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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like soooo bad. I want it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like soooo bad. I want it. "

What is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?"

This, I want to know too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's okay. Google told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too! They’re so nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car. "

It’s a really nice car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d not be able to,park that where I live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car. "

Alright, calm down Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good choice. Looks nice

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car.

It’s a really nice car "

Meh ..... it's demographic market is BOY / GIRL racers really. Not nice grannie tootlers......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had that money to throw at a car I’d be looking at Tesla model 3 PD100

The model x is quite a bit more expensive

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car.

Alright, calm down Granny

I have! I thought it was something exciting and fun ...... fucking car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like soooo bad. I want it.

What is it ?

This, I want to know too

It's a fucking car.

A car.

It’s a really nice car

Meh ..... it's demographic market is BOY / GIRL racers really. Not nice grannie tootlers......

It’s an suv?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

D."

I so want one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my god I remember having one of those Tigra convertibles when they first came out, had to hold your finger on the boot button for it to close, people used to try and slam it shut and I’d be like noooo, then standing there like a dick with your finger on the button!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance "

Very apt.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I so want one of those "

So do I but I fear it will be with me the sensor stops working and I’m left at the back of the car doing the moonwalk trying to open it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh my god I remember having one of those Tigra convertibles when they first came out, had to hold your finger on the boot button for it to close, people used to try and slam it shut and I’d be like noooo, then standing there like a dick with your finger on the button!"

I always wanted a Tigra. Something about the aesthetic.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I do it now with the button on the boot!

it’s definitely quicker to just shit it

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

I've driven a few of them at work and they really aren't all they're hyped up to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The company I work used to do all the customer feedback for Jaguar Land Rover.....don't buy one was the bottom line

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I do it now with the button on the boot!

it’s definitely quicker to just shut* it

D."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance "

Said many a fabber the morning after.

Not about you obviously

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The company I work used to do all the customer feedback for Jaguar Land Rover.....don't buy one was the bottom line"

Hmmm I just read a write up after a test drive and though the specs leave me mystified their bottom line was , 'late in production and poorly put together with tick tacky breaks and a poor interior for a £75K car' ....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Like soooo bad. I want it. "

Unreliable. Get an Audi instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance "

This sounds like my first verification

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance

Said many a fabber the morning after.

Not about you obviously

You provably need a test drive, just to confirm that

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

The best way to deal with wanting something is buying it.

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By *rontmanMan
over a year ago

Derby and often London

I personally love all the latest Jag range, I have an XE which is stunning (when clean) even considering upgrading to a V6 version, or go all out and get an F-Type

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

In case anyone from Jaguar is reading. It's a lovely vehicle and I'd gladly take one off your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just about afford a bus ticket

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I can just about afford a bus ticket

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I love my Jaguar xk8 convertible. Had it new in 2003, beautiful car to drive

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

A lot of cars tend to look the same these days. We have a Astra hatchback and it looks like many other cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’sreally not that great to drive. Style over substance

Said many a fabber the morning after.

Not about you obviously

You provably need a test drive, just to confirm that

What a jolly idea. Shall I start the engine and slide it into 1st?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A lot of cars tend to look the same these days. We have a Astra hatchback and it looks like many other cars

I thought that when I looked at the Jag SUV ..... I thought it looks like the French and Italian cars we all used to hate the shape of.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"A lot of cars tend to look the same these days. We have a Astra hatchback and it looks like many other cars

I thought that when I looked at the Jag SUV ..... I thought it looks like the French and Italian cars we all used to hate the shape of."

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"The best way to deal with wanting something is buying it. "

Is Jason Mamoa for sale?

I’ve £10.99 in the bank and £10 in my purse. I’m praying he’s going cheap (cheep cheep).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can just about afford a bus ticket

I’m with you there

, we can dream though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Each to their own though. Ours is a classic looking car, you can definitely see it is a jag, bearing in mind though, we are old ourselves, so tend to appreciate older things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like soooo bad. I want it. "

Lovely, you get that, I’m waiting for my F type coupe R for next year, we’ll meet and compare

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By *abfella69Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I like simplifying my life so I don't have any hassle or problems the answer to this is don't buy a Jaguar everyone i know who has had one moans about them.

I drive a Mercedes Benz just under 10 grand fantastic car looks good no problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run "

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

Do you get a free F Type?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve had one. Extreme fun to drive, costly on the juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street. "

There’s a P1 in my street that makes the road shake when it drives off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street.

There’s a P1 in my street that makes the road shake when it drives off "

McLaren?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street.

There’s a P1 in my street that makes the road shake when it drives off

McLaren?

That’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street. "

Life’s too short, get one! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I've just the perfect set of golf clubs for one of those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T5 Sportline is all I want to be happy in life when it comes to cars!!

Not sure I could get back in a car once I’ve sold the 3 series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous arnt they.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street.

Life’s too short, get one! X"

I don’t have 75 grand spare though

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

What a load of bull£&@“ they don’t cost £1800 to make and they certainly don’t retail at £75K. Your lucky to get one for around the £114K mark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from the £70k price tag, it has a 5 litre, super charged petrol engine...it would cost a fortune to run

I know, sounds fucking lush though. There’s one in my street.

There’s a P1 in my street that makes the road shake when it drives off

McLaren?

That’s the one "

Is it Male owner, wonder if he’d let me have a ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish"

Not rubbish at all, worked their for 10 years, it's not even something that's secret. Every year they have town hall meetings for all employees and they quote the build costs and tell everybody they need to be more competitive and get costs down closer to our german competitors. The figures quoted where correct as of 2018.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Gorgeous arnt they.

You mean you don't prefer a Ford Escort mk1?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish

So it’s only got £1,800 worth of metal and leather and plastic and glass and whatever else is in there to make?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gorgeous arnt they.

You mean you don't prefer a Ford Escort mk1?!

I love an mk1 escort. But then if I had the money I’d buy myself a Lancia Delta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish"

Absolutely rubbish. Ive worked within the car industry, the certain brand i worked for 46 units per hour rolled off production line.

£28 per hour for each of the 1300 staff that were online at any one time (not including management) £28x1300=£36,400 ÷ 46= £790 per unit in assembly manhour costs alone then add parts cost engine build cost, transport costs, wiring harness build costs, interior trim costs... so on and so on

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

D."

I can do that with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gorgeous arnt they.

You mean you don't prefer a Ford Escort mk1?!

Ooooh well i do have a blue oval 80s fetish... i could do with a 80s timewarped Catherine Bach to accompany me to south end sea front next saturday, first class travel beside me in a timewarp condition mk3 series one escort rs turbo... we can even pop through the golden arches for a double cheeseburger if you wish

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish

Does that include labour/ overheads?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

It isn't a jag though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough. "

Aah got ya! Great idea

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough.I have found out that the other side of your front door is not a good idea to have your keys as it can be opened.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough.I have found out that the other side of your front door is not a good idea to have your keys as it can be opened.

"
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Gosh!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

I would probably use it even if my hands were free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are nice like but not my thing, I'd rather wait on the new Defender of go for a Signature Vogue

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough.I have found out that the other side of your front door is not a good idea to have your keys as it can be opened.

Gosh!"

They are now in a metal tin

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

I would probably use it even if my hands were free

D."

hahaha Yes, Mr R does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cost to make £1800, cost to customer £75000.

On the flip side BMW and Merc build costs are only £1350 per unit.

Rubbish

Utter crap, costs more than that in labour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was alongside a Tesla today at a set of lights.

Man those things can shift!

Took off like a bat out of hell!

Not a big fan of the models currently on offer, but they certainly appeal to me in terms of performance.

Now if I could just get something with that technology that resembles a 2002 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am WS6.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Really nice car

I have a button to open my boot and I feel super posh with it

but with them I’m sure you can just wave your foot under the rear of the car (like if you have shopping in both hands) and the boot opens! That is super posh!

I can do that with mine

Can anyone wave their foot and open the boot, I've always wondered

Yes , but the keys would have to be near enough.I have found out that the other side of your front door is not a good idea to have your keys as it can be opened.

Gosh!

They are now in a metal tin

Good idea!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

What’s S U V? Suck unilateral vaginas ?

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