FabSwingers.com forum: Why?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've heard they make men obsolete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've heard they make men obsolete."

Not surprised! Thinking of leaving fab. I’ve finally found what I want!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've heard they make men obsolete.

Not surprised! Thinking of leaving fab. I’ve finally found what I want!!

Tempting

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I only got my first one about two years ago, and thought the same thing!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't get wandfatigue - rookie mistake that happens often.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only got my first one about two years ago, and thought the same thing! "

Different gravy!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

We don't have time to eat jarred foods anymore.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

I'm still not bothering. Don't believe the harry potter stuff.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Mine does not get enough use!

I need to remedy that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

I'm still not bothering. Don't believe the harry potter stuff."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

Can openers break the seal. Sorry guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine does not get enough use!

I need to remedy that "

You do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh does Harry potter know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh does Harry potter know

I’ve never seen Harry Potter. Is that what it’s all about? May have to watch it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

Can openers break the seal. Sorry guys."

Sounds fair. My best chance is to hope for reincarnation so I come back as one

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Brb just going to change my name to ‘Wand’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better toys at the time?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oooo am tempted to get one now. Only seen them used in porn films

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooo am tempted to get one now. Only seen them used in porn films

Definitely worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic. "

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

Can openers break the seal. Sorry guys.

Sounds fair. My best chance is to hope for reincarnation so I come back as one

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

The wand clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

I'm still not bothering. Don't believe the harry potter stuff.

Dont forget, the wand chooses the witch Nora.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Have you pulled any rabbits out yer flute yet?

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Oh the good old wand always my favourite one go to

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I got one last year - oh my

Defo not a sex replacement for me, though. Two very different things

Mrs TMN x

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Do wands take the bins out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can even get different attachments, mind blowing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Welcome to wandfulness

I’ve just upgraded mine to a small doxy, damn it packs a punch stronger than max on the old one, not got past the first setting yet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"you can even get different attachments, mind blowing"

They are a lot of fun

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

No i know fail proof technique for that... Help fixing my car is only occasionally I need a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard they make men obsolete."

but who’s going to be there afterwards, holding and kissing and being there for you real-time??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've heard they make men obsolete.

but who’s going to be there afterwards, holding and kissing and being there for you real-time??"

Meh. Overrated.

And/or I'm bi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

The wand clique

I’m liking this idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you pulled any rabbits out yer flute yet?

Nah just a couple of rats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you can even get different attachments, mind blowing"

Oh can you?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've even had one for years

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

The wand clique

I’m liking this idea

Puts in membership request form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've even had one for years

They’re good for men too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Have you pulled any rabbits out yer flute yet?

Nah just a couple of rats "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Why why Delilah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

The wand clique

I’m liking this idea

Puts in membership request form

Accepted

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

The day they can make a car purr is the day I'll worry

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I've even had one for years

Finally he comes out

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By *izzpopperMan
over a year ago

lewisham

I've heard ladies rave about them

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By *izzpopperMan
over a year ago

lewisham

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

We don't have time to eat jarred foods anymore. "

Nobody like jam........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

We don't have time to eat jarred foods anymore.

Nobody like jam........"

Can get squeezy jam now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sorry guys. Obsolete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

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By *izzpopperMan
over a year ago

lewisham

"Hang on, you still want me for opening jars, right?

We don't have time to eat jarred foods anymore.

Nobody like jam........

Can get squeezy jam now

Squeeze jam, never heard such blasphemy

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've even had one for years

Finally he comes out

You're a knob at times

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I've even had one for years

Finally he comes out

You're a knob at times

So that's why you like me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Welcome. Welcome Nora. May your time here with us wandees be ever orgasmic.

Why thank you. Ooooh is there a special club? Where we can all play with our wands together

The wand clique

I’m liking this idea

Puts in membership request form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle."

Haha. Most are. Some aren’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

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By *antrelWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham/Cardiff

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle.

Haha. Most are. Some aren’t

Let’s just keep the ones that are really good at kissing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

Wow. Just cost me £50 for this one! Ffs! Is it worth it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle.

Haha. Most are. Some aren’t

Let’s just keep the ones that are really good at kissing

Oh yes definitely! Not many exceptional ones of those either really.

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

Wow. Just cost me £50 for this one! Ffs! Is it worth it ?

No idea I gave it away.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

Wow. Just cost me £50 for this one! Ffs! Is it worth it ?

Made in Cornwall. I have one in the naughty draw in case of emergencies.... you can get a gold plated one for £1000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

Wow. Just cost me £50 for this one! Ffs! Is it worth it ?

Made in Cornwall. I have one in the naughty draw in case of emergencies.... you can get a gold plated one for £1000"

Oh well I’ll get that one then!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle.

Haha. Most are. Some aren’t

I'm a budding hermit

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I replaced my trusty wand recently and it's not as powerful

Bring on my birthday and I can justify treating myself to a Doxy

What is this doxy you all talk of?

Cost you 90 quid to find out

Wow. Just cost me £50 for this one! Ffs! Is it worth it ?

Made in Cornwall. I have one in the naughty draw in case of emergencies.... you can get a gold plated one for £1000

Oh well I’ll get that one then! "

It comes in a walnut wood case

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Wands have been around for years, I assumed that every woman had one.

The new rechargeable ones seem to be a more practical solution than the original Hitachi magic wand which was mains operated albeit with a long lead and as this had to come from America were 110 volt so required a transformer. Attachments soon became available which then turned this humble massager into the sex toy it is today.

My original imported Hitachi is still going strong after 15 years of use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the mains one amazzzing lol and a little re chargeable one for my handbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the mains one amazzzing lol and a little re chargeable one for my handbag "

Yeah mines a mains one. I think I need a travel one too

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've heard they make men obsolete.

Not surprised! Thinking of leaving fab. I’ve finally found what I want!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew what a wand was until I joined here. Now they're like my worst enemy.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've even had one for years

Finally he comes out

You're a knob at times

So that's why you like me

So when are you doing your Philip Schofield

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Don't get wandfatigue - rookie mistake that happens often.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never knew what a wand was until I joined here. Now they're like my worst enemy.

Try one they could become your best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one and I’m really not blown away by it. I prefer my rabbi l

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I have one and I’m really not blown away by it. I prefer my rabbi l

What? You have a Hebrew teacher especially for this type of thing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm perusing Lovehoney and wondering which Doxy wand to buy? The butt plugs look good too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Good lord Nora, how has it taken you so long?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Put it this way, I'm glad we've got solar panels or the electric bill would be high due to my wand usage

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Sorry guys. Obsolete

Can be fun together though on the odd occasion. I may not totally give men up. I’ll see

I like men but they're such hassle.

Haha. Most are. Some aren’t

Let’s just keep the ones that are really good at kissing

*raises hand* I am a very good kisser

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

"I've even had one for years

Finally he comes out

You're a knob at times

So that's why you like me

So when are you doing your Philip Schofield

I'm just waiting for you my love

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

O.K. so all you females are all excited about getting a wand and thus making us men obsolete.

Just one question:-

Who is going to do the cleaning up?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

You can wave it all you want but it can't kiss you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not got one

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By *aughtierthanyourealiseMan
over a year ago

Widnes

A magic wand for when the football is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that a toy is giving you more enjoyment than men clearly indicates you just need to make better choices with the 'men' side of things..

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By *aughtierthanyourealiseMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I have one and I’m really not blown away by it. I prefer my rabbi l

Sounds religious

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The fact that a toy is giving you more enjoyment than men clearly indicates you just need to make better choices with the 'men' side of things..

To be fair, a man holding the wand is good fun.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"O.K. so all you females are all excited about getting a wand and thus making us men obsolete.

Just one question:-

Who is going to do the cleaning up?"

Me, same as I always did.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

"The fact that a toy is giving you more enjoyment than men clearly indicates you just need to make better choices with the 'men' side of things..

To be fair, a man holding the wand is good fun. "

Especially if you can restrain the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't get wandfatigue - rookie mistake that happens often.

What is wand fatigue?

I was just given a mini-one .. It is a bit noisy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fact that a toy is giving you more enjoyment than men clearly indicates you just need to make better choices with the 'men' side of things..

Ahhhh!!!! Appreciate the advice

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've heard they make men obsolete."

My one is good isn't it? X

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"I've heard they make men obsolete.

Not surprised! Thinking of leaving fab. I’ve finally found what I want!!

Are but bet a wand can't take your bins out

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Did it take me so long to invest in a wand?!!!!

Better late than never they say

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've heard they make men obsolete.

Not surprised! Thinking of leaving fab. I’ve finally found what I want!!

Are but bet a wand can't take your bins out

I do that too. DIY, bins... I'm not even scared of spiders

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Is it an investment? Do they increase in value over time?

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By *aughtierthanyourealiseMan
over a year ago

Widnes

If I hold a wand I look like a wizard

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