FabSwingers.com forum: What have the Aussies ever done for us?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie and Jason

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They gave us the classic, Prisoner Cell Block H.

And Neighbours

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ugg boots in their modern iteration are a strange American monstrosity.

Depending on who you ask, possibly pavlova, the flat white. Smashed avo.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Bar work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bar work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thor and Wolverine and Yvonne Strahovski

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tim Tams

Caramel Koalas (A bit like Freddo Frogs)

Fantastic Wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kylie is British now. This is factual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim Minchin

Summer Heights High (not Chris Lilley per se as he peaked with SHH, everything after was a bit crap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve taken the majority of man eating and dangerous animals mammals and insects and out them in one place to keep the rest of us fairly safe

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bondi Rescue. (It’s a guilty pleasure alright!!!!!)

So much so I took them some VB’s in the tower when I went down to Bondi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud"

Kylie for sure.

Sea Patrol, Water Rats and Rescue Special Ops, if you want some lightweight tv.

Gigi Edgley

Lisa McCune

Did I mention Kylie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tim Minchin is a babe, forgot aboit Paul Hogan. My favourite joke in the whole world is a Paul Hogan beauty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

Kylie for sure.

Sea Patrol, Water Rats and Rescue Special Ops, if you want some lightweight tv.

Gigi Edgley

Lisa McCune

Did I mention Kylie?"

Look, Kylie belongs to us now mmmk?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Tim Tams

Caramel Koalas (A bit like Freddo Frogs)

Fantastic Wine

"They call me Caramello..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim Minchin is a babe, forgot aboit Paul Hogan. My favourite joke in the whole world is a Paul Hogan beauty..."

Come on then, out with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

Kylie for sure.

Sea Patrol, Water Rats and Rescue Special Ops, if you want some lightweight tv.

Gigi Edgley

Lisa McCune

Did I mention Kylie?

Look, Kylie belongs to us now mmmk?"

Probably. She's a bit of a world heritage site these days.

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Live video of Armstrong's first steps on the moon.

AC/DC

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tim Tams

Caramel Koalas (A bit like Freddo Frogs)

Fantastic Wine

"They call me Caramello...""

You are right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have given us R M Williams boots... some of the finest turn out boots ever made...

Also Blundstone work boots. Very comfortable and hard wearing.

Skipy..

A few weak pissy largers

Sons and daughters

Wanted down under...uk show but pretty pointless without there being a down under.

Mel Gibson...or who would ricky gervais take the piss out of at the Oscars...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Holly Valence

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Tim Tams

Caramel Koalas (A bit like Freddo Frogs)

Fantastic Wine

"They call me Caramello..."

You are right

The jingle when I was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Priscilla Queen of the Desert x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dame Edna!

Totally forgot about her and the most beautiful Sydney Opera House.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Priscilla Queen of the Desert x"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priscilla Queen of the Desert x"

Winner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tim Minchin is a babe, forgot aboit Paul Hogan. My favourite joke in the whole world is a Paul Hogan beauty...

Come on then, out with it..."

It's got a purely visual punchline so can't be told online. Part of my love for it is that, that and its daftness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margot Robbie fucking ace

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Tim Tams

Caramel Koalas (A bit like Freddo Frogs)

Fantastic Wine

"They call me Caramello..."

You are right

The jingle when I was a kid

I spent years over there (Dad lives just outside Sydney)

https://youtu.be/4BnxMPLprdQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small furry animals that give you clymidia....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman.

Older, The Seekers and Peter Allen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That group ..'Men at Work'.

Budgy snugglers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They haven't caved in to the PC brigade like most societies have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim Minchin

Summer Heights High (not Chris Lilley per se as he peaked with SHH, everything after was a bit crap) "

Oh yeah Tim Minchin, I’ve just watched Upright - really enjoyed his performance in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm place to send convicts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They’ve taken the majority of man eating and dangerous animals mammals and insects and out them in one place to keep the rest of us fairly safe

Aussie stand up comedian:

Did you know 7 of the 10 deadliest snakes in the world live in Aus? And the only reason the other 3 don't live there anymore is cause the spiders ate them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Hemswirth and Hugh Jackman my fantasy MMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warm place to send convicts "

I am going over next year so ill ask them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Chris Hemswirth and Hugh Jackman my fantasy MMM

Oy mine piss off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocodile Dundee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Priscilla Queen of the Desert x"

Do you know I've never seen it? Ducks and covers in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin bloody wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh also, Jim Jefferies and Strictly Ballroom. Seems I like Australian humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh also, Jim Jefferies and Strictly Ballroom. Seems I like Australian humour. "

Awww I love Jim Jeffries!!! How could I forget him...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Heartbreak High

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Priscilla Queen of the Desert x

Do you know I've never seen it? Ducks and covers in the corner*

It is a charming watch.

And Guy Pearce... oh yes perlease

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Tame Impala, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and Wolfmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t believe no-one mentioned Skippy, the bush kangaroo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe no-one mentioned Skippy, the bush kangaroo!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe no-one mentioned Skippy, the bush kangaroo!"

Or maybe, quite appropriate for here - Chopper Squad.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Director Baz Lurhmann who gave us amongst others, Moulin Rouge and Romeo and Juliet starring Leo De Caprio (plus Structly Ballroom as already mentioned)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have proven that criminal rehabilitation works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tame Impala, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and Wolfmother."

I had no idea that wolfmother were Aussie.

Obvs Nick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Director Baz Lurhmann who gave us amongst others, Moulin Rouge and Romeo and Juliet starring Leo De Caprio (plus Structly Ballroom as already mentioned) "

And don't forget the sunscreen.

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By *ephyr66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Dr G Yunupingu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They have proven that criminal rehabilitation works. "

I'd say otherwise having been drinking in Sydney's Kings Cross area in the 00s...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"They have proven that criminal rehabilitation works.

I'd say otherwise having been drinking in Sydney's Kings Cross area in the 00s...

You're a braver person than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

INXS

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Bonds underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonds underwear

Bwaaaahahahaaha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bonds underwear

Bwaaaahahahaaha"

Don't knock it

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Dislikes us ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Live video of Armstrong's first steps on the moon.

AC/DC"

And therefore the 90s film The Dish. Lovely gentle film with Sam Neil...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can't believe no one has mentioned Sydney university research yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonds underwear

Bwaaaahahahaaha

Don't knock it

Oh trust me I'm not...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't believe no one has mentioned Sydney university research yet

Facefuckingpalm of course!!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Demi Moore

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Harley Quinn is worth the country alone let alone the rest

And a good chunk of the most iconic 80s videos were directed by an Aussie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Demi Moore"

Ha... I had no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round the twist.

The ghostly adventures of a boy who lived in a lighthouse.

Best tv series ever!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Bonds underwear

Bwaaaahahahaaha

Don't knock it

Oh trust me I'm not...

Those Pat Rafter ads in the 90s.

Socks and a tennis racket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was anyone else a bit obsessed with 27B/6 back in the day too? I lost hours at work absolutely buckled because of that site.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman "

“Bowling shaaane”

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

“Bowling shaaane”"

Welcome back btw, I’ve missed you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shane Warne and The Don... just do not compare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kylie and Jason

Don't forget bouncer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t believe no-one mentioned Skippy, the bush kangaroo!

Or maybe, quite appropriate for here - Chopper Squad."

Yeah “Chopper Squad!”

(Think it was an Aussie porn film too???)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman "

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't believe no one has mentioned Sydney university research yet

Doh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe..."

"What's Scott Morrison good at? Making Tony Abbott look good"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe..."

Let’s talk more about Bonds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe...

Let’s talk more about Bonds. "

Amd how they ruined the hipster trunk with it's "new smooth waistband"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe...

Let’s talk more about Bonds. "

Pat Rafter. Bonds. Google image search. You'll thank me. (Don't do the maths on how old I was when they aired

)

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

The wit and wisdom of Clive James

Cherry Ripes (though the current recipe isn't as good as it used to be

)

My long ago dissertation was also Australia based

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe...

Let’s talk more about Bonds.

Amd how they ruined the hipster trunk with it's "new smooth waistband""

Ikr? Not that I was ever looking at the waistband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

“Bowling shaaane”

Welcome back btw, I’ve missed you. "

To see your smiley avatar again has made retuning worthwhile already.

Thank you for the welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

“Bowling shaaane”"

Adam Gilchrist might be my favourite cricketer ever amd he's got Stokes and Tendulkar to compete with you know...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Kylie and Jason

Don't forget bouncer"

Spoiler alert ... Bouncer died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chris Hemswirth and Hugh Jackman my fantasy MMM

Oy mine piss off

Sorry t ruin the fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

In my world Shane Warne doesn't belong in such hallowed company. Having said that the current test team make Shane look like a gentleman so maybe..."

The best setup line in sledging:

Glenn McGrath: “Oi, Brandes, why are you so fat?”

Eddo Brandes: ”Because every time I shag your missus, she gives me a biscuit!”

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

“Bowling shaaane”

Welcome back btw, I’ve missed you.

To see your smiley avatar again has made retuning worthwhile already.

Thank you for the welcome

You ol’ charmer. You get me every time!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath.

(Ah Aussie kids)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Kevin bloody wilson"

Oi Santa wheres me f@#kin bike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prisoner Cell Block H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kylie and Jason

Don't forget bouncer

Spoiler alert ... Bouncer died

Your shitting me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Castlemaine xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Castlemaine xxxx"

Said nobody ever

Coopers though, now that's a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Castlemaine xxxx

Said nobody ever

Coopers though, now that's a beer"

Stop it!

It’s 10:46 and I’m getting the shakes now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Castlemaine xxxx

Said nobody ever

Coopers though, now that's a beer"

The VB ads were cracking for a long time, maybe still are. Can't comment on the beer though, I'm not a beer drinker (shun, shun)

And that Flashbeer ad

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Mad Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman "

How can you leave Ritchie Benaud out of that list?

One of the iconic voices of test match cricket not to mention being a more than decent all-rounder and captain.

“He’s bowelled him”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dame Edna!

Totally forgot about her and the most beautiful Sydney Opera House. "

And also Sir Les Patterson, Australia's cultural attache

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

How can you leave Ritchie Benaud out of that list?

One of the iconic voices of test match cricket not to mention being a more than decent all-rounder and captain.

“He’s bowelled him”

Because he was mentioned in the OP

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

How can you leave Ritchie Benaud out of that list?

One of the iconic voices of test match cricket not to mention being a more than decent all-rounder and captain.

“He’s bowelled him”

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Given us Australian men. Now if a few more relocated to my neck of the woods in sunny (Cough) South Wales i’d be happy

And let’s not forget Home & Away. Far superior to Neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Javed Miandad to Merv Hughes:

"You're too fat for cricket, you should be driving a bus"

Merv, 2 balls later after bowling him clean out:

"Tickets, please!"

That's how you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mad Max"

Good call x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippy the Bush kangaroo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given us Australian men. Now if a few more relocated to my neck of the woods in sunny (Cough) South Wales i’d be happy

And let’s not forget Home & Away. Far superior to Neighbours."

Yeah but for every Hugh Jackman there's 15 Les Pattersons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippy the Bush kangaroo. "

Stupid autocarrot.

Skippy! Obvs

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ricky Ponting does deserve a mention for how many Englishmen he has in hysterics when he lost it in 2005 - happy days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Given us Australian men. Now if a few more relocated to my neck of the woods in sunny (Cough) South Wales i’d be happy

And let’s not forget Home & Away. Far superior to Neighbours.

Yeah but for every Hugh Jackman there's 15 Les Pattersons

Never a truer word spoken

https://youtu.be/W-IPcVaif3Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slippy the Bush kangaroo.

Stupid autocarrot.

Skippy! Obvs

You were correct first time.

It was the song title inspiration for underworlds cult hit single ‘Born slippy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting and Don Bradman

How can you leave Ritchie Benaud out of that list?

One of the iconic voices of test match cricket not to mention being a more than decent all-rounder and captain.

“He’s bowelled him”

Because he was mentioned in the OP"

Of course. Duh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ricky Ponting does deserve a mention for how many Englishmen he has in hysterics when he lost it in 2005 - happy days!"

He's had a mention or two. I loved watching him get out and I loved watching his side lose. But that mam carried himself, and that team, with class...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ricky Ponting does deserve a mention for how many Englishmen he has in hysterics when he lost it in 2005 - happy days!

He's had a mention or two. I loved watching him get out and I loved watching his side lose. But that mam carried himself, and that team, with class...

Yes, the class was lost after Ponting, alas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

Oh yeah Geoffrey Rush - gave us one of my all time favourite lines in a film

“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett"

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman. "

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it..."

With Giovanni Ribisi in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it...

With Giovanni Ribisi in?"

Is that his name? The lead male? He was very good

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it...

With Giovanni Ribisi in?

Is that his name? The lead male? He was very good"

Yeah, played Phoebe’s brother in Friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it...

With Giovanni Ribisi in?

Is that his name? The lead male? He was very good

Yeah, played Phoebe’s brother in Friends."

Nice trivia

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

[Removed by poster at 05/02/20 11:22:33]

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By *mileysimieMan
over a year ago

tewkesbury

Natalie Imbruglia

Adam Hills

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My fuck Cate Blanchett can act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fuck Cate Blanchett can act."

True. But when you look like that, who cares?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Leunig

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My fuck Cate Blanchett can act.

True. But when you look like that, who cares?"

Err, she's an extraordinary actor. I've seen her in the Sydney Theatre company. Her looks would be utterly immaterial given her breathtaking ability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lovely young blue kangaroo, Tim Cahill, big hero of my sons.

Absolutely love Jim Jeffries and Paul Hogan.

The incredible Geoffrey Rush and Cate Blanchett.

And AC/DC! I know Brian's a Geordie but the rest of em ain't!

I bloody

Cate Blanchett

A film is made about the greatest English queen of all time and the two lead actors were Australian. And also breath taking. She's staggeringly beautiful, that woman.

Yep. Have you seen Heaven? Italian film. She plays a terrorist of sorts. It's slow and beautiful and nobody seems to have heard of it...

With Giovanni Ribisi in?

Is that his name? The lead male? He was very good

Yeah, played Phoebe’s brother in Friends.

Nice trivia

Fuck, just googled him - lucky little bastard was married to Agyness Deyn for a few years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leunig"

Awww you just wanna give the man a hug

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Leunig"

I’ll say it again for you, Cat.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Leunig

Awww you just wanna give the man a hug"

Lol. I was just bumping!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leunig

Awww you just wanna give the man a hug

Lol. I was just bumping!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The concept of throwing shrimp on a barbecue....

Expressions like

Rack off bouncer

Fair dinkum

Call that a knife

Unfortunately people like

Rolf Harris

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

no rules football

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Some of the most deadliest creatures in the world

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Some of the most deadliest creatures in the world

You mean ... the dreaded .. Dame Edna ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Some of the most deadliest creatures in the world

If I survived...

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I don't know why I know this kind of crap.

The rotary washing line

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

The Men's Shed.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I don't know why I know this kind of crap.

The rotary washing line

The good old Hills Hoist!

Oh. And wifi

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I don't know why I know this kind of crap.

The rotary washing line

The good old Hills Hoist!

Oh. And wifi

The stuff we have in our heads eh

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No list of Australian eye candy can possibly be complete without Eric Bana.(phwoarr).

The boy can act too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud"

Beaten us at cricket far too much!, Steve bastard Smith!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

Beaten us at cricket far too much!, Steve bastard Smith!"

I hear ya mate, David Warner can do one as well. Ugh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

Beaten us at cricket far too much!, Steve bastard Smith!

I hear ya mate, David Warner can do one as well. Ugh..."

Nah he was shit last time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No list of Australian eye candy can possibly be complete without Eric Bana.(phwoarr).

The boy can act too.

I want to watch Chopper now. "Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're gonna kill me"

Has anyone mentioned the Hemsworths yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud"

They gave us a place to send our convicts

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Monaro and Falcon V8s

Mad Max

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Monaro and Falcon V8s

Mad Max"

Mmmmm V8s

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Inspired by latexgaz's love of the Ugg boot (yeah thanks a bunch Aus) and my love of compiling a list. I was wondering what the positive Aussie contributions to world culture have been.

I'm imcluding these for starters:

Kath & Kim

Toni Collette

Empire of the Sun

Richie Benaud

They gave us a place to send our convicts

And the descendants of the convicts aren't complaining

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Thongs

(That you wear on your feet)

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Best thing to come out of aus has to be Kylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-ones mentioned Bryan Brown!! Or Bob Downe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great Emu War

The single most decisive period of Australian history with a significant tangible effect on the wall regardless of which side of the edge the events occured.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The Great Emu War

The single most decisive period of Australian history with a significant tangible effect on the wall regardless of which side of the edge the events occured."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Tim Minchin

Summer Heights High (not Chris Lilley per se as he peaked with SHH, everything after was a bit crap) "

Oh yes, I love summer heights high! Ja'mie is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germaine Greer. I know some won't agree but I can't not mention her. I owe her and those like her so much.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Germaine Greer. I know some won't agree but I can't not mention her. I owe her and those like her so much. "

She has her glaring faults, but yes, absolutely.

Graduate of Sydney university!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

I see Skippy and Cell Block H have already had a mention.

Cell Block H was classic comedy even though it was supposed to be serious.

Anyway the one that hasn't been mentioned so far is "Boney". Who remembers that one?

The Aboriginal detective played by James Lawrenson who could track a fugitive through the outback by studying dead ants.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Germaine Greer. I know some won't agree but I can't not mention her. I owe her and those like her so much.

She has her glaring faults, but yes, absolutely.

Graduate of Sydney university!"

She'd better not be using our pics for research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aussie man reviews!! Some of his videos are comedy genius

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Waltzing Matilda. Periodically there are calls to make it the national anthem, and for some reason it's been exported.

A charming song about a traveller making tea by a body of water? Well... until you hear and translate the other verses

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Waltzing Matilda. Periodically there are calls to make it the national anthem, and for some reason it's been exported.

A charming song about a traveller making tea by a body of water? Well... until you hear and translate the other verses

Depends which version.

I love the lyrics of the Tom Waite/Rod Stewart version. Tom Trauberts Blues, especially the last verse.

It tells a story of a guy down on his luck.

"It's a battered old suitcase, in a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal.

No primadonnas, the perfume is on, and an old shirt that's stained with blood and whisky.

So goodnight to the street sleepers, the night watchmen and street sweepers. And it's goodnight Matilda too".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Waltzing Matilda. Periodically there are calls to make it the national anthem, and for some reason it's been exported.

A charming song about a traveller making tea by a body of water? Well... until you hear and translate the other verses

Depends which version.

I love the lyrics of the Tom Waite/Rod Stewart version. Tom Trauberts Blues, especially the last verse.

It tells a story of a guy down on his luck.

"It's a battered old suitcase, in a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal.

No primadonnas, the perfume is on, and an old shirt that's stained with blood and whisky.

So goodnight to the street sleepers, the night watchmen and street sweepers. And it's goodnight Matilda too"."

I mean the traditional Banjo Patterson version. Man drinks tea, steals sheep, gets called on it, drowns himself.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"Waltzing Matilda. Periodically there are calls to make it the national anthem, and for some reason it's been exported.

A charming song about a traveller making tea by a body of water? Well... until you hear and translate the other verses

Depends which version.

I love the lyrics of the Tom Waite/Rod Stewart version. Tom Trauberts Blues, especially the last verse.

It tells a story of a guy down on his luck.

"It's a battered old suitcase, in a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal.

No primadonnas, the perfume is on, and an old shirt that's stained with blood and whisky.

So goodnight to the street sleepers, the night watchmen and street sweepers. And it's goodnight Matilda too".

I mean the traditional Banjo Patterson version. Man drinks tea, steals sheep, gets called on it, drowns himself."

I wasn't trying to do a put down on the original. There is nothing wrong with it.

Both versions tell a similar story.

I think the last line of the Tom Waite version (and it's goodnight Matilda too) pretty much tells you everything.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Elle macpherson back in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is more British than most Brits eventhough he is Australian.

Fucking love him.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Some of the posts have been inappropriate so I’ve closed the thread.

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