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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm looking for a hooped-earring-wearing council estate hoe pls. Dirtier the better. Proof of JSA and housing benefit front of the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can categorically say I do not own any ho'hoops and also have a job.

That's me out the game :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this meant to be one of those ironically funny threads?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Wait for a run of decent weather and see who drags their sofa out on to the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see op is a down to earth guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this meant to be one of those ironically funny threads?"

'Funny'?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a job and run 2 business but I own some lovely silver hoops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave

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Thx for the tip, m8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a job and run 2 business but I own some lovely silver hoops "

Throw in a Kappa tracksuit and we've got a deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?"

Hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?

Hot. "

Got some big primark hoops too, gurllll knows how to work it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?"

Its *Innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have trainers & a tracksuit, good enough ennit?

Hot.

Got some big primark hoops too, gurllll knows how to work it"

Meet me by the bins round Primark.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I have to say chavs are a guilty pleasure of mine.....can't explain why but massive turn on! Men and women. Don't judge me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave

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Nope you need the grey tracksuit on and the smell of lynx Africa your mum got you for Christmas *Shivers*

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm looking for a hooped-earring-wearing council estate hoe pls. Dirtier the better. Proof of JSA and housing benefit front of the queue."

That means there should be more toff totty for Chunky then.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...."

Don't make me rip my pants, m8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo...."

Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given this advice out before... get yourself into weatherspoons about 5 pm...the mums who have come straight from the school run, will be on their 3rd white lightening by then...merry but not pissed.

You must be wearing reebok classics.. a Fila Itali edition trackie top and be drenched in lynx Africa....if you're not pulled in to the disabled toilet for a quick knee trembler, within 10 minutes of ordering your 1st Stella... well I'd give up on birds fullstop.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo....

Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down "

A small badly drawn dolphin is also acceptable. Bright orange Adidas zip up tracksuit top too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've given this advice out before... get yourself into weatherspoons about 5 pm...the mums who have come straight from the school run, will be on their 3rd white lightening by then...merry but not pissed.

You must be wearing reebok classics.. a Fila Itali edition trackie top and be drenched in lynx Africa....if you're not pulled in to the disabled toilet for a quick knee trembler, within 10 minutes of ordering your 1st Stella... well I'd give up on birds fullstop. "

I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of scrunchies, creole earrings, hair scraped back into a Croydon facelift, a heady mix of Impulse vaguely masking the smell of cigs, a "Mam" tattoo....

Mam tattoo, so that's what is letting myself down

A small badly drawn dolphin is also acceptable. Bright orange Adidas zip up tracksuit top too "

Hahaha my child’s mother has one of those badly drawn dolphins. At least she did, it might be covered up by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave

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Surely it’s Lynx Africa and Joop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports direct bag !!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Top Tip: They tend to be attracted by the smell of White Star Cider applied to ones skin like aftershave

Nope you need the grey tracksuit on and the smell of lynx Africa your mum got you for Christmas *Shivers*"

Will I also need to take to randomly gobbing on the pavement every thirty or so seconds to up my chances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"

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I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.

— Baruch Spinoza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"

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I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.

— Baruch Spinoza."

Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.

Paul Gazza Gascoigne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"

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I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.

— Baruch Spinoza.

Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.

Paul Gazza Gascoigne "

Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat.

A wife beater and alcoholic.

Top work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love watching chav porn

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Live & let live, don’t be so subjective.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright mush plenty common fanny near me bro innit

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Live & let live, don’t be so subjective..... "

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm..this kind of humour reminds me of the ghastly channel 5 bear baiting programmes like "too fat to work"

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I have made a ceaseless effort not to ridicule, not to bewail, not to scorn human actions, but to understand them.

— Baruch Spinoza.

Mock the less fortunate for it will make you feeble life more palatable.

Paul Gazza Gascoigne

Quoting a man who bought dinner to on the run murderer Raul moat.

A wife beater and alcoholic.

Top work!"

Celtic fan by any chance ?

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