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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think it's time we all outed the fakes on the forums

I'm outing Saffron40 because she neither smells or looks like Saffron

And Princess Peach because she hasnt once been whipped away by Bowser and locked in a castle

Who are you outing

(Please, for fuck sake, realise this is a joke thread and dont actually accuse people of being fake)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah well I'm neither a Cat or Moon Grey so I suppose I'm fucked too.

In other news I doubt your royal heritage OP

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

I'll out OP

There is no such place as Fabrabah.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Bencumalot, he's not a repeater.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Gemini man.. he’s actually a Taurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out myself! Google madam and the 3rd explanation is a woman who runs a brothel. I certainly don't lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll out OP

There is no such place as Fabrabah."

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out myself! Google madam and the 3rd explanation is a woman who runs a brothel. I certainly don't lol.

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Person above runs a brothel despite insistence she doesn’t. It’s v cheap too. £6 for a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outing myself. I'm not remotely sinful. Nor do I have ugly sisters or a fairy godmother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dimond cougar is not actually a big cat!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

My names not Eric and I'm probably not that big.

I apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HotAsh is actually always cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who runs a brothel and where abouts is it. That's quite cheap for a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out myself! Google madam and the 3rd explanation is a woman who runs a brothel. I certainly don't lol.

Person above runs a brothel despite insistence she doesn’t. It’s v cheap too. £6 for a wank."

Terms and conditions apply to each request.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"HotAsh is actually always cold "
m

Ahhh the socks make sense now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HotAsh is actually always cold m

Ahhh the socks make sense now... "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out myself! Google madam and the 3rd explanation is a woman who runs a brothel. I certainly don't lol.

Person above runs a brothel despite insistence she doesn’t. It’s v cheap too. £6 for a wank. How much is it if you are not a wank lol

Terms and conditions apply to each request."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m outing myself, as I also dance at other times as well, not just Twilight...

I’m ashamed xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Gemini man.. he’s actually a Taurus"

I'll have you know I don't have an inch of bull in me...

...although I wouldn't say no to some if any are offering

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Gemini man.. he’s actually a Taurus

I'll have you know I don't have an inch of bull in me...

...although I wouldn't say no to some if any are offering "

Oh good lord!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inaswingdress only actually wears hoodies and baggy jeans!! No false outing here! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Nora the explorer never leaves her house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea monkey actually prefers coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

RoxiAnne (remember her?) has never switched on a red light in her life

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lacey_red - her butt is fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches "

The Charlatan!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m no picture, but I probs would make a Picasso as he’s abstract

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea monkey actually prefers coffee. "

I've wondered what secrets the monkeys were hiding...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Northantsblueeyes really lives in Warwickshire and has brown eyes.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Northantsblueeyes really lives in Warwickshire and has brown eyes. "

And doesn’t run a chippy.. he’s a pro dancer

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sir and Madam

One of you is lying anyway..... No way a Knight would be married to a brothel keeper......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bangers don’t bang

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Granny Crumpet is actually a 21 year old virgin....but is a nice bit of crumpet. Hot and buttered.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Mickey Blue Balls is actually an astro physicist who writes an Agony Uncle column in his spare time

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Privateparts parts aren’t private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mickey Blue Balls is actually an astro physicist who writes an Agony Uncle column in his spare time "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Privateparts parts aren’t private"

These are making me laugh so much.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Mickey Blue Balls is actually an astro physicist who writes an Agony Uncle column in his spare time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mickey Blue Balls is actually an astro physicist who writes an Agony Uncle column in his spare time "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boldylonglegs has hair so long it reaches the floor and actually only has teeny tiny legs.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

BoldyLongLegs actually uses Persil and has to have all her jeans shortened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella is actually called Mabel and she runs a small hostel for retired roadsweepers. She takes them on walks by the canal on Sundays where they pick up litter and take breaks for vimto and fags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CheekyFlirtyCouple are not actually a couple, they’re really antisocial, hate jokes and they’re very serious. They live in different cities and only meet if there’s a “Silence” challenge for the Guinness Book of World Records xx

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Chunky Gent is actually a 6ft 4, 13 stone adonis. Where has he gone by the way. I miss his flirting with every lady on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chunky Gent is actually a 6ft 4, 13 stone adonis. Where has he gone by the way. I miss his flirting with every lady on here "

He's one of the good guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boldylonglegs has hair so long it reaches the floor and actually only has teeny tiny legs. "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BoldyLongLegs actually uses Persil and has to have all her jeans shortened "

You’re on a roll, GM

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"CheekyFlirtyCouple are not actually a couple, they’re really antisocial, hate jokes and they’re very serious. They live in different cities and only meet if there’s a “Silence” challenge for the Guinness Book of World Records xx"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Estella is actually called Mabel and she runs a small hostel for retired roadsweepers. She takes them on walks by the canal on Sundays where they pick up litter and take breaks for vimto and fags."

Pretty accurate.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"Chunky Gent is actually a 6ft 4, 13 stone adonis. Where has he gone by the way. I miss his flirting with every lady on here

He's one of the good guys"

I love him (not in the biblical sense)

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Cheekyflirtycouple are no such thing. Its actually 'Kevin' from Scunthorpe who has a dual personality.

He's only cheeky and flirty for half the week. Rest of the time he lives with his mam overeating tunnocks tea cakes and watching old episodes of the Bill

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons"

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I AM Norse and I AM a Goddess so back off !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx"

I had to give up the ferrets after blokes kept trying to put them down my slacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Moon Grey cat, has never actually seen the moon, as he’s afraid of the night. He’s also not a grey cat, but a very naughty golden hamster called Gerald, and has a penchant for eating pickled onions out of old ladies packamacs! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheekyflirtycouple are no such thing. Its actually 'Kevin' from Scunthorpe who has a dual personality.

He's only cheeky and flirty for half the week. Rest of the time he lives with his mam overeating tunnocks tea cakes and watching old episodes of the Bill "

Tunnocks Tea Cakes tho... who wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Moon Grey cat, has never actually seen the moon, as he’s afraid of the night. He’s also not a grey cat, but a very naughty golden hamster called Gerald, and has a penchant for eating pickled onions out of old ladies packamacs! xx"

Mmmm vinegary

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Freya seventy three

Has never met a viking

Yet a goddess she still is.

Bitches love haiku.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx

I had to give up the ferrets after blokes kept trying to put them down my slacks "

Totally understandable. Ever since Compo did that porno sketch, and men watched the way his leg shook, it was widespread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outing myself as fake, I tell guys I'm not really interested and prefer women (partially true)

Yet I think often about playing with guys and chat with many. Maybe I'm a tease lol.

Note to any guys reading this. I'm not fake I just play hard to get lol x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Freya is actually only 65

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I'm outing myself as fake, I tell guys I'm not really interested and prefer women (partially true)

Yet I think often about playing with guys and chat with many. Maybe I'm a tease lol.

Note to any guys reading this. I'm not fake I just play hard to get lol x"

Sonya I've met you many times and you are definitely not fake lol xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx

I had to give up the ferrets after blokes kept trying to put them down my slacks

Totally understandable. Ever since Compo did that porno sketch, and men watched the way his leg shook, it was widespread xx

"

Not only that but they kept trying to put them down there without their little raincoats on and Ethel is NOT that type of lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outing myself; I'm not sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim is as flaccid as a jellyfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outing myself as fake. I’m actually a man called John and have been having you all on for years mhuhahaha

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Cheekyflirtycouple are no such thing. Its actually 'Kevin' from Scunthorpe who has a dual personality.

He's only cheeky and flirty for half the week. Rest of the time he lives with his mam overeating tunnocks tea cakes and watching old episodes of the Bill

Tunnocks Tea Cakes tho... who wouldn't "

I do.....

Kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm outing myself as fake, I tell guys I'm not really interested and prefer women (partially true)

Yet I think often about playing with guys and chat with many. Maybe I'm a tease lol.

Note to any guys reading this. I'm not fake I just play hard to get lol x

Sonya I've met you many times and you are definitely not fake lol xx"

Haha yes I know lol. It's hard to fake myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx

I had to give up the ferrets after blokes kept trying to put them down my slacks

Totally understandable. Ever since Compo did that porno sketch, and men watched the way his leg shook, it was widespread xx

Not only that but they kept trying to put them down there without their little raincoats on and Ethel is NOT that type of lady "

The swines!! Is there no respect anymore? It’s a sad day when a lady has to live in fear of non raincoat wearing ferrets. Society at its worst xx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay


"Freya seventy three

Has never met a viking

Yet a goddess she still is.

Bitches love haiku.

"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

DiamondSmiles uses diamonique toothpaste, I'm sure.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Had that Lord of Orgasms in my bed once, oh my god, I spurted 16 times but he definitely isn't a lord. Hasn't even got an OBE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal "

Hoe did I miss this! There will be actual murders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really missing, I usually always know where I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal

Hoe did I miss this! There will be actual murders "

I'm going into hiding

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I actually talk out of my arse...thats before anyone else says it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread had just made me want some tunnock’s tea cakes

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal "

Oh Miss Lorna....

I’m a fake Chick in reality, my feathers never grew in

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal

Hoe did I miss this! There will be actual murders "

Hey hey Moon, murders I’m a pleasant soul, although some may say my current reading choice begs to differ.... talking with Psychopaths and Savages

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The true fake is that I’m not really short, I’m normal size and you just all suffer from Micropsia

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Girthlover who actually gags alot on a 4 inch girth cock

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm not 49.

I'm actually 99...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Privateparts parts aren’t private

These are making me laugh so much. "

It isn't that funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli is so thick she got the letters in her name the wrong way round.

Meli is actually a LIME who's addicted to bottles of desperado and flits from one to the next. The cheese thing is all a front and those boobies are are nothing more than arm bands she inflates for picture taking.

P

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Dimond cougar is not actually a big cat! "

Lol Lorna! You’re right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LisaB45 is actually called Gertrude and lives off the M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We aren't fuckable, we're dog rough so please report us as fakes

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We're not Intrigued32 at all. We actually know it all and are number 1!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually Mary Poppins

No fakery here ....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Well despite what people may think I've never actually robbed any graves...I have dug a few though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's time we all outed the fakes on the forums

I'm outing Saffron40 because she neither smells or looks like Saffron

And Princess Peach because she hasnt once been whipped away by Bowser and locked in a castle

Who are you outing

(Please, for fuck sake, realise this is a joke thread and dont actually accuse people of being fake)"

You’re not even a Prince and Fabararah is a false place! Just like Yemen...

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Me, I’m nothing like I say on my profile, the pictures are 49 yrs old and my veries where wrote by my spin doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to out me...I’m not really a bear from a tv show

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

How the fuck did I miss this. Just read the full thread and obviously nobody's sussed I really ride a fs1e. The blade is actually a dream....

Bladey

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Oh and gerry isn't a bloke. Thank fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself.

It’ll actually be the shittest night of your life

GG xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not cheeky at all

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Spurs chick is actually an Arsenal fan with her bedroom festooned with posters of Arsene Wenger.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mr nice x

He rang me yesterday just to bitch about someone. Wouldyoubelieveit

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs chick is actually an Arsenal fan with her bedroom festooned with posters of Arsene Wenger. "

Oh Fiddle get it right it’s Thierry Henry

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hippychick doesn’t like lentils!

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Bladey isn't really a moody fucker. Least not in the afternoon

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

Hanky lanky is really a nun

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"Hanky lanky is really a nun "

Haha hanky lanky you gotta love auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not actually a tree, phew that feels better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpyslimmcfucknugget is actually happy and fat, he is also a vegetarian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll out myself

My names not really cole and I'm not really a train

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Wild Blonde is .... oh actually she lives up to her name. My bad!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpyslimmcfucknugget is actually happy and fat, he is also a vegetarian. "

Haha love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not married to Prince Charles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx"

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Outing myself I haven't got any honey or Jules & am not 65...but will be one day

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)


"I'm not married to Prince Charles "

That's a relief he's as bent as bent can be. It really is time Camila come out as a bloke.

Oh wonder if that is treason I'd best hide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen Leviosa is secretly a Star Wars superfan, and uses the force to levitate, not a spell!

Additionally, she purchased her title off tinternet and is ignorant of the fact that the parcel of land to which it relates is actually a housing estate in Salford.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

NSAChick is actually looking for a committed relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King G isn’t really royalty he’s just a naughty Gorgeous Boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name isn't actually Lola or Daisy, so there's that :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend "

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal

Hoe did I miss this! There will be actual murders

Hey hey Moon, murders I’m a pleasant soul, although some may say my current reading choice begs to differ.... talking with Psychopaths and Savages "

Is it a book about CEOs and politicians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not actually a tree, phew that feels better "

You like plants though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx"

You need special snake charming skills

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Outing everyone, don’t believe Fab is real and it was created by Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im outting Flogger_83.

Why? Because hes more gorgeous in real life then he made out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useful thread to find out who gives a fuck about you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx

You need special snake charming skills"

Ah! See I owned three snakes but never had the skill to charm them- more like feed them and pretend they loved me.

I’d have to leave that to the professionals, and anonymously purchase their product, as obviously I’m out to price they’re fakes, so can’t do it openly- pffft, where’s the hypocrisy in that type of malarkey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugbydoesmfm is From Tamworth!!

And is actually the Owner of Fab, Mark died under mysterious circumstances in a speed boating accident in Sheffield when it flooded. He won the boat on Bullseye, back in the day, and thought he would never get to use it!

Rugby bided her time. Or should I say His time, since she is actually an ex Marine and has a mantelpiece full of the shrunken heads of ex forumites that got a permanent ban! Her favourite song is Hotel California!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh and to rebut the earlier scurrilous lies about me - I'm actually a Piscean Woman known to her friends as Ethel who has a penchant for men who keep pigeons

I heard it was ferrets! What’s going on here? xx

I had to give up the ferrets after blokes kept trying to put them down my slacks

Totally understandable. Ever since Compo did that porno sketch, and men watched the way his leg shook, it was widespread xx

Not only that but they kept trying to put them down there without their little raincoats on and Ethel is NOT that type of lady

The swines!! Is there no respect anymore? It’s a sad day when a lady has to live in fear of non raincoat wearing ferrets. Society at its worst xx"

I know - I discussed it with the ladies at WI and it's widespread apparently although not quite as wide as Doris who was on tea duty last night spreads her legs so Gladys told me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

POF is clearly fake .

Seriously, has anyone actually seen his 2019 Forum Winners Awards .. anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babs

She’s never even set foot in the Queen vic.

Although I have to admit, I’d of gladly had our last meeting ’carry on’

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Rugbydoesmfm is From Tamworth!!

And is actually the Owner of Fab, Mark died under mysterious circumstances in a speed boating accident in Sheffield when it flooded. He won the boat on Bullseye, back in the day, and thought he would never get to use it!

Rugby bided her time. Or should I say His time, since she is actually an ex Marine and has a mantelpiece full of the shrunken heads of ex forumites that got a permanent ban! Her favourite song is Hotel California!!"

OMG - you're going straight to the naughty step, do not pass go, do not collect £200

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Rugbydoesmfm is From Tamworth!!

And is actually the Owner of Fab, Mark died under mysterious circumstances in a speed boating accident in Sheffield when it flooded. He won the boat on Bullseye, back in the day, and thought he would never get to use it!

Rugby bided her time. Or should I say His time, since she is actually an ex Marine and has a mantelpiece full of the shrunken heads of ex forumites that got a permanent ban! Her favourite song is Hotel California!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I can't keep it in anymore!

My names not Lorna and I'm not actually 83!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx

You need special snake charming skills

Ah! See I owned three snakes but never had the skill to charm them- more like feed them and pretend they loved me.

I’d have to leave that to the professionals, and anonymously purchase their product, as obviously I’m out to price they’re fakes, so can’t do it openly- pffft, where’s the hypocrisy in that type of malarkey xx"

Oh I don’t know I have a feeling you might just have the said skills for this snake. Besides my snake only produces the finest oil and is fed on a diet of soft fruits so it tastes like Skittles - Taste the Rainbow! Also I give it away free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rugbydoesmfm is From Tamworth!!

And is actually the Owner of Fab, Mark died under mysterious circumstances in a speed boating accident in Sheffield when it flooded. He won the boat on Bullseye, back in the day, and thought he would never get to use it!

Rugby bided her time. Or should I say His time, since she is actually an ex Marine and has a mantelpiece full of the shrunken heads of ex forumites that got a permanent ban! Her favourite song is Hotel California!!

OMG - you're going straight to the naughty step, do not pass go, do not collect £200 "

This is brilliant but I'm slightly worried about the brain that would actually come up with this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx

You need special snake charming skills

Ah! See I owned three snakes but never had the skill to charm them- more like feed them and pretend they loved me.

I’d have to leave that to the professionals, and anonymously purchase their product, as obviously I’m out to price they’re fakes, so can’t do it openly- pffft, where’s the hypocrisy in that type of malarkey xx

Oh I don’t know I have a feeling you might just have the said skills for this snake. Besides my snake only produces the finest oil and is fed on a diet of soft fruits so it tastes like Skittles - Taste the Rainbow! Also I give it away free "

OMG!! I love skittles!! When I used to do burlesque shows my bestie already got me them- was my dream to make a ballgown from the packets, haha x

Hang on!! Exactly what breed of snake is this snake? xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK I can't keep it in anymore!

My names not Lorna and I'm not actually 83! "

I know.

Your Beatrice and your 84

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"OK I can't keep it in anymore!

My names not Lorna and I'm not actually 83! "

I had no idea!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not actually a tree, phew that feels better

You like plants though. "

Not in a tree on tree loving kinda way

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Remember this is a joke thread and not to discuss other members who you think may be fake, report them instead please

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Feisty-fox, nope .. Timid-Gerbil, yep

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurs chick actually supports Arsenal

Hoe did I miss this! There will be actual murders

Hey hey Moon, murders I’m a pleasant soul, although some may say my current reading choice begs to differ.... talking with Psychopaths and Savages

Is it a book about CEOs and politicians?"

How did you guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northantblueeyes is the biggest fake on here. He actually has yellow eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had that Lord of Orgasms in my bed once, oh my god, I spurted 16 times but he definitely isn't a lord. Hasn't even got an OBE "
thats cos im a god but im incognito and you did not have my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"YeOldeWitchDoctor is neither old, nor has he ever attended to the medical needs of any witches

The Charlatan!! xx

Dodgy snake oil I’ve improved a few complexions with my special blend

Really? Obviously I’m not one to fall for that kind of nonsense...special blend indeed...but in the interest of fairness, how would one go about procuring said special blend? xx

You need special snake charming skills

Ah! See I owned three snakes but never had the skill to charm them- more like feed them and pretend they loved me.

I’d have to leave that to the professionals, and anonymously purchase their product, as obviously I’m out to price they’re fakes, so can’t do it openly- pffft, where’s the hypocrisy in that type of malarkey xx

Oh I don’t know I have a feeling you might just have the said skills for this snake. Besides my snake only produces the finest oil and is fed on a diet of soft fruits so it tastes like Skittles - Taste the Rainbow! Also I give it away free

OMG!! I love skittles!! When I used to do burlesque shows my bestie already got me them- was my dream to make a ballgown from the packets, haha x

Hang on!! Exactly what breed of snake is this snake? xx"

A very rare species Serpens Scousus bred in captivity at the FunnyFarm in Liverpool

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

While I may be female. I'm not a lady

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m not Welsh I just live here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider woman... She doesn't have eight legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outing everyone, don’t believe Fab is real and it was created by Donald Trump "

You for not being a real cowboy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Name isn't really Bruce Wayne!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Mystique.

Barry from Bognor, as he is locally known, is a dodgy kids party magician who uses his skills

at balloon blowing to make condoms into art that he sells in Brighton.

And he gets by using his slight of hand skills as a pickpocket to the elderly of Eastbourne.

He is known to the authorities, but by night he uses his oral skills at the local glory hole, and goes by the name of Gloria!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That Testarossa - I tell you she drives a Nissan Micra s-l-o-w-l-y and has never been out of the inside lane on the motorway mainly because she avoids them as much as possible as they scare her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've got juicy jugs so am I a fake??

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well I've got juicy jugs so am I a fake?? "

I think I would need to conduct a squeeze test to either confirm or deny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"POF is clearly fake .

Seriously, has anyone actually seen his 2019 Forum Winners Awards .. anyone?? "

I’m still sore from that to be honest. Despite a couple of mentions he put someone who looked like he’d been here a week as one of the most memorable UNLOS over me when I left for a solid 10 months!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've got juicy jugs so am I a fake??

I think I would need to conduct a squeeze test to either confirm or deny. "
well can I fiddle with your stick while you're squeezing my jugs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"POF is clearly fake .

Seriously, has anyone actually seen his 2019 Forum Winners Awards .. anyone??

I’m still sore from that to be honest. Despite a couple of mentions he put someone who looked like he’d been here a week as one of the most memorable UNLOS over me when I left for a solid 10 months! "

Clearly some backhanders going on there I feel

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Northantblueeyes is the biggest fake on here. He actually has yellow eyes."

How very dare you OrangeMargarineMilk! Well you quite obviously aren't a real pirate so there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outting me.

There is nothing secret about my life, and I'm not a fan of 69, nor was I born then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually pretending I know how to attract attention on here...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Northantsblueeyes really lives in Warwickshire and has brown eyes.

And doesn’t run a chippy.. he’s a pro dancer"

You two *shakes fist*

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Outing everyone, don’t believe Fab is real and it was created by Donald Trump

You for not being a real cowboy. "

Suppose ,and you actually know it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m afraid I have to admit, I am in fact not a chimpanzee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually pretending I know how to attract attention on here... "

You look nice and intelligent, do you have any bum hole pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so so so sorry to admit this, but we're both sinners.

I'm glad this thread has started as I have been feeling so incredibly guilty about the lie. Please forgive us.

Her x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Well I've got juicy jugs so am I a fake??

I think I would need to conduct a squeeze test to either confirm or deny. well can I fiddle with your stick while you're squeezing my jugs "

Purely for the sake of research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm actually pretending I know how to attract attention on here...

You look nice and intelligent, do you have any bum hole pictures?"

Can I be innocent enough and fake it to say no?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Okay okay okay..... I'm not a newbie lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Okay ... I'm neither a monkey, nor am I red ...

Ah ... I feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the honesty being shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream actually prefers Anzac biscuits!

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