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Do you put your dick to bed?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.

A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done

A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...

Do you put your dick to bed?

What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.

"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"

First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.

A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done

A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...

Do you put your dick to bed?

What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.

"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"

First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?

"
,

My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try it and post a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.

A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done

A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...

Do you put your dick to bed?

What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.

"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"

First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?

,

My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously."

Big head

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.

A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done

A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...

Do you put your dick to bed?

What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.

"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"

First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?

,

My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously.

Big head "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

"

Wee willy winky

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"So I was recently listening to the latest episode of 'Shagged, married, annoyed' so some of you will have heard this.

A question was sent in referencing a certain thing was done

A lady sent in saying her partner and his friends as a group agreed that they put their dicks to bed. Apparently they as a group have asked around and the majority of men have said they do, with one that doesn't but was keen to try...

Do you put your dick to bed?

What is this you might ask, well I shall enlighten you.

"this is when a man pulls the stretchy skin of his ball sack to cover the majority of his penis"

First time I'd ever heard of such a thing... There is no way this is a thing is it?

,

My ballbag doesn't give anywhere close enough to do that. I mean my magnificent penis is too big to do that. Obviously.

Big head

Exactly."

I was thinking more on the lines of tiny bollocks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’

There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...

‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night

C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’

Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh! It's kinda cute. If I had one I think I would.

'Comon, that's enough now...bed!'

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’

There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...

‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night

C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’

Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think

"

Shania wouldn't say cock surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’

There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...

‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night

C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’

Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think

Shania wouldn't say cock surely! "

She did sing "Just look at a scolded nun" in her song You're Still the One, but I suspect the poster is joking.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have never heard or thought of any such thing as putting my cock to bed. It's a big no here. Luke

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I think it's a load of b0llocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

That's what I thought too ...

"

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

No

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

"

This was what I was hoping for

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

This was what I was hoping for "

Reading him a bedtime story

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.

Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?

That.

Then I knit another little onesie, I guess.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.

Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?

That.

Then I knit another little onesie, I guess."

I think dick cosies are a thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not heard of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That reminds me of the Shania Twain song ‘That’s don’t impress me much’

There’s a line in it that when I heard it the first few times I thought she was singing...

‘I can't believe you kiss your cock good night

C'mon baby tell me, you must be jokin', right’

Anyway I don’t think my ball sack will stretch over my cock. It’s not that stretchy, I don’t think

Shania wouldn't say cock surely!

She did sing "Just look at a scolded nun" in her song You're Still the One, but I suspect the poster is joking. "

And man I feel like a woman can be taken in a number of different ways

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.

Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?

That.

Then I knit another little onesie, I guess.

I think dick cosies are a thing..."

They are, willy warmers!

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

This was what I was hoping for

Reading him a bedtime story

"

And then tucking him into a warm place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has no one posted photos of this yet!?! Come on guys!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I put mine in a little onesie to go to bed with.

Then in the morning, the natural male phenomenon of morning wood sometimes occurs and, well... y'know when Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk and his clothes all do that thing?

That.

Then I knit another little onesie, I guess.

I think dick cosies are a thing...

They are, willy warmers! "

So sing to your penis and then tuck him in in the willy warmer! Maybe a kiss goodnight?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why has no one posted photos of this yet!?! Come on guys!! "

Because its not a thing! Well it is, but it's a stupid thing that is largely impossible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why has no one posted photos of this yet!?! Come on guys!!

Because its not a thing! Well it is, but it's a stupid thing that is largely impossible. "

Do it! Do it! Do it!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Are all the men in the thread at least trying?? Please. It's too cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww i had visions of men around the world talking to their soft cock in a soothing manner, stroking it gently, bidding it goodnight, giving it a gentle pat and then putting the jim jam bottoms on.

This was what I was hoping for

Reading him a bedtime story

And then tucking him into a warm place "

They need to be cool at night

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