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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead. "

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That’s not a weird question

How would I cope with two cocks and only one hand isa weird question.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P"

Ffs woman I'm pissing myself laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a mummy rat and a daddy rat share a special hug in the toxic sewers, the runt of the litter usually grows wings and flies off into the sunset to crap on all the humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Ffs woman I'm pissing myself laughing here "

Saw it with my own eyes when I had a job as a baby sitter, my work name was Mary Poppins.

P

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By *appytrailman OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P"

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She lays on her belly he climbs on her back swings his mighty member into her mighty member and sperm is transfers birds do all things out of 1 hole the piss shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D."
best pigeon impression ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one? "

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P"

Pigeon gang bang then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

Pigeon gang bang then "

Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.

Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?

P

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

Pigeon gang bang then

Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.

Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?

P"

You don't think like the rest of us either

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever "

has me in stitches every time

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever

has me in stitches every time

D."
gonna rewatch it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

Pigeon gang bang then

Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.

Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?

P"

Peach, you win the internet for today with this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

Pigeon gang bang then

Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.

Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?

P

You don't think like the rest of us either "

I have no clue what you're talking about.

I am completely sane and normal. The gargoyle told me so.

P

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

Fantastic, do they have their own clouds or do they just share one?

They share. It's big enough for an army of feathered frolickers

P

Pigeon gang bang then

Only on new years eve when they've nicked the dregs out of the empty cans left by those celebrating the new year arriving at Trafalgar Square.

Christ, you lot don't know much about pigeons do ya?

P

You don't think like the rest of us either

I have no clue what you're talking about.

I am completely sane and normal. The gargoyle told me so.

P"

the electrodes up the bum didn't work then

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever

has me in stitches every time

D.gonna rewatch it now "

I did too!

D.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"They use a cloud as a bed, she lays back, spreads her wings and goes "coooo-cooooooooo"

He looks up from the fag butt he's pecking at, tosses it aside and swaggers over to her. He puts the tip of one wing to his beak, and then gestures it towards her as if he were blowing her a kiss.

He raises both wings, nods, and puts his winky in her kitchen sinky. Jack hammer style of course, he can't do long sensual strokes as his teeny legs won't allow it.

Whilst blowing his beans he expels a huge turd at the same time, which lands on the head of her enemy, solidifying their bond forever more.

P

"

So romantic and beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever

has me in stitches every time

D.gonna rewatch it now

I did too!

D."
class even watched the entrances one too

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever

has me in stitches every time

D.gonna rewatch it now

I did too!

D.class even watched the entrances one too "

His eyebrows gag and ‘funny part of the stage’ gag both have tears running down my face

D.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A lot of them use the rooves of hotels and some of the more adventurous ones use the rooves of clubs. If you haven't been up there you wouldn't have seen it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a friend of mine lost his erection while reading a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to supplement my ordinary Dinner (some call it lunch but its 100% dinner), with a trip to my local pasty shop Gregg's and decided to buy myself a chicken bake (it was luke warm but tasty would give it 6 out of 10), whilst on the walk over to Gregg's me and a work colleague noticed a large group of pigeons, we started to wonder how pigeons mate as neither of us have seen them doing missionary or doggy style before, so my weird question is do you know how they do it?

Yes I could have googled instead of typing this but here we are instead.

Never watched pigeon porn before but I’m guessing more like doggy style if you check out Jimeoin live at the Apollo he has a funny take on it

D.best pigeon impression ever

has me in stitches every time

D.gonna rewatch it now

I did too!

D.class even watched the entrances one too

His eyebrows gag and ‘funny part of the stage’ gag both have tears running down my face

D."
was the looking cool looking around when u enter a room for me compared to the really looking around

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