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"People Who just stopped dead in front of you while you're walking, feeeecking idiots !!!!" Hell yes - knobs Approved | |||
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 and saving lives and making more impact on people's lives | |||
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"Bra underwires poking out and stabbing you. Ouch! " Yeah that hurts, especially when they pierce through your skin! | |||
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"Bra underwires poking out and stabbing you. Ouch! " wouldn't know the feeling | |||
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"Bra underwires poking out and stabbing you. Ouch! Yeah that hurts, especially when they pierce through your skin!" Yes exactly! And for the money I pay for bras, they should have figured out a way to stop it happening by now! | |||
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"Developer wars The saga nears conclusion... Some of you may have noticed the lack of monkey presence over the last week or so ... some may not This is because ... drum roll ... we're in ... completed and moved in, albeit with some boxes scattered around .. But wait ... it's not all good news ... The back garden resembles the Somme ... I've not checked for any ordnance... apparently too wet to cut and lay turf ... hang on ... you've just turfed the verges this week ... what about the gardens so people can use them???? The power in the garage was just being completed as we moved in ... the mastic was still wet ... there was no power in the loft... or the cupboard for the fibre modem... no ... still no connection The electrics are on a plan ... why haven't you built to plan ... are there any other bits that's been missed??? There are the usual snags but ... now we're in, on site, their communication still blows chunks!! Slightly more tame than previous rants but they're still a bunch of bellwhackers as they make it seem they've never built a house before ... let alone a full estate!! Cockwombles!! Developer wars ... a monkey production" Yayyyyyyyyyy. Does *happy dance. Mixed bag there for sure. *But does it like your dad. | |||
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"Developer wars The saga nears conclusion... Some of you may have noticed the lack of monkey presence over the last week or so ... some may not This is because ... drum roll ... we're in ... completed and moved in, albeit with some boxes scattered around .. But wait ... it's not all good news ... The back garden resembles the Somme ... I've not checked for any ordnance... apparently too wet to cut and lay turf ... hang on ... you've just turfed the verges this week ... what about the gardens so people can use them???? The power in the garage was just being completed as we moved in ... the mastic was still wet ... there was no power in the loft... or the cupboard for the fibre modem... no ... still no connection The electrics are on a plan ... why haven't you built to plan ... are there any other bits that's been missed??? There are the usual snags but ... now we're in, on site, their communication still blows chunks!! Slightly more tame than previous rants but they're still a bunch of bellwhackers as they make it seem they've never built a house before ... let alone a full estate!! Cockwombles!! Developer wars ... a monkey production Yayyyyyyyyyy. Does *happy dance. Mixed bag there for sure. *But does it like your dad. " Oh we happy danced too... but they delayed so long and they were still finishing off last minute!! Arses!! | |||
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"Developer wars The saga nears conclusion... Some of you may have noticed the lack of monkey presence over the last week or so ... some may not This is because ... drum roll ... we're in ... completed and moved in, albeit with some boxes scattered around .. But wait ... it's not all good news ... The back garden resembles the Somme ... I've not checked for any ordnance... apparently too wet to cut and lay turf ... hang on ... you've just turfed the verges this week ... what about the gardens so people can use them???? The power in the garage was just being completed as we moved in ... the mastic was still wet ... there was no power in the loft... or the cupboard for the fibre modem... no ... still no connection The electrics are on a plan ... why haven't you built to plan ... are there any other bits that's been missed??? There are the usual snags but ... now we're in, on site, their communication still blows chunks!! Slightly more tame than previous rants but they're still a bunch of bellwhackers as they make it seem they've never built a house before ... let alone a full estate!! Cockwombles!! Developer wars ... a monkey production Yayyyyyyyyyy. Does *happy dance. Mixed bag there for sure. *But does it like your dad. Oh we happy danced too... but they delayed so long and they were still finishing off last minute!! Arses!!" I can't wait to read your feedback review on Check a Trade.  | |||
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"Getting a dick pic as a chat up line, dick pic as a 'fuck you!' when you say no "Some odd folk about Approved | |||
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"Football players !!!!! Aka Premadonnas imo !!!!!!! Paid a fortune for kicking a ball about , when nurses and the like are paid peanuts for doing a phenomenal job !!!!! and saving lives and making more impact on people's lives "They provide entertainment for the masses. As long as people watch them in their millions, they'll be paid a fortune. Doesn't negate that nurses etc should be paid more and celebrated Denied | |||
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"Bra underwires poking out and stabbing you. Ouch! " That sounds painful Approved | |||
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"Cyclist wearing all black no headlights. Goes threw red light " I'm not one for cyclist bashing but this hacks me off too Approved | |||
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"People who do not indicate. For some drivers especially posh cars they never so I figured its an optional extra to have indicators lol" You'd think so but... my car failed it's MOT when one idicator was working. | |||
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"Developer wars The saga nears conclusion... Some of you may have noticed the lack of monkey presence over the last week or so ... some may not This is because ... drum roll ... we're in ... completed and moved in, albeit with some boxes scattered around .. But wait ... it's not all good news ... The back garden resembles the Somme ... I've not checked for any ordnance... apparently too wet to cut and lay turf ... hang on ... you've just turfed the verges this week ... what about the gardens so people can use them???? The power in the garage was just being completed as we moved in ... the mastic was still wet ... there was no power in the loft... or the cupboard for the fibre modem... no ... still no connection The electrics are on a plan ... why haven't you built to plan ... are there any other bits that's been missed??? There are the usual snags but ... now we're in, on site, their communication still blows chunks!! Slightly more tame than previous rants but they're still a bunch of bellwhackers as they make it seem they've never built a house before ... let alone a full estate!! Cockwombles!! Developer wars ... a monkey production" Glad it's getting there but it's an appalling job worthy of getting Dom Littlewood involved 
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On and on and fucking on - never asking you anything.
You know so much about them you could go on Mastermind and they could be your subject matter.
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"People who do not indicate. For some drivers especially posh cars they never so I figured its an optional extra to have indicators lol" Grinds my piss that Approved | |||
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"Insurance companies. You know, the ones who take a kings ransom to provide cover for you vehicle, on some sort of weird sliding upwards scale every year. But the minute you want to make a claim, bend over backwards to give you conflicting information, change their minds and procrastinate worse than a politician on a induced filibuster. B'stards....." They do seem to be a law unto themselves
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"People that talk about themselves all the time
On and on and fucking on - never asking you anything.
You know so much about them you could go on Mastermind and they could be your subject matter.
"Do you know, I was saying this to myself the other day. I remember agreeing with me too, basically because I am great and awesome and shit. Approved | |||
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"People tailgating and being really impatient with learner drivers, forgetting they were once in that situation themselves xx" Arseholes! Approved | |||
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"Sorry but its fab related.... Guys who want to meet and fuck when they dont even know what you look like
Also drivers who can put their full beam on but forget how to turn it off when cars are coming towards them "Both are pretty irritating Approved | |||
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"I'm getting a cold. Keep clear, Grumpy git alert " Some paracetamol and keep yourself warm and you'll be fine but it is just a cold Denied | |||
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"People who rant about small shit; especially if they don't live in Syria." Who knew Ayr was is Syria?
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"People who rant about small shit; especially if they don't live in Syria. Who knew Ayr was is Syria?
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"I unhid my profile 10 minutes ago and I've already had a message about pooing. WTF is wrong with people?!" Shit happens? (I'll get my coat) | |||
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"I unhid my profile 10 minutes ago and I've already had a message about pooing. WTF is wrong with people?! Shit happens? (I'll get my coat)" | |||
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"I unhid my profile 10 minutes ago and I've already had a message about pooing. WTF is wrong with people?!" Eeew!! | |||
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"I unhid my profile 10 minutes ago and I've already had a message about pooing. WTF is wrong with people?! Eeew!! "Quite | |||
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"Phone Zombies!!! People who walk whilst totally focussed on their phone rather than where they’re going! Rant over "Definitely and then complain when they bump in to you Approved | |||
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"Being screamed at for something that has nothing to do with you, and it turns out to be the screamer's fault in the first place... " Hell yes - no need to scream at people Approved | |||
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"I unhid my profile 10 minutes ago and I've already had a message about pooing. WTF is wrong with people?!" Ewww what bellwhackers Approved | |||
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"I would like to rant that I should be knee deep in cocks by this time of day, instead it's like the Gobi. *said no single woman ever!" Non rant Denied | |||
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"People who post the sixth reply below mine. Arseholes." thats a good one | |||
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"I had 40 botox injections in my face and head last week for pain and it worked for 2 days...2... I'm very annoyed." Don't frown about it | |||
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"I had 40 botox injections in my face and head last week for pain and it worked for 2 days...2... I'm very annoyed. Don't frown about it "Impossible I tell you!! | |||
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"I had 40 botox injections in my face and head last week for pain and it worked for 2 days...2... I'm very annoyed. Don't frown about it
Impossible I tell you!! "Constant look of surprise on your face? | |||
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"I had 40 botox injections in my face and head last week for pain and it worked for 2 days...2... I'm very annoyed. Don't frown about it
Impossible I tell you!!
Constant look of surprise on your face?"No movement other than 1 muscle in the middle of my eyebrows so if I raise them I look like a Disney villain  xx | |||
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"I had 40 botox injections in my face and head last week for pain and it worked for 2 days...2... I'm very annoyed." Good lord that's a load of pricks Not good at all Approved
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"Can I rant about not really having anything worth ranting about???? "No Denied | |||
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"People who do home diy and dont prepare plaster for painting properly and just wack emulsion straight on, spent half a day stripping off the paint and starting from scratch " I imagine there are multiple threads worth of these things out there Approved | |||
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"Just a small one Someone at work has used the hole puncher in the wrong position and my file is all wrong now " Gather the pitchforks, tar and feathers Approved | |||
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Why don’t I ever know what day of the week it is? I’m always so confused! And before anyone says anything I was like this before I was menopausal
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"Buddy of mine came round to cheer me up a while back, we're talking about snacks and I said I fancied a cheese and pickle sammige. Why don't you have one he says. Cos I've got no cheese. Yes you have he says, and pulls a tub of Philadelphia out of the fridge. That's right people, he suggested making a cheese and pickle sammige with PHILADELPHIA. I gave him "the look" I think he's learnt the error of his ways. Rant over." That is not a good friend | |||
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"I have one, it’s not a big one ... where have I heard that before?
Why don’t I ever know what day of the week it is? I’m always so confused! And before anyone says anything I was like this before I was menopausal
Help me PinkSwing "There are these wonderful things Babs. They've decided to call them calendars and that tell you what day it is. An amazing invention that is sure to catch on
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"Buddy of mine came round to cheer me up a while back, we're talking about snacks and I said I fancied a cheese and pickle sammige. Why don't you have one he says. Cos I've got no cheese. Yes you have he says, and pulls a tub of Philadelphia out of the fridge. That's right people, he suggested making a cheese and pickle sammige with PHILADELPHIA. I gave him "the look" I think he's learnt the error of his ways. Rant over." Definitely - everyone knows it's ketchup in a Philadephia sandwich
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"Buddy of mine came round to cheer me up a while back, we're talking about snacks and I said I fancied a cheese and pickle sammige. Why don't you have one he says. Cos I've got no cheese. Yes you have he says, and pulls a tub of Philadelphia out of the fridge. That's right people, he suggested making a cheese and pickle sammige with PHILADELPHIA. I gave him "the look" I think he's learnt the error of his ways. Rant over. That is not a good friend "He's a wrong 'un Babs. | |||
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"I'm stressed to hell, the gym is my outlet, and my shoulder is playing up and I can't deal with not being able to lift like I want to." I was once told 'Don't lift angry' but I know the frustration when it comes to my running Approved | |||
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"I have one, it’s not a big one ... where have I heard that before?
Why don’t I ever know what day of the week it is? I’m always so confused! And before anyone says anything I was like this before I was menopausal
Help me PinkSwing
There are these wonderful things Babs. They've decided to call them calendars and that tell you what day it is. An amazing invention that is sure to catch on
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"I have one, it’s not a big one ... where have I heard that before?
Why don’t I ever know what day of the week it is? I’m always so confused! And before anyone says anything I was like this before I was menopausal
Help me PinkSwing
There are these wonderful things Babs. They've decided to call them calendars and that tell you what day it is. An amazing invention that is sure to catch on
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I’ve just noticed I was denied. How could you PinkSwing?
Still love you though "You’re right Babs how on earth could you be expected to have time to be bothering with calendars You have far better things to do with your time like...........drinking gin
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"I have one, it’s not a big one ... where have I heard that before?
Why don’t I ever know what day of the week it is? I’m always so confused! And before anyone says anything I was like this before I was menopausal
Help me PinkSwing
There are these wonderful things Babs. They've decided to call them calendars and that tell you what day it is. An amazing invention that is sure to catch on
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I’ve just noticed I was denied. How could you PinkSwing?
Still love you though
You’re right Babs how on earth could you be expected to have time to be bothering with calendars You have far better things to do with your time like...........drinking gin
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