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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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All hail the big yellow one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's just jinxed it then , you watch it will bugger off now

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think it has gone away now.

I've not seen it in about a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the alian shield so u cant see em creep up on u lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

*Giggles*...op stop being silly, just get your kit off and embrace it.

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By *_and_MCouple
over a year ago

kings lynn

I have a line full of washing out and a big grin on my face....god I must get a life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send it this way please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Giggles*...op stop being silly, just get your kit off and embrace it. "

My customers get a bit funny when I go "nuts out" in their houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me? "

Have you been bitten in the neck area recently?

Have you stopped noticing yourself in the mirror?

Do you find it offensive when someone offers you a slice of garlic bread?

Do you look at women and have the urge to give them one of your 'special love hickeys'?

Do you have a dislike of religious symbology?

If all of the above are true, I believe this may explain your sudden aversion to sunlight. If you would like to know more, please allow me to explain over a nice 'steak' dinner for one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?

Have you been bitten in the neck area recently?

Have you stopped noticing yourself in the mirror?

Do you find it offensive when someone offers you a slice of garlic bread?

Do you look at women and have the urge to give them one of your 'special love hickeys'?

Do you have a dislike of religious symbology?

If all of the above are true, I believe this may explain your sudden aversion to sunlight. If you would like to know more, please allow me to explain over a nice 'steak' dinner for one.

"

I must only be half way through the transformation as I've not turned too ash yet, but the sunrise this morning did want to make me hide away in a dark place.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me? "

slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...

*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*

Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?

slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...

*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*

Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any "

It's true, we are all born again virgins and come to the FAB forum's to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?

slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...

*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*

Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any "

Tell me about it. My hymen grew back...and Im a bloke!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"There seems too be a big ball of fire in the sky that hurts my eyes, and burns my skin. I fear it. I've tried chucking rocks and shout at it but it will not go. Can anyone help me?

slaughter a virgin...hmmm we may have a problem...

*jem goes to consult the big book of oracles*

Its ok, apparently if you cant find a virgin a single male off fab will do, since they all claim not to be getting any

Tell me about it. My hymen grew back...and Im a bloke!

"

Feckin blokes impersonating girls again...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

hey i saw that big ball of fire, ohh its gone again. damn. the gods are trying to blow dry the land me thinks.

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