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Embarrassing first date!

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By *ucianpound OP   Couple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!

Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.

Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.

Guess what I chose!

40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%

Anyone else had an embarrassing first date ?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Why did you not have it restrung?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I know what I would choose. I'd rather abstain for two months than have anything lopped off my feller. I like it just the way it is, thanks. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!

Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.

Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.

Guess what I chose!

40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%

Anyone else had an embarrassing first date ?"

My main take from this story was that you were able to see a doctor the following morning. Forty years later you'd wait at least three weeks for an appointment for them to Google torn cock while you sat in their surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First date, invited her to my place, cooked her a meal, lit up a joint, asked her to stay........and at the decisive moment my banjo spring broke!!!

Would have.been embarrassed if I hadn’t been stoned but slept the night with a towel wrapped like a turban around my cock.

Next morning the Doctor said I had two choices, abstain from sex for two months for it to heal or have a circumcision.

Guess what I chose!

40 years later (this year) we’re still together, done the whole family thing, she still gets a cuddle every morning, at least......and our sex lives are now 101%

Anyone else had an embarrassing first date ?

My main take from this story was that you were able to see a doctor the following morning. Forty years later you'd wait at least three weeks for an appointment for them to Google torn cock while you sat in their surgery."

Lol!!!

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