FabSwingers.com forum: This really is my level of humour !!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks for 12 Bees .

The shopkeeper hands him 13 Bees .

The guy said " what's this , I only asked for 12 "

The shopkeeper replied " That's a Freebie "

that's my level

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Admit it, you chuckled

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Admit it, you chuckled

I neither admit nor deny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

What bee is good for you?

Vitamin Bee

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I laughed.....in my head

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That bee a good ‘un sir

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Oh god, this thread

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What bee is good for you?

Vitamin Bee

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Admit it, you chuckled

I neither admit nor deny"

We know ya did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chuckled, but my coffee is safe.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I laughed

See , someone else with my sense of humour

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I laughed.....in my head

That counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smirked and chuckled internally

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I laughed way more than I should x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bee leive it x

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What kind of bees give milk?

Boo bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smirked and my eyes went squinty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems funny is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laughed

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I laughed

Your arse off?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I smirked and my eyes went squinty

From you , that's a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smirked and my eyes went squinty

From you , that's a compliment

You know it buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of bees make milk

Boobees

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks for 12 Bees .

The shopkeeper hands him 13 Bees .

The guy said " what's this , I only asked for 12 "

The shopkeeper replied " That's a Freebie "

that's my level

not quite

, but close!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Well this certainly is a hive if funny jokes.

I can see fab's funniest swarming to this thread, but who will be the funniest and crowned Queen?

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By *E_13Couple
over a year ago

Burton on trent

"Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks for 12 Bees .

The shopkeeper hands him 13 Bees .

The guy said " what's this , I only asked for 12 "

The shopkeeper replied " That's a Freebie "

that's my level

Haha love this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Oh I have tons of shit jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha"

Yes. Welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha"

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??

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By *inelovers mk2Couple
over a year ago

northampton

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??"

You sorted now?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??

You sorted now?

Well .. we're in

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What did the bee in the hot tub say...

Swarm in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??

You sorted now?

Well .. we're in

Yaaaaaay

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??

You sorted now?

Well .. we're in

Yaaaaaay

However ... wait'til Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laughed

Your arse off?

If Grump had more jokes of this high quality that might possibly happen

Miss me?

Did anyone? Haha

I certainly didn't miss the banana skins and shit flinging.

I have time to make up for ...

Who knew moving house can be a time vacuum??

You sorted now?

Well .. we're in

Yaaaaaay

However ... wait'til Thursday

Uh-oh... I smell a rantadoodledoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloke goes into a pet shop and asks for 12 Bees .

The shopkeeper hands him 13 Bees .

The guy said " what's this , I only asked for 12 "

The shopkeeper replied " That's a Freebie "

that's my level

I make no apology for laughing so much I couldn’t finish telling my child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bee have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a Bee that's having a bad hair day?

Friz bee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you see the rapping bee on Top of the Pops?

He was waxing lyrical.

Yeah, I just made that up. Shows doesn't it

ha!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These puns are going to take some bee-ting!

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