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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m off out for a bit and need someone to look after my cake. Is anyone free to keep their eye on it. I pay £3.50 an hour. TIA

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Does it need to be untasted on your return?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

How big is it. What sort cake is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?"

Yes, it’s my cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big is it. What sort cake is it ?"

It’s a BIG cake, and it’s the nice sort

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?

Yes, it’s my cake "

You could share it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?

Yes, it’s my cake

You could share it ..."

OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Is it creamy or detailed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perfect as really not that keen on cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you "

OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?

Yes, it’s my cake

You could share it ...

OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back "

In that case, aye, I'll cake sit for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you

OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free "

Look after your own cake, tweaking one nipple doesn’t do it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it creamy or detailed? "

It is detailed and has a creamy centre

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?

Yes, it’s my cake

You could share it ...

OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back

In that case, aye, I'll cake sit for you. "

I won’t be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it need to be untasted on your return?

Yes, it’s my cake

You could share it ...

OK, I’ll knock as slice off when I get back

In that case, aye, I'll cake sit for you.

I won’t be long "

You never are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£3.50 an hour. You tight arse you

OK, I’ll throw in a tweak of the nipple for free

Look after your own cake, tweaking one nipple doesn’t do it for me "

I can only tweak one if that’s all you’ve got

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What time does the cake have to be in bed ?

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a splooshing thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What time does the cake have to be in bed ?"

Usually before it turns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?"

It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a splooshing thread? "

You CANNOT splosh with my cake.

You can however splosh with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a splooshing thread?

You CANNOT splosh with my cake.

You can however splosh with me "

What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a splooshing thread?

You CANNOT splosh with my cake.

You can however splosh with me

What flavour? "

Human juices flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.50 would get me a big punnet of strawberries. I'll do it. I'll leave the cake alone for strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake "

You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£3.50 would get me a big punnet of strawberries. I'll do it. I'll leave the cake alone for strawberries. "

I maybe 3 to 4 hours so you could end up with 4 punnets

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?

It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake "

Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?

It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake

Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle"

Devils Food Cake,

Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?

It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake

Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle

Devils Food Cake,

Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake! "

Yeah but it’s good burning the calories off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does the cake "always" watch TV til late on the weekend?

It’s into porn. It’s a bad cake

Theres no such thing as a bad cake - unless its lemon drizzle

Devils Food Cake,

Death by Chocolate, I rest my cake!

Yeah but it’s good burning the calories off "

I might be able to help with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake

You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL "

I just wanted to use my dad's joke but you didn't get it!

"I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll pay £4p/hr, but only because it's Madeira cake

You’ll pay me to mind it? DEAL

I just wanted to use my dad's joke but you didn't get it!

"I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake""

not bad but don’t give up your day job

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