had a good sex life. Got his leg over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. "

Made me laugh way more than it should have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Ramones said it best

https://youtu.be/H83ajenpTF8"

Love the Ramones! Good shout.

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