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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I ever say these out loud in the gym the earth will swallow me whole.

Today, in the weights room "oh, gangbang proportions in here as usual"

The other day, working on deadlifting "tits and arse, Swing. Stick out the tits and arse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you blurt anything out? Could you...?! See what happens?!?

Mine are at work. Examples include;-

Looking at a woman, talking to two guys and imagining them having a threesome

Hearing the term ‘dp’ used perfectly innocently in a work context and then going off into a reverie of filth...

Trouble is, I have a very expressive face so people must wonder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical me thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone unironically saying BBC, DP, Fab etc

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Every time anyone says the word "facial"

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

I'm working on a spreadsheet at the moment that has tabs named Fab, DP and Ass Plan amongst others!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Luckily I work with lots of burly chaps so verbalised inappropriate thoughts are expected and celebrated. I just have to remember to rein it in when I'm not at work.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was once, I kid you not, talking to a group of pensioners, and one thought rugby was an abomination because it was dangerous. "Who'd want to be at the bottom of the pile of all those guys!"

Mouth engaged before brain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once, I kid you not, talking to a group of pensioners, and one thought rugby was an abomination because it was dangerous. "Who'd want to be at the bottom of the pile of all those guys!"

Mouth engaged before brain... "

Or club would be happy to have you at the bottom of their pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was on the phone at work in an open office saying "when it's off - it's floppy pointing down and when it's on - it's stiff straight". I was explaining a couple of icons a worker should look on the remote control for. Half the office where laughing looking in my direction. Took me a little while to realise what they've found so funny.

Mrs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I find all sorts of things funny if I can link them to utter filth like many of the comments. Wheelchair basketball is a particularly excellent goldmine of balls, shots, holes and such like. My team mates (mainly blokes) also conveniently have minds like sewers. It's the time I was helping a fellow player to strap into his chair that I suggested bondage tape would be easier to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once commented to some customers that ‘He’s the stiffest one I’ve ever felt’. However that family didn’t like innuendo and I lost my undertaker role immediately. Fucking fun sponges.

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By *othguy79317Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

One of my co workers made me tea and asked it it was strong enough, my answer was ‘as long as it is warm and wet, that all that matters’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m afraid i’m part of the “thats what she said” brigade

Female work colleague when trying to turn a tap on: god this is really stiff

Me: thats what she said

Turning a perfectly innocent expression into a smutty one

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