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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.

Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?

Being 46 I'm putting myself in the

'Autumnal' range.

Or

'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can count my ribs

Or

Toes no longer visible, assumed MIA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright if you squint

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

I'm a luxury model human being

built for comfort - not for speed

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage "

The 'only thinking about the gym' category?

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Alright if you squint "

I might be in that one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better in pictures

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Excellent for my age

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Better in pictures "

Ha! lots of us in that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be a penis model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaning precariously over the edge of letting myself go but just about managing to hang on and bluff it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in that weird he needs to go the gym.... no he dont stage

The 'only thinking about the gym' category? "

Get out of my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better in pictures

Ha! lots of us in that one "

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.

Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?

Being 46 I'm putting myself in the

'Autumnal' range.

Or

'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.

What's yours?"

Pear shape but working on it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Cheesivore shape.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bottom heavy, or "can insult either the fat or the muscles"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The "racked up a fair bit of mileage but still good bodywork" category

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

80s retro

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Not quite given up completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a triangle hiding behind a circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft and squidgly lol

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I'm doing alright at the moment, just keep it going".

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Work in progress "
im like fine wine taste better with age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squidgy around the edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I was bigger and never will be haha

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Body like cake - lots air bubbles in some places but delicious and moreish

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Wishes she was slim but the chubster you are looking at has ate her x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Kinda broken.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Kinda broken."

I'll take that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pear shaped and kinda chubby.

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By *ng1983Couple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Definitely enjoys pasta

Gem

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I fit snuggly into the flump category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average or athletic I think what’s everyone’s opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should step away from the chocolate, filters are my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fit snuggly into the flump category.

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Flump, I like that, I'll be a flump too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodywork needs attention, but motor works great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncooked bacon, almost blue. I need a holiday

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I am the out-of-the-box kind of guy that loves to laugh. But nowhere near stereotypes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look good until I sit down

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Deceptive height, squidginess and unstoppable

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm a.

If I was 25years younger, carrying less bodyfat,had more hair and a bigger cock, better looking face and personality, I would be amazing.

Shape

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I'm a.

If I was 25years younger, carrying less bodyfat,had more hair and a bigger cock, better looking face and personality, I would be amazing.

Shape"

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a comfy pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busty

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Hopeful ill get back to the figure i want

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Can we have a middle aged mum body category?

Or an "Good from certain angles & in flattering light" category?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Functional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miniature hunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size sexy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘Perfect body for radio’ catagory here.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

A great face for the radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum bod hourglass, another 2 burgers and will be BBW

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Can we have a middle aged mum body category?

Or an "Good from certain angles & in flattering light" category? "

This

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Iggy Fop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soft squishy hourglass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the "it's a shame as she has such a pretty face" categorie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soft squishy hourglass "
but what time is it?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Look gorgeous to the d*unks ..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Miniature hunk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knackered but functional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neglected but working on getting shit hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/20 20:00:19]

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm shapely... O is a shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall for my height, weight of someone taller, look good for my age (in the dark) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft and cuddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bear huggish

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Dad bod/cake belly

A

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Requires improvement

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Not too bad for my age, but could do with a little TLC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny shapeless filled with Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"soft squishy hourglass "

Thats the best look x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just a melted welly....

With a face like a ruptured spleen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better in pictures "

Hey men to that

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By *inkylovers09Couple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Better in pictures

Hey men to that "

fuckable would describe you mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the pile with all the other average blokes.

Too long of a name for the category? Maybe just ‘average’ then..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grade II listed & in need of some renovation.....

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Belly perfect for raspberries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum bod (and proud!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at the nearly 50 mark and don't give a fook anymore stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much tits and ass

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill


"Mum bod (and proud!)"
But an amazing mum bod.. X

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Jelly like.

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Right, brilliant suggestions so far. I'll put it to the fab moderators and see if we can create these very sensible body type categories to make fab surfing and selecting more efficient!

Squooshy squidge

Mum Bod

Much better in Pictures

Life in the old girl/boy yet

Functional

Potato

Squinting required

Flump

Autumnal

Awesome

Thinking about the gym

Melted Wellie

Requires clever lighting

Minature hunk

Dad Bod

Jelly

No fucks given

Cheesivore

Pear

Almost letting it go/clinging on

Luxury .. built for comfort

Bear huggish

Other

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Don’t ask me to breathe out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Better in pictures

Hey men to that

fuckable would describe you mrs "

not bad yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small furry and cuddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potato"

A hot potato at that xx

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Goes to the gym but likes cake category.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t be unseen

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Bursting at the seams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bamboo with boobs

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Myopic's dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short for my weight or nice face shame about the body category.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"A bamboo with boobs"

Now I want to be a panda.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

The 'can't go all nighters'

Sorry guys but we need a little sleep during the night. It's an age thing.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

Refusing to age gracefully

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By *r Cheeky97Man
over a year ago

Devon

Better in person cuddly bear dad bod hahah

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By *ucky78Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

Mines if I sat on your Face Id suffocate you

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"starting to make some unusual noises"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been referred to as a squidgy Goddess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In another thread it has been suggested we could categorise ourselves according to body type to make it easier to search for what you want.

Suggest some silly categories. Which would you put yourself in?

Being 46 I'm putting myself in the

'Autumnal' range.

Or

'Well used but there's life in her yet' category.

What's yours?"
knobbly knees, glass half empty types, vertically challenged and bag of bones all categories i personally need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I class mine as a 'thank god I was blessed with a brain' body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would categorize my body type as "used with above average wear and tear" and it comes with a full service history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks better in person! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put myself in the category

"Good from a far but far from good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have kindly been provided with a new body type by a disgruntled guy, its called:

Fat Jessica Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics on profile Judge for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat hairy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be top shelf physique

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Like it or not, not my issue

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Alright if you squint

I might be in that one too "

You two definitely not. Me maybe so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be ‘looks better with the lights off’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be Better Underneath.

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Like it or not, not my issue "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Lickable

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Expanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My doughy physique could probably fit in the “Well at least she has a good sense of humour” category

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have kindly been provided with a new body type by a disgruntled guy, its called:

Fat Jessica Rabbit "

Lol ... take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the Stay Puffed marshmallow woman who didn't stay puffed meets Sam Ganges

P

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Good until you get the faces pics

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By *ightrider2009Man
over a year ago

leeds

Or my other model is a!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approximately humanoid

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'd fall into the same category as Hugh Jackman

Or is it Hugh Laurie?...

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Cat c damaged but repairable

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By *ixen500Couple
over a year ago

some where near shropshire

Joints need oiling and body a bit squiggy type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen better days, possible restoration project

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body type myself not really sure how

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Short boobie wibbler

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Short boobie wibbler "

Ha .. that's definitely a species rather than a category! I'm your cousin from the same swamp.. the Bingo winged freckle wibbler

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Short boobie wibbler

Ha .. that's definitely a species rather than a category! I'm your cousin from the same swamp.. the Bingo winged freckle wibbler "

Wibblers unite

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Will need work for its next MOT

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...

I'm in the

"will feel great on you"

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

'Sold as seen' category

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

Unappealing Malnourished with hint of metal and Ink.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Currently getting to the recently single, living alone and can't be arsed to cook kind of skinny

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By *eachplumCouple
over a year ago

cbg

Looks great in VERY low lighting. Kx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Soft, comfortable, lived-in..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Don't judge the pics. It's better in real life.

Looks better in black and white.

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

Trans-slender...

I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"Trans-slender...

I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.

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Ps, I'm not fat, but it made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I will go with

I look fit in the dark lol x

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By *eralPete1Man
over a year ago

marsworth

I'm in the fucked range I'd say

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Round like a pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod with a few miles on the clock

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Trans-slender...

I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.

"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that

Fuzz

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Round like a pound "

Will roll in bed like a dream

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I have no idea I avoid being typecast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On borrowed time looking a little younger than I am, make a good small spoon, with a bum a little fatter than it should be and a bit on the short side.

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that

Fuzz"

AmaZING I would say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall...

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Unappealing Malnourished with hint of metal and Ink."

Malnourished noooooo! Eat more green veg immediately x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in progress but constantly requires motivation

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By *reya73 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall... "

How's your parallel parking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would get multiple minor faults on a driving test but just scrape through overall...

How's your parallel parking? "

Always in first time

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By *hilleddevilMan
over a year ago

north Manchester

Better from behind or better with the lights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruity

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Average

Borderline dadbod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazingly average dad bod.....and I'm comfortable with that

Fuzz

KFC ZINGER tower burger I would say "

FTFY

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok from the neck down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok from the neck down? "

You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Ok from the neck down?

You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx "

Me first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok from the neck down?

You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx

Me first!! "

Go ahead. I'll do him after

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Celebrity look-a-like.............sloth the goonies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celebrity look-a-like.............sloth the goonies "

At least he has a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok from the neck down?

You have a pretty face that I'd like to fuck xx

Me first!!

Go ahead. I'll do him after "

Awww shocks you two

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"Trans-slender...

I'm fat, but I identify myself as skinny.

Very good "

thanks OP

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

Definitely the loves the gym but also loves cake category

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Dadbod but no kid ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys life to the full but just enough physical exercise to stay as I am.

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