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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Evening Loungineers

If you invited a swinger into your lounge what would be the first thing you say to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shift the dog. She shouldn’t be on the sofa anyway.

Pretty standard phrase in my house.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's your turn for carpet burns

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sit and watch.... footie is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you care for a twiglet?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

The dogs will settle down in 5 mins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight we are going to discuss

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's your turn for carpet burns"

Again

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

It's ok the dog don't bite I'll be back in couple of days

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you bring a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cuppa?

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Would you like to see my bag of dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone a spare watermelon to lend me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you bought wine with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a cuppa? "

2 sugars please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you care for a twiglet?"

If that doesn’t get into her knickers I don’t know what will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has someone a spare watermelon to lend me ? "

“Waves”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe your feet

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The dogs will settle down in 5 mins..

Is that an euphemism for something

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

Right half time.... now what

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Tonight we are going to discuss

How can you chat with your mouthful?

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tonight we are going to discuss

How can you chat with your mouthful?

Manners, eh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

Right half time.... now what

15 minutes wouldnt be long enough

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wanna bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a drink?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Has someone a spare watermelon to lend me ? "

I’ve bought you your own and a corkscrew

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

Right half time.... now what

I’m not doing it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna bang?"

Thought you would never ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a cream egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight we are going to discuss

How can you chat with your mouthful?

Don’t worry, I’ll just move you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like a cream egg?"

Yes please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wanna bang?"

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have you so many clothes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dogs will settle down in 5 mins..

ROFL I think you should change will to May.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"The dogs will settle down in 5 mins..

ROFL I think you should change will to May. "

I try for the optimistic approach

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

Right half time.... now what

15 minutes wouldnt be long enough

Damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to many clothes on they need to be on my bedroom floor

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sit and watch.... footie is on

Ooofffftttt

Right half time.... now what

I’m not doing it twice

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Why have you so many clothes on?"

I must try this approach

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By *odd4funnMan
over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

would you like to get comfy then sit on this !!

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By *ucidityWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Just shift the dog. She shouldn’t be on the sofa anyway.

Pretty standard phrase in my house."

This

For a dog that’s not supposed to go on the sofa or upstairs, he spends a lot of time doing both.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"would you like to get comfy then sit on this !!"

You sweet talker you

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Pop your keys in the bowl and help yourself to the vol au vents

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Pop your keys in the bowl and help yourself to the vol au vents"

Now that’s a party

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready."

A pint glass full of pound coins?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna bang?"

I do but we need to lock Bobby out of the room first

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!"

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Come on, what are you waiting for?

Actually I would hit them with my brush. They shouldn’t be in my house

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

I do but we need to lock Bobby out of the room first

Its true! Pussy blocking little pussy.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Take your shoes off, please.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!"

My helicopter is worth it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Come on, what are you waiting for?

Actually I would hit them with my brush. They shouldn’t be in my house

All I can picture is Nora Batty hitting Compo with a brush now

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Come on, what are you waiting for?

Actually I would hit them with my brush. They shouldn’t be in my house

All I can picture is Nora Batty hitting Compo with a brush now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please take a seat and make yourself comfortable and I'll BRB.

I'm just going to *blank* *blank* *blank* *blank*

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Would you like a drink?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Please take a seat and make yourself comfortable and I'll BRB.

I'm just going to *blank* *blank* *blank* *blank*

spoil sport I was just getting into that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be much more actions that words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, you're overdressed!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Hi, you're overdressed!"

And just like that my clothes have disappeared

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!

My helicopter is worth it

How about 10 pence pieces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea or coffee?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!

My helicopter is worth it

How about 10 pence pieces?"

OK. You owe me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!

My helicopter is worth it

How about 10 pence pieces?

OK. You owe me

Can I pay in breast gymnastics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I pay in breast gymnastics?"

Sorry to interrupt but I have to ask...

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wanna bang?

My Velcro stripper pants would be whipped off in no time

At least dance for me first. I've got my money ready.

A pint glass full of pound coins?

How minted do you think I am!? A carrier bag of pennies!

Hang on. I was going to have a helicopter dance off with you but I only deal in 50 pence pieces

Damn, you men only ever want rich chicks and sugar mommas!

My helicopter is worth it

How about 10 pence pieces?

OK. You owe me

Can I pay in breast gymnastics?"

The only currency I deal in

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I pay in breast gymnastics?

Sorry to interrupt but I have to ask..."

Its something I've been practicing! I've nailed spinning them in circles in unison. I'm trying to master a figure of eight now!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Hello. Would you like a drink? Sorry, the door is a bit stiff.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Would you like a cushion ?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I pay in breast gymnastics?

Sorry to interrupt but I have to ask...

Its something I've been practicing! I've nailed spinning them in circles in unison. I'm trying to master a figure of eight now!"

It’s a bit like this

https://youtu.be/haCHHxaUGvA

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Certain people I wouldn't say anything to, just kiss them passionately, then take their hand and lead them to the bedroom...we can have a cuppa during a brief break

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