FabSwingers.com forum: Like nails on a chalkboard

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What noise makes you cringe when you hear it?

For me? Bagpipes, anything packed in polystyrene being pulled out of a cardboard box and cats fighting at night.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Morning alarm clock

Sound of every bosses voice

Jamie carragher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio reception interference

White noise on the telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio reception interference

White noise on the telly"

Yes,let me also say Jamie Carragher

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Caroline flack’s voice

Or Claudia Winkleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a classroom and children chewing their sleeves and that squeaky sound goes through me. Same with woolly things. Just don't chew clothing.

Grinding teeth

Hocking phlegm

The worst is eating sounds

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Masticating.....close your damn mouth when you eat!

The last person that took the piss with this towards me ended up with my dinner on his head!

It's like a red rag to a bull.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Masticating.....close your damn mouth when you eat!

The last person that took the piss with this towards me ended up with my dinner on his head!

It's like a red rag to a bull.

I can relate to this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People eating crisps

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Joni Mitchell

(I've tried. I really have.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud, mouth open chewing. vile

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Jennifer Tilly's voice. brilliant actress but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruth Langsfords voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutlery dragged on a plate.

Trying to drink dregs with a straw.

Squeaky trainers on a wet floor!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Crisp packets and the people eating them

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By *JsandstockingsCouple
over a year ago

warwickshire

"People eating crisps

Agreed or apples !

Or anything with their mouths open ! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin foil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People smacking their lips=pure rage

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

My car when the parking sensors start beeping even when I'm a mile away from the bloody garden post

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Any noises in the cinema, like scrunching popcorn, noisy seeet unwrapping, slurping and open mouthed chomping. I feel they should pay extra for intravenous gunk transfusions or be seated outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'Glasgow Uni Accent' really grates on me. It's a really weird, forced, hybrid accent with strange inflections so everything sounds like a question. Also includes using a lot of 'like', 'totally' and 'OMG'.

OMG it like totally makes me go

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

People sucking their fingers after or during eating crisps, nachos etc...

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

* Florence of '+ The Machine' fame

* Jess Glynne

* Vacuum cleaners

* Keypad tones (seriously, there's no need)

* The cast of TOWIE and all things like that

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By *northernsoulMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"The 'Glasgow Uni Accent' really grates on me. It's a really weird, forced, hybrid accent with strange inflections so everything sounds like a question. Also includes using a lot of 'like', 'totally' and 'OMG'.

OMG it like totally makes me go

That's probably everyone under the age of 25. Also when people say "I know, right". It just sounds really American and forced. Ugh!!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Voices of:

Alan Carr.

Jimmy Carr (his laugh mainly).

As said before, Claude Winckelpicker plus her colleagues on Strictly!

Products:

Bubble Wrap.

Cotton wool - it's the feeling of it that makes me squirm.

Cutlery scraped incorrectly on plates etc.

People who think it's great to crack or pop their knuckles or hands. Get a life you morons.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

People smacking there lips remember my nan shouting sounds like a round of an applause in a nudist factory if anyone did this when i was little lol. Also when someone drinks really noisily and gulps real loud for no reason drives me insane lol.

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"People smacking there lips remember my nan shouting sounds like a round of an applause in a nudist factory if anyone did this when i was little lol. Also when someone drinks really noisily and gulps real loud for no reason drives me insane lol."

The guy I'm working with constantly smacks his lips. Him being that far up the gaffers arse makes for an incredibly long day.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Boy bands

Musicals by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Any acts on or been on X-factor (BGT voice etc)

Political interviews who won't answer the question

Kanye West

Katie (give me attention) Price

... I best stop there otherwise this could be a very long list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything when im grumpy

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Can’t think of any yet! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masticating.....close your damn mouth when you eat!

The last person that took the piss with this towards me ended up with my dinner on his head!

It's like a red rag to a bull.

I feel the same way - chewing, crunching, loud swallowing all makes me feel stabby

I work with someone that chews gum really loudly - I want to punch her!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Masticating.....close your damn mouth when you eat!

The last person that took the piss with this towards me ended up with my dinner on his head!

It's like a red rag to a bull.

I feel the same way - chewing, crunching, loud swallowing all makes me feel stabby

I work with someone that chews gum really loudly - I want to punch her!"

This shit is real and has a name.

Misphonia.

Make me want to put a grenade in their mouth and pull the pin!

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