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"Does it need to be untasted on your return?" Yes, it’s my cake ![]() | |||
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"How big is it. What sort cake is it ?" It’s a BIG cake, and it’s the nice sort ![]() | |||
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"Does it need to be untasted on your return? Yes, it’s my cake ![]() You could share it ... | |||
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"Does it need to be untasted on your return? Yes, it’s my cake ![]() OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back ![]() | |||
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"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you ![]() OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free ![]() | |||
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"Does it need to be untasted on your return? Yes, it’s my cake ![]() ![]() In that case, aye, I'll cake sit for you. | |||
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"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you ![]() ![]() Look after your own cake, tweaking one nipple doesn’t do it for me ![]() | |||
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"Is it creamy or detailed? ![]() ![]() It is detailed and has a creamy centre ![]() | |||
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"Does it need to be untasted on your return? Yes, it’s my cake ![]() ![]() ![]() You never are ![]() | |||
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"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you ![]() ![]() ![]() I can only tweak one if that’s all you’ve got ![]() | |||
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"What time does the cake have to be in bed ?" Usually before it turns ![]() | |||
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?" It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this a splooshing thread? ![]() You CANNOT splosh with my cake. You can however splosh with me ![]() | |||
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"Is this a splooshing thread? ![]() ![]() What flavour? ![]() | |||
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"Is this a splooshing thread? ![]() ![]() ![]() Human juices flavour ![]() | |||
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"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake " You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL ![]() ![]() | |||
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"£3.50 would get me a big punnet of strawberries. I'll do it. I'll leave the cake alone for strawberries. " I maybe 3 to 4 hours so you could end up with 4 punnets ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend? It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake ![]() ![]() Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle | |||
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend? It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake ![]() ![]() Devils Food Cake, Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake! ![]() | |||
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend? It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah but it’s good burning the calories off ![]() | |||
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"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend? It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I might be able to help with that! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL ![]() ![]() I just wanted to use my dad's joke but you didn't get it! ![]() | |||
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"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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