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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

What should I call my pet gerbil?

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Bob.

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bert. I wanted to call our new hamster Bert. I was out voted in favour of Toby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve. Obvs

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

On a completely separate note I got a Lemur and a Llama mixed up last night , only worked out what a Lemur was today.

As for the gerbil I'd call it Eric

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

We asked Alexa for a name for one of our rats, so she's called Squeakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a completely separate note I got a Lemur and a Llama mixed up last night , only worked out what a Lemur was today.

As for the gerbil I'd call it Eric "

I'm sure you called the lemur Eric too...

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I fear Joseph would have negative connotations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fear Joseph would have negative connotations."

Beautiful. Wrong, but beautiful

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Kevin

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Burble.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"On a completely separate note I got a Lemur and a Llama mixed up last night , only worked out what a Lemur was today.

As for the gerbil I'd call it Eric

I'm sure you called the lemur Eric too... "

I called the Lemur "Kajagoogoo" but Eric is a great name for any pet

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

Breakfast.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We asked Alexa for a name for one of our rats, so she's called Squeakers."

Maybe I'm old, but I'm scared of Alexa

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Gerry.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"We asked Alexa for a name for one of our rats, so she's called Squeakers.

Maybe I'm old, but I'm scared of Alexa"

She can get a bit creepy occasionally. She gets turned off at the wall if there's anything going on that I don't want her listening to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Boris

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Boris"

Oh come on - what's the gerbil done to upset you?

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

gizmo

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Boris

Oh come on - what's the gerbil done to upset you? "

I’ve never seen a gerbil without crazy hair.. they all remind me of bozza...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kevin"

Of course. After Roland Rat's (oh my god I'm showing my age)

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Kevin is perhaps too obvious a suggestion?

What colour is it?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Boris

Oh come on - what's the gerbil done to upset you?

I’ve never seen a gerbil without crazy hair.. they all remind me of bozza..."

Remind me to show you my gerbil one day.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Armadillo!

And if you dont know why, go on youtube and put in armadillo gerbil and listen to the radio one at the top of the list.

Thank me later

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Boris

Oh come on - what's the gerbil done to upset you?

I’ve never seen a gerbil without crazy hair.. they all remind me of bozza...

Remind me to show you my gerbil one day. "

Rascal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Boris

Oh come on - what's the gerbil done to upset you?

I’ve never seen a gerbil without crazy hair.. they all remind me of bozza...

Remind me to show you my gerbil one day.

Rascal "

How did you know his name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diego

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin.

Kevin was a gerbil wasn’t he rat fans?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bagel; Chico; Digger; Frodo; Mulligan; Nibbles; Pickles; Rascal; Scratch; The Brain; Waffles

Names I had stored if I ever had a other hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never going to keep a pet that isn't a cat, but if I had a gerbil I'd totally call it joseph now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Furry Vengeance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Furball the Gerbil.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

How about Richard?

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Slartibartfast. It's what I wanted to call my cat but I was out voted and disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Armadillo!

And if you dont know why, go on youtube and put in armadillo gerbil and listen to the radio one at the top of the list.

Thank me later "

lol. I'd read that story before. But it was so much worse hearing it on radio.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Armadillo!

And if you dont know why, go on youtube and put in armadillo gerbil and listen to the radio one at the top of the list.

Thank me later

lol. I'd read that story before. But it was so much worse hearing it on radio."

It's the way the DJ just can't help but crack up with laughter

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Kevin...... Rat fans!

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Bevis

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

Unless you are self-employed, name him/her after your line-manager.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Stilton or pickles after your love of cheese

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Alphonso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Bill?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Monty.. or staffy, after the desert rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mungo Gerry?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Or little cunt, after he runs off and hides in yr sofa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Gerald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kevin"

Yeeeaaahhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felix.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Bernard if it's a boy and Mavis for a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attila

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Special Patrol Group. SPG for short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitlers bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinky

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

DOBBY !!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Armadillo!

And if you dont know why, go on youtube and put in armadillo gerbil and listen to the radio one at the top of the list.

Thank me later

A version of this story has the terrified rodent scurrying around the room with its fur alight igniting the furniture and curtains and causing a fire which burns the whole building...

lol. I'd read that story before. But it was so much worse hearing it on radio."

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Special Patrol Group. SPG for short. "

Special Patrol Group is Vyvian's hamster from The Young Ones.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

Gerald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call him Richard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get 2 and call them 1 and 2 that way if 1 dies you still have 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornelius

Or

Pythagoras

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester


"Gerry."

Nah crap name that

Elvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry.

Nah crap name that

Elvis "

My old chihuahua was called elvis

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester


"Attila"

Yes!!!! I suddenly need to buy a gerbil

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By *erryxxxWoman
over a year ago

manchester


"Gerry.

Nah crap name that

Elvis

My old chihuahua was called elvis "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgil

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By *ephyr66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Lemmiwinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilbert.... after the original leader of a famous tribe of wild gerbils living in the Malvern Hills. They survived by running a tea shop and committing armed robberies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geremi

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

FAF not a proposition, just a name for the rodent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzgig.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Spunky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I call my pet gerbil? "

GerbilMcGerbilface of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get 2 and call them 1 and 2 that way if 1 dies you still have 2 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monty

Rommel

Jabba

Moon Unit

Mofo

Lawrence

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What should I call my pet gerbil?

GerbilMcGerbilface of course "

That's copyright

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr.Beaver.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

I had a gerbil called Herbie

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ragget ... "armageddon"

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Tyrion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can we not class him as a ‘pet.’ He has rights

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Moriarty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does he look like? Does he have any distinguishing features?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What should I call my pet gerbil?

The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness."

Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, The rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Queen of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GerBill Gates

GerBilbo Baggins

Richard Gere-bil

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Napoleon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it definitely a boy?

If not, Gertrude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheebz

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