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"Is this meant to be one of those ironically funny threads?" 'Funny'? | |||
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"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave ![]() Thx for the tip, m8. | |||
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"I have a job and run 2 business but I own some lovely silver hoops ![]() Throw in a Kappa tracksuit and we've got a deal. | |||
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"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?" Hot. | |||
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"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit? Hot. " Got some big primark hoops too, gurllll knows how to work it | |||
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"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?" Its *Innit | |||
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"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit? Hot. Got some big primark hoops too, gurllll knows how to work it" Meet me by the bins round Primark. | |||
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"I'm looking for a hooped-earring-wearing council estate hoe pls. Dirtier the better. Proof of JSA and housing benefit front of the queue." That means there should be more toff totty for Chunky then. ![]() | |||
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"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...." Don't make me rip my pants, m8. | |||
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"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...." Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo.... Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down ![]() ![]() A small badly drawn dolphin is also acceptable. Bright orange Adidas zip up tracksuit top too ![]() | |||
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"I've given this advice out before... get yourself into weatherspoons about 5 pm...the mums who have come straight from the school run, will be on their 3rd white lightening by then...merry but not pissed. You must be wearing reebok classics.. a Fila Itali edition trackie top and be drenched in lynx Africa....if you're not pulled in to the disabled toilet for a quick knee trembler, within 10 minutes of ordering your 1st Stella... well I'd give up on birds fullstop. " I'm on it! | |||
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"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo.... Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha my child’s mother has one of those badly drawn dolphins. At least she did, it might be covered up by now. | |||
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"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave ![]() Surely it’s Lynx Africa and Joop! | |||
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"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave ![]() Will I also need to take to randomly gobbing on the pavement every thirty or so seconds to up my chances? ![]() | |||
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"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work" -------- I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them. — Baruch Spinoza." Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable. Paul Gazza Gascoigne | |||
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"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work" -------- I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them. — Baruch Spinoza. Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable. Paul Gazza Gascoigne " Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat. A wife beater and alcoholic. Top work! | |||
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"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work" -------- I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them. — Baruch Spinoza. Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable. Paul Gazza Gascoigne Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat. A wife beater and alcoholic. Top work!" Celtic fan by any chance ? | |||
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