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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Genius get rich quick schemes. What's yours?

I'm planning on starting a breeding program for specially trained coffee cherry eating red squirrels to create a new post-Brexit market for boutique British coffee to rival kopi luwak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genius get rich quick schemes. What's yours?

I'm planning on starting a breeding program for specially trained coffee cherry eating red squirrels to create a new post-Brexit market for boutique British coffee to rival kopi luwak.

A"

You'd need the migrant workers to sort through the squirrel shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some eu guy stole my idea to use all the waste plastics as new roads i need to start writing shit down

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Selling vintage custard Creams.

The 1997 vintage is tasting particularly good right now.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I was told of a 'scam' years ago before the net where a company traded as a sex aid company. The client ordered the product and the company cashed the checque. They then would inform the buyer by post that the item was no longer available and issue a new cheque as a complete refund. However, the cheque was embossed with the company name such as Sex Aids UK or something similar. The punter would often be too embarrassed to cash the checque at a bank till so they often went uncashed and the company had your money. I never worked out if this was a criminal offence

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Genius get rich quick schemes. What's yours?

I'm planning on starting a breeding program for specially trained coffee cherry eating red squirrels to create a new post-Brexit market for boutique British coffee to rival kopi luwak.

A

You'd need the migrant workers to sort through the squirrel shit."

I'm sure I can train some monkeys to do that. Not civet at ones though. They'd eat all the coffee cherries.

Maybe orangutans or silver back gorillas?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m selling all my bags for life

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I’m selling all my bags for life "

I'm questioning the whole 'bag for life' name. Usually last us a month or so and then we swap them for new ones.

Unless Asda have a sweat shop somewhere with elderly Asian seamstresses stitching the old ones back together.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m selling all my bags for life "

I am stock piling mine.

My idea is to have a reminder alert installed on all cars when you open the door, to remember said bags for life!

Every time! Well 90%!!

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I was told of a 'scam' years ago before the net where a company traded as a sex aid company. The client ordered the product and the company cashed the checque. They then would inform the buyer by post that the item was no longer available and issue a new cheque as a complete refund. However, the cheque was embossed with the company name such as Sex Aids UK or something similar. The punter would often be too embarrassed to cash the checque at a bank till so they often went uncashed and the company had your money. I never worked out if this was a criminal offence"

It's from 'lock stock and two smoking barrels'. They rejected the idea in favor of armed robbery as that seemed more likely to work.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m selling all my bags for life

I am stock piling mine.

My idea is to have a reminder alert installed on all cars when you open the door, to remember said bags for life!

Every time! Well 90%!!"

Good idea. What about those that don’t drive, shops on a whim rather than a set routine, thats why I’ve got so many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m selling all my bags for life

I'm questioning the whole 'bag for life' name. Usually last us a month or so and then we swap them for new ones.

Unless Asda have a sweat shop somewhere with elderly Asian seamstresses stitching the old ones back together.......

A"

It’s at best a controlled recycling scheme, although the bags I use last quite a bit longer than a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m relying on my son’s talents. My chances of making millions went when I joined Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was considering of setting up an exchange programme where couples on here could send their husband/wife/partner away to someone else for a week or 2 in exchange for someone elses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m selling all my bags for life

I am stock piling mine.

My idea is to have a reminder alert installed on all cars when you open the door, to remember said bags for life!

Every time! Well 90%!!"

Holy sh*t - you’re a genius!

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Here's another fast buck scheme from a movie....become a writer,you know what kind of writing pays the most?

Ransom notes.

(a million pounds for whoever's can tell me which movie.)

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London


"Here's another fast buck scheme from a movie....become a writer,you know what kind of writing pays the most?

Ransom notes.

(a million pounds for whoever's can tell me which movie.)"

Get Shorty according to Mr Google eyes

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Here's another fast buck scheme from a movie....become a writer,you know what kind of writing pays the most?

Ransom notes.

(a million pounds for whoever's can tell me which movie.)

Get Shorty according to Mr Google eyes"

Well done.

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London


"Here's another fast buck scheme from a movie....become a writer,you know what kind of writing pays the most?

Ransom notes.

(a million pounds for whoever's can tell me which movie.)

Get Shorty according to Mr Google eyes

Well done. "

We accept American Express

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

There's definitely a fortune waiting for whoever can invent portable holes....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I’m selling all my bags for life

I'm questioning the whole 'bag for life' name. Usually last us a month or so and then we swap them for new ones.

Unless Asda have a sweat shop somewhere with elderly Asian seamstresses stitching the old ones back together.......

A"

If you had a bag for life and it wore out, would you feel cheated or very very worried?

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