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"This maybe somewhat controversial but I never understood the myth of a tight pussy. Having experienced it I’d much prefer a woman who is more “relaxed”" a tight pussy or dry can be just as bad as the opposite, as I say its finding the perfect fit for both partners | |||
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " I dint think you can measure but broadly split into two camps those with kids/natural childbirth and those without or c section births. Beyond that it’s just amount of external flesh. I’ve probably simplified it a bit | |||
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"How do you measure? Mrs" Fill with water until it can take no more then measure how much water Measured in litre capacity not inches  | |||
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"Well I was seeing a guy for around 5 months and don’t think I racked up more than 10 minutes worth of penetrative sex with him. Ok granted he was a lot younger than me and I was his childhood crush so in a Jimmy Saville way I was making his dreams come true, but the poor bastard never made me cum once and I can usually cum QUICK. He said I had a nice tight fanny. Won’t be like fucking a dying mans handshake with me boys "Sold! | |||
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"Well I was seeing a guy for around 5 months and don’t think I racked up more than 10 minutes worth of penetrative sex with him. Ok granted he was a lot younger than me and I was his childhood crush so in a Jimmy Saville way I was making his dreams come true, but the poor bastard never made me cum once and I can usually cum QUICK. He said I had a nice tight fanny. Won’t be like fucking a dying mans handshake with me boys " | |||
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " Some feel looser than others I guess. | |||
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"Well I was seeing a guy for around 5 months and don’t think I racked up more than 10 minutes worth of penetrative sex with him. Ok granted he was a lot younger than me and I was his childhood crush so in a Jimmy Saville way I was making his dreams come true, but the poor bastard never made me cum once and I can usually cum QUICK. He said I had a nice tight fanny. Won’t be like fucking a dying mans handshake with me boys "I love you | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide "I think I had a moment there *wince* | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide "Pelvic floor exercises are everyone's friend  | |||
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"No one wants to feel like it’s putting a hose in a bucket. Not the hose owner or the bucket one.... "who sang that song..... "Making love to the Mersey Tunnel, with a sausage have you ever"
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"How would a man know till the get there,same as a mans bits how would we Ladies know till those boxers are oft. Oh my what some sights I've seen.... "Penis size is easy though, all those dick pics you're sent with the sky remote or Lynx can | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide "Love that .... very happy to be held hostage.... are you a Pilates expert  | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
"Sorry, lynx cans and sky remotes don't really turn me on, wouldn't want to give you a false impression | |||
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"How would a man know till the get there,same as a mans bits how would we Ladies know till those boxers are oft. Oh my what some sights I've seen....
Penis size is easy though, all those dick pics you're sent with the sky remote or Lynx can "Really | |||
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"How would a man know till the get there,same as a mans bits how would we Ladies know till those boxers are oft. Oh my what some sights I've seen....
Penis size is easy though, all those dick pics you're sent with the sky remote or Lynx can "Really | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
Sorry, lynx cans and sky remotes don't really turn me on, wouldn't want to give you a false impression "Champagne bottle maybe ... the label obviously showing how discerning the sender is | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
Sorry, lynx cans and sky remotes don't really turn me on, wouldn't want to give you a false impression
Champagne bottle maybe ... the label obviously showing how discerning the sender is "Hmmm, I do like champagne | |||
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " Do you get the aroma of fresh coffee as well? | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
Sorry, lynx cans and sky remotes don't really turn me on, wouldn't want to give you a false impression
Champagne bottle maybe ... the label obviously showing how discerning the sender is
Hmmm, I do like champagne "See ... magnum Lambrini ... perhaps not Standard Verve Clique ... oh hello ... you'll do | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
"Don't fancy the clean up of a sky remote after that!!!! | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
Don't fancy the clean up of a sky remote after that!!!! "Cleaning? That's a girl thing anyway isn't it? | |||
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"Maybe ladies should start sending random vag pics with a sky remote or Lynx can inserted to give the guys a chance to judge whether they'll rattle around like a pea in a bucket or not?
Don't fancy the clean up of a sky remote after that!!!!
Cleaning? That's a girl thing anyway isn't it? "Domestic goddess I am not | |||
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"Why are men so clueless about vaginas and vulvas ? Stop bragging about how tight a girl was,all women hear is "I couldn't get her turned on". Shortened cervix is a thing. Some vaginas don't go very far back so can't accommodate much. If it's easy for a guy to slide on in, well done! She's aroused and you did your job. Vaginas widen when females are aroused. Tight = do better. A vulva is the whole thing, lips and clit. A vagina is a hole, it doesn't have lips. A woman can train her pelvic floor muscles to gain stronger orgasms and make it more pleasurable for both. Having a vaginal birth doesn't make you slack. I've had 3 vaginal births and check the pics, it's not a wizards sleeve. You can tell if a woman had a vaginal delivery or csection but only in one way, she has a scar along her panty line." Its not neccessarily true that it means you're not aroused. While I don't believe that any are vastly tighter or looser than others, I do think some are more reluctant to loosen up no matter how aroused the owner is. I know for myself I've been really aroused and really wet but sex has still felt uncomfortable if they're particularly girthy. I've never enjoyed the feeling of being very stretched and if someone's cock is thick it limits the amount of time I can comfortably have sex with them for. It's incredibly frustrating and why I have a preference for average size cocks over well endowed. I also tend to buy slimmer sex toys. I know a few other women who have the same problem. One also has endometriosis like I do which I guess could be a contributing factor but the others don't so it could just be a coincidence. Different people do have different levels of skin elasticity, this is why some people are more prone to stretch marks than others. I have tonnes of them so I am curious if it's something to do with that maybe. | |||
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"Isn't it all down to proportions? I'm 5'7 and slim If I sleep with a woman who is 6'5 and 36 stone theres going to be a difference. Why I like small women
"Based on that theory taller/bigger men should all have bigger dicks. That is definitely not the case. | |||
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"Why are men so clueless about vaginas and vulvas ? Stop bragging about how tight a girl was,all women hear is "I couldn't get her turned on". Shortened cervix is a thing. Some vaginas don't go very far back so can't accommodate much. If it's easy for a guy to slide on in, well done! She's aroused and you did your job. Vaginas widen when females are aroused. Tight = do better. A vulva is the whole thing, lips and clit. A vagina is a hole, it doesn't have lips. A woman can train her pelvic floor muscles to gain stronger orgasms and make it more pleasurable for both. Having a vaginal birth doesn't make you slack. I've had 3 vaginal births and check the pics, it's not a wizards sleeve. You can tell if a woman had a vaginal delivery or csection but only in one way, she has a scar along her panty line." I love this so much! Thank you for saying what I couldn't put into words! | |||
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " That made me laugh .....a lot | |||
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"i won't worry about it until it needs it's own bed " You are easily the funniest woman I've seen on these forums. Keep it up la x | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide
Pelvic floor exercises are everyone's friend "Amazing! Kegels are good for both boys and girls. I've only experienced something kinda similar only once. I did once visit Amsterdam's famous Banana Bar. Those girls have amazing control. One was able to push and pull a dildo in and out of her vagina! Don't think I'd ever tire of watching that! | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide
Pelvic floor exercises are everyone's friend
Amazing!
Kegels are good for both boys and girls.
I've only experienced something kinda similar only once.
I did once visit Amsterdam's famous Banana Bar. Those girls have amazing control. One was able to push and pull a dildo in and out of her vagina!
Don't think I'd ever tire of watching that!
"I am just picturing a gym for penis and vagina improvement. Tiny weights n whatnot.... | |||
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"Why are men so clueless about vaginas and vulvas ? Stop bragging about how tight a girl was,all women hear is "I couldn't get her turned on". Shortened cervix is a thing. Some vaginas don't go very far back so can't accommodate much. If it's easy for a guy to slide on in, well done! She's aroused and you did your job. Vaginas widen when females are aroused. Tight = do better. A vulva is the whole thing, lips and clit. A vagina is a hole, it doesn't have lips. A woman can train her pelvic floor muscles to gain stronger orgasms and make it more pleasurable for both. Having a vaginal birth doesn't make you slack. I've had 3 vaginal births and check the pics, it's not a wizards sleeve. You can tell if a woman had a vaginal delivery or csection but only in one way, she has a scar along her panty line. Its not neccessarily true that it means you're not aroused. While I don't believe that any are vastly tighter or looser than others, I do think some are more reluctant to loosen up no matter how aroused the owner is. I know for myself I've been really aroused and really wet but sex has still felt uncomfortable if they're particularly girthy. I've never enjoyed the feeling of being very stretched and if someone's cock is thick it limits the amount of time I can comfortably have sex with them for. It's incredibly frustrating and why I have a preference for average size cocks over well endowed. I also tend to buy slimmer sex toys. I know a few other women who have the same problem. One also has endometriosis like I do which I guess could be a contributing factor but the others don't so it could just be a coincidence. Different people do have different levels of skin elasticity, this is why some people are more prone to stretch marks than others. I have tonnes of them so I am curious if it's something to do with that maybe." That's why we have finger and tongues | |||
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"Pelvic floor exercises are everyone's friend
Amazing!
Kegels are good for both boys and girls.
I am just picturing a gym for penis and vagina improvement.
Tiny weights n whatnot...."Tiny!?! You can hang a wet duffle coat on this!
Definitely, need some ping pong balls. And maybe some eye goggles.
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " I dont believe that for 1 minute.. years indeed | |||
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"How do you measure? Mrs Fill with water until it can take no more then measure how much water Measured in litre capacity not inches "Do I need to stand on my head for it? Mrs | |||
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"How exactly do you measure a fanny though? Mine is seriously underused cos I go months even years without sex, every time I get a guy in there it’s like breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee. " Get yourself to mine and I'll keep you open for business 24/7 x | |||
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"All about the pelvic floor. I can clamp it so tight they can’t remove it till I decide
Pelvic floor exercises are everyone's friend
Amazing!
Kegels are good for both boys and girls.
I've only experienced something kinda similar only once.
I did once visit Amsterdam's famous Banana Bar. Those girls have amazing control. One was able to push and pull a dildo in and out of her vagina!
Don't think I'd ever tire of watching that!
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"Why are men so clueless about vaginas and vulvas ? Stop bragging about how tight a girl was,all women hear is "I couldn't get her turned on". Shortened cervix is a thing. Some vaginas don't go very far back so can't accommodate much. If it's easy for a guy to slide on in, well done! She's aroused and you did your job. Vaginas widen when females are aroused. Tight = do better. A vulva is the whole thing, lips and clit. A vagina is a hole, it doesn't have lips. A woman can train her pelvic floor muscles to gain stronger orgasms and make it more pleasurable for both. Having a vaginal birth doesn't make you slack. I've had 3 vaginal births and check the pics, it's not a wizards sleeve. You can tell if a woman had a vaginal delivery or csection but only in one way, she has a scar along her panty line. Its not neccessarily true that it means you're not aroused. While I don't believe that any are vastly tighter or looser than others, I do think some are more reluctant to loosen up no matter how aroused the owner is. I know for myself I've been really aroused and really wet but sex has still felt uncomfortable if they're particularly girthy. I've never enjoyed the feeling of being very stretched and if someone's cock is thick it limits the amount of time I can comfortably have sex with them for. It's incredibly frustrating and why I have a preference for average size cocks over well endowed. I also tend to buy slimmer sex toys. I know a few other women who have the same problem. One also has endometriosis like I do which I guess could be a contributing factor but the others don't so it could just be a coincidence. Different people do have different levels of skin elasticity, this is why some people are more prone to stretch marks than others. I have tonnes of them so I am curious if it's something to do with that maybe." There are significant differences in tightness, although most women I've been with fall within a similar range there are outliers at either extreme. It's not just about tightness though, some people just fit together well and others don't. There's only one way to find out
Fwiw as I'm average in size I like a fairly tight one or a woman that likes it up the bum, I'm not fussy which. | |||
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"How do you measure? Mrs" Kneel down adjacent to said vagina and move close to the 'entrance' then shout loudly... count the number of seconds until you hear the echo Roughly speaking 1-3 seconds equals small 3-6 seconds equals medium size and over 7 seconds is large. If you have counted to more than 15 step back and tie a rope around your waist having previously secured it to something very heavy. | |||
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"To be fair I've never been bothered about the size more the sound... I always try and avoid ladies with noisy fannies. I live with my mum and our bedrooms are adjacent so if I'm banging the livers out of some bird the last thing I want is her fanny farts waking my mum up ." Mine just emits a blood curdling scream. Is that ok? | |||
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"Why are men so clueless about vaginas and vulvas ? Stop bragging about how tight a girl was,all women hear is "I couldn't get her turned on". Shortened cervix is a thing. Some vaginas don't go very far back so can't accommodate much. If it's easy for a guy to slide on in, well done! She's aroused and you did your job. Vaginas widen when females are aroused. Tight = do better. A vulva is the whole thing, lips and clit. A vagina is a hole, it doesn't have lips. A woman can train her pelvic floor muscles to gain stronger orgasms and make it more pleasurable for both. Having a vaginal birth doesn't make you slack. I've had 3 vaginal births and check the pics, it's not a wizards sleeve. You can tell if a woman had a vaginal delivery or csection but only in one way, she has a scar along her panty line. Its not neccessarily true that it means you're not aroused. While I don't believe that any are vastly tighter or looser than others, I do think some are more reluctant to loosen up no matter how aroused the owner is. I know for myself I've been really aroused and really wet but sex has still felt uncomfortable if they're particularly girthy. I've never enjoyed the feeling of being very stretched and if someone's cock is thick it limits the amount of time I can comfortably have sex with them for. It's incredibly frustrating and why I have a preference for average size cocks over well endowed. I also tend to buy slimmer sex toys. I know a few other women who have the same problem. One also has endometriosis like I do which I guess could be a contributing factor but the others don't so it could just be a coincidence. Different people do have different levels of skin elasticity, this is why some people are more prone to stretch marks than others. I have tonnes of them so I am curious if it's something to do with that maybe. There are significant differences in tightness, although most women I've been with fall within a similar range there are outliers at either extreme. It's not just about tightness though, some people just fit together well and others don't. There's only one way to find out
Fwiw as I'm average in size I like a fairly tight one or a woman that likes it up the bum, I'm not fussy which."I definitely know what you mean about some just fitting together well! When I find one I want to keep their penis. In fact my friends still mock me for how sad I was at the loss of such a good fitting penis when I split up with a guy a couple of years ago. | |||
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