FabSwingers.com forum: Teeth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I've got a social today with a woman I've been speaking to for a while.

Should I tell her I don't have any teeth? Is it a big issue? Her profile doesn't specifically say she's looking for someone with teeth.

If she complains I could report her for being a time waster

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always borrow my nan's.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Chance it I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont say it wear a vail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can always borrow my nan's.

I would but they gave me a massive overbite

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Bag on head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep your mouth closed. Or give her a good gumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you could be the strong, silent type until the lights are off?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve always said your bark is worse than your bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some of those candy teeth, she’ll never notice the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get some of those candy teeth, she’ll never notice the difference "
yeah het the 10 pence penny sweets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was thinking of putting tip ex on my gums, would this work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got some glow in the dark Halloween fangs, any good babes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick on some chewing gum chiglets and kill two birds with one stone. Glowing white smile and minty fresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got some glow in the dark Halloween fangs, any good babes?"

I've got nothing to attach them to, they just fall out

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I think you will be fine !! But what if turnes up with no teeth?? Your going to have some dribly kisses x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you will be fine !! But what if turnes up with no teeth?? Your going to have some dribly kisses x "

I don't mind other peoples saliva.

Better than kissing with chapped lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least he’ll have a comfy blow job off you x

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

Wear a surgical mask - just tell her your contagious

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Well at least he’ll have a comfy blow job off you x"

Gums on plums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well at least he’ll have a comfy blow job off you x"

HA! Gay joke

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

How do you manage to eat a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille PoF?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you manage to eat a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille PoF?..."

I dissolve it in coca cola first.

But to be fair, I've always done that.

Its how I lost my teeth in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d see the funny side of this if I’d not experienced a tooth rationed social

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Don’t worry sir; simply take to speaking to her in the manner footballers do; hand over mouth - it’s all the trend today

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By *heshire DilfMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wear false, and just style it out. Confidence will mask it.

Just make sure if you decide to snack on her kebab, you used plenty of fixadent before hand so you don't leave them still nibbling, while you've moved on to other activity.

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Forgive me if I don’t see anything funny about this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me if I don’t see anything funny about this thread"

Do you feel better you've told people you don't find this funny?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

You could get a Halloween or hanible lecter mask so that you don't scare her off !!!

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Forgive me if I don’t see anything funny about this thread

Do you feel better you've told people you don't find this funny?

I just feel that it’s in particularly bad taste but perhaps this is a sensitive subject for me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me if I don’t see anything funny about this thread

Do you feel better you've told people you don't find this funny?

I just feel that it’s in particularly bad taste but perhaps this is a sensitive subject for me... "

Perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I genuinly had a date with someone years ago who took his teeth out to eat

he was only 40

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'd suggest wearing a Donald Trump rubber mask thing. You can't go wrong doing that.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'd suggest wearing a Donald Trump rubber mask thing. You can't go wrong doing that. "

It still wouldn't make him look any better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a shame she didnt have teeth, apparently gummy women give amazing blow Jobs. My husband is always joking he cant wait for me to be gummy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth are optional for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of women date rugby, hockey players and none of those guys have teeth. "It's like French kissing a baby" (this is 40 movie quote).

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