FabSwingers.com forum: I don’t like the profile above because (part two) ?

By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

You know the drill..

Be constructive and humorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because im jealous of your pink wigs

They are lovely and pinks my favourite colour so its not fair I dont have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because im jealous of your pink wigs

They are lovely and pinks my favourite colour so its not fair I dont have one

Because of the sparkly phone case, surely that just dumps glitter everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because im jealous of your pink wigs

They are lovely and pinks my favourite colour so its not fair I dont have one

Because of the sparkly phone case, surely that just dumps glitter everywhere. "

Strange photo cropping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because im jealous of your pink wigs

They are lovely and pinks my favourite colour so its not fair I dont have one

Because of the sparkly phone case, surely that just dumps glitter everywhere. "

Maybe i like getting covered in glitter lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

She travels almost as much as I do, and farther!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She travels almost as much as I do, and farther!

Of his location

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Because im jealous of your pink wigs

They are lovely and pinks my favourite colour so its not fair I dont have one

I’m not that far away I’ll pop it in lol

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"She travels almost as much as I do, and farther!

Of his location

Damm far to attractive

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"She travels almost as much as I do, and farther!

Of his location

Damm far to attractive"

Looks better in a red skirt than I do!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm not closer enough to follow you up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not closer enough to follow you up the stairs

Got to comment on Peachy's before me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not closer enough to follow you up the stairs

Has cake and I have no cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

She’s just too good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not closer enough to follow you up the stairs

Has cake and I have no cake

Has real boobs... mine live in a box under the bed

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Has a better body then me

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Lives In a horsebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those legs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The use of classic literature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The use of classic literature "

His bum is cracked!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"The use of classic literature

His bum is cracked! "

Because of those smoky eyes. When I attempt it I just end up looking like I've gone 10 rounds with Mike Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nut allergy

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I have a nut allergy "

Because I support Southampton

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Because she’s not yet on my hotlist

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Because she’s not yet on my hotlist"

because it's too bloody dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s not yet on my hotlist

because it's too bloody dark!"

Because they are not looking for tvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because gin brings back bad memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have children older than him

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"I have children older than him"

Because she gives me hives

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"I have children older than him

Because she gives me hives

Because of his location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he lives in a place that sounds like it should be in harry Potter

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she hasnt worked out that heels are for pointing at the ceiling not walking in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he lives in a place that sounds like it should be in harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx"

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

Because they are too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

Because they are too far away

Because I would be too busy admiring her tattoos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he has far too little body hair

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Has more underwear pics than I do

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x"

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Because he has far too little body hair

Because he's got a flat stomach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Because she hasnt worked out that heels are for pointing at the ceiling not walking in!"

That might have to be my next pic...

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs stopped me getting wet in the shower.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs don't get packed into a box at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she has better legs than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he has far too little body hair

Because he's got a flat stomach! "

I don't like the profile above as I fear the reaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has better legs than me "

She’s just too cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has better legs than me

She’s just too cute

She's just a bum.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs don't get packed into a box at night

Because she can pack her boobs away at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has better legs than me

She’s just too cute

She's just a bum."

Love it

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

She wears Mickey well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs don't get packed into a box at night

Because she can pack her boobs away at night

Because you have superior breasts. x

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs don't get packed into a box at night

Because she can pack her boobs away at night

Because she wants to lick my Strawberries and Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because those heels are amazing and I would never be able to walk in them x

Had a look (perv) at your pics...you look amazing

Because she can walk in heels and I can’t

Because her boobs don't get packed into a box at night

Because she can pack her boobs away at night

Because I'd have to warm my hands up to handle her books!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she has better legs than me

She’s just too cute

She's just a bum.

Love it

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Because she has better legs than me

She’s just too cute

She's just a bum.

Love it

I cant reach her from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His derriere is too appealing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"His derriere is too appealing "

She has far better boobs than me

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"His derriere is too appealing "

Because she's not meeting at the moment

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"His derriere is too appealing "

because she has much more sexier legs than I do xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I cannot see a black cat called Salem anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's miles away

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Because he's miles away "
her pics are to nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's too attractive

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Her lips are just too luscious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her body is too divine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s biting her own lip and not mine

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy "

Because both are too bloody far away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy "

Because she’d never be interested in me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x"

As he looks serious in a helmet lol

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x

As he looks serious in a helmet lol"

Because I'm not wife number 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x

As he looks serious in a helmet lol

Because I'm not wife number 6

It belongs to someone that is too far away from me

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x

As he looks serious in a helmet lol

Because I'm not wife number 6

It belongs to someone that is too far away from me

There's no zipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple there is only two pictures showing Mr in them. I think if your going to be a couple then show each other off equally.

Personal opinion only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x

As he looks serious in a helmet lol

Because I'm not wife number 6

Hahaha you can always try and see if be number 6 always on look out lmao

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because I'd be distracted by his tattoos

Because she’s distractingly sexy

Because she’d never be interested in me x

As he looks serious in a helmet lol

Because I'm not wife number 6

Hahaha you can always try and see if be number 6 always on look out lmao"

He only has 1 public pic x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

She visits clubs more than I do

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Too damned tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like bananas.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I don't like bananas. "

Too straight!

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

I’m in thanks

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

Too straight!"

Wearing far too many items of clothing

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like bananas. "

He looks cold

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

Lol I was warm reslly lol

Won’t friend me ??

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet. "

Because his dick looks like a banana

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana "

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

She thinks her boobs are more than a handful when she clearly hasn't seen the size of my hands.

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock "

Because his chest is too smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth"

Because her boobs are too lovely

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth

Because her boobs are too lovely "

Because she makes me flutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth

Because her boobs are too lovely "

Because she tempts me.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Because I want to watch

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth"

Ha ha I can’t grow hair on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I want to watch

What then?

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth"
because her boobs are so perfect

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth because her boobs are so perfect "

His chest is better than mine

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Because I want to watch

What then?

Wait until temptation gets too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"I don't like bananas.

He looks cold

She hasn’t seduced me yet.

Because his dick looks like a banana

I don't like tartan .. take it off.

He’s so far away

Because she’s not sucking my cock

Because his chest is too smooth because her boobs are so perfect

No way it’s not no where near better than yours x

His chest is better than mine

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate "

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx"

She'll have my eye out with those.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx"

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

She is not currently meeting so there is less than zero chance of getting her to meet me even as a guy

Damn! She's cute too and that makes it worse hahaa

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Because he just bypassed me and made me feel worthless

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!"

I actually love everything about his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

Not enough pictures!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

Because he's good looking

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

His profile

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

Because he's good looking

Because I don’t live in Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

Because he's good looking

There's spelling mistakes in the bio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they "cannot accommodate" xx

Because you can’t accommodate or travel , how does that work

I can accommodate and my profile says that just dont drive xxxx

Oh you got me I misread. Struggling now can’t find anything not to like....... because Rotherham isn’t in the East Midlands ? It’s the North

Because I love their pictures

Because it looks as though you've stolen my ripped jeans!

I actually love everything about his profile

Because he's good looking

There's spelling mistakes in the bio."

LOTS OF BOLD STUFF

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol "

Too far from me

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

She’s too nice

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much variety in photos. I just wanna see your boobs, damnit.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

It's the fake posh accent that lets the profile down...

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

She’s too nice

your just too sexy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

I'm jealous that she is in Palm Beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

She's 4300 miles away!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Shouldn't it be Lorraine911?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Shouldn't it be Lorraine911?"

His girth might set my minge on fire.. Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Meli’s boobs defy both gravity and common sense. I have seen both men and women h*pnotised by their sheer bouncibility

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Shouldn't it be Lorraine911?

His girth might set my minge on fire.. Ouch! "

...now I'm singing Kings of Leon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Meli’s boobs defy both gravity and common sense. I have seen both men and women h*pnotised by their sheer bouncibility

Because no where does it carry a health and safety warning, that this young ladies figure may cause palpitations!! Absolutely stunning!! xx

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Me n my monkey

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Because he’s super buff!!!

The bastard!!!

You look great mate

10 years older and in better shape than me... bastard.

Thanks mate I do try to keep fitness levels up I’ve been a sports man all my life and training keeps me sane lol

Too far from me

Having such poor taste in men. (Sorry Tea!

)

Meli's boobs are larger then mine .

Shouldn't it be Lorraine911?

His girth might set my minge on fire.. Ouch!

...now I'm singing Kings of Leon

Hes too far too!!

And _eli!!

I have great taste

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Too much variety in photos. I just wanna see your boobs, damnit.

Won't meet someone my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's always smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He rang me to meet him at the shops to show me his knob..... dirty bastard........ why didnt you show up lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"He's always smiling

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"He's always smiling

Hes hairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He rang me to meet him at the shops to show me his knob..... dirty bastard........ why didnt you show up lol "

I do hope that wasn't intended for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He rang me to meet him at the shops to show me his knob..... dirty bastard........ why didnt you show up lol

I do hope that wasn't intended for me

I am straight!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"He's always smiling

Hes hairy?

Too beautiful, AND not meeting

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He rang me to meet him at the shops to show me his knob..... dirty bastard........ why didnt you show up lol

I do hope that wasn't intended for me

Only because she has the wrong postcode.

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"He rang me to meet him at the shops to show me his knob..... dirty bastard........ why didnt you show up lol

I do hope that wasn't intended for me

Because your boobs are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His chest is nicer than mine

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Too far away

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"His chest is nicer than mine

Looks better in white jeans than I do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm yours is pretty cool tbf haha

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

The pixelation made me think I was having a stroke

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The pixelation made me think I was having a stroke "

Just to clarify, great pics though

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By *unguy_4_uMan
over a year ago

Kettering

because no single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pixelation made me think I was having a stroke "

White bread that pretends to be as good as brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm yours is pretty cool tbf haha "

because she’s got much bigger boobs than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me.

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By *unguy_4_uMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me."

is younger and more athletic than me

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me."

He's too fast even for my belt

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me."

I wish I was Supersonic GMF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me.

He's too fast even for my belt"

He’s always tied up

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Because she’s slow in replying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because she’s slow in replying

Takes fancier pictures than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me.

He's too fast even for my belt

He’s always tied up

Because I can’t fab her pics

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me.

He's too fast even for my belt

He’s always tied up

Because she makes me do things in welsh

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

"because no single men

Has far more Veri's than me.

He's too fast even for my belt

He’s always tied up

Because she doesn't dare to untie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too long my attention span isn’t great

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"His chest is nicer than mine

I’d swap my chest with you x

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