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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheese in my case

Yep, I’ll do it for cheese too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate, not cake

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Would you like a cream pie OP?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Cheese in my case

Yep, I’ll do it for cheese too

Mmm yes me three...a baked Camembert cheese with some crusty bread would go down a treat right now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. "

You are now

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

Hmm any particular flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a cream pie OP? "

Would you like a poke in the eye

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

How about cheesecake and a massage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

I love cheesecake

. Can we have a second marriage

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

Hmm any particular flavour? "

Raspberry is my personal favourite (I like to save a bit for myself after all)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

I love cheesecake

. Can we have a second marriage

The Vicar is primed and ready to go m’lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

...and roses, and daisies, and marmite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

I'm now going to stock up on chocolate and cake and cheeeese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could just ask, I'm generally hapoy to share.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’d rather a bacon buttie or failing that a V&C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about cheesecake and a massage?"

Just the cheesecake

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By *ent_couple2019Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

And wine or gin!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Would you like a cream pie OP?

Would you like a poke in the eye

That’s not going to get you cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sandwich too btw

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Cheese in my case

Yep, I’ll do it for cheese too

Mmm yes me three...a baked Camembert cheese with some crusty bread would go down a treat right now!

A drizzle of honey on top of the baked Camembert is sublime

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

But they love it so its all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

...and roses, and daisies, and marmite..

Yes, that’s correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

I'm now going to stock up on chocolate and cake and cheeeese

I did wonder what was in your handbag

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By *enn68Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cant believe it

Really !!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ant beat a warm, tasty sausage roll for us savoury types... and maybe a cheeky a G&T...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

I'm now going to stock up on chocolate and cake and cheeeese

I did wonder what was in your handbag

Could barely fit smarties in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

I love cheesecake

. Can we have a second marriage

The Vicar is primed and ready to go m’lady

I naked and ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good sandwich too btw

That's a whole other world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have cream eggs, will travel...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a cream pie OP?

Would you like a poke in the eye

That’s not going to get you cake

What will get me cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A good sandwich too btw

That's a whole other world.."

Aren’t they just

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But they love it so its all good

Hello Babs

..where have you been

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And wine or gin! "

Definitely

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

A knowledgeable lady once told me that cheesecake is nice....

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I use cheesecake as a currency for sexual favours

Hmm any particular flavour?

Raspberry is my personal favourite (I like to save a bit for myself after all)

Well of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries in my case

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Cheese in my case

Yep, I’ll do it for cheese too

Mmm yes me three...a baked Camembert cheese with some crusty bread would go down a treat right now!

A drizzle of honey on top of the baked Camembert is sublime

Mmm you know I've actually never tried that! But it sounds amazing!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"But they love it so its all good

Hello Babs

..where have you been

Hello Cheeky! I’ve been having quiet time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A knowledgeable lady once told me that cheesecake is nice...."

That was me, I was trying to get into your boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeseboard, bread

Red wine and grapes

Im all yours

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d tell you anything for some white chocolate right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberries in my case"

I like strawberries and mangoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cheesecake and I'm anyone's.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Tbh I’d do most thinks for chocolate and cake too. Ice cream and I’m anyone’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I’d do most thinks for chocolate and cake too. Ice cream and I’m anyone’s "

Right. Vanilla?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will for chocolate, cake and cheese x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Well played, Cheeky!

#notallwomen

Scratch that!

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"A knowledgeable lady once told me that cheesecake is nice....

That was me, I was trying to get into your boxers

to make me aware to stock up on cheesecake of every variety in the off chance you were in the area...if you wanted my boxers you should have just asked

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hang on...

What am I reading here?

I’m feeling like I’ve been groomed this past week or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will for chocolate, cake and cheese x"

Chocolate cheesecake covers all the bases.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

A lady once told me she really respected me as a person, so I shared my carrot cake with her.

Then she left and blocked me.

...was kinda hot, I dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate and cake is good but give me wings or ribs and I will let you use your mouth and hands anywhere on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate and cake is good but give me wings or ribs and I will let you use your mouth and hands anywhere on me. "

Wings and ribs are on the way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on...

What am I reading here?

I’m feeling like I’ve been groomed this past week or so

See, it works

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Off to Hotel Chocolat factory Shop on Wednesday to replenish my stock of their excellent chocolate.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Marmite peanut butter for me

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By *irtySexyDawgMan
over a year ago

Welwyn

Some will take all kindsa punishment for a good steak too...apparently.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Whaaaaaaattttt???

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Taking down copious amount of notes here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm trying to make chocolate, cheese, and cake fit into Destiny's Child "Independent Women"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady once told me she really respected me as a person, so I shared my carrot cake with her.

Then she left and blocked me.

...was kinda hot, I dunno

Carrot cake is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Red wine and a back scratch for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love chocolate or cake or both right now.

Who do I need to sweet talk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm trying to make chocolate, cheese, and cake fit into Destiny's Child "Independent Women""

Haha! Let us know if it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every man at the MLS is gonna turn up with a Victoria Sponge and a family sized bar of Dairy Milk

..reverse psychology..shh, they're on to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to Hotel Chocolat factory Shop on Wednesday to replenish my stock of their excellent chocolate. "

Don’t buy their chocolate gin ever.....it’s blinking terrible

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Have cream eggs, will travel...

Now you've got me craving a creme egg. So far managed to resist since they came into the shops on 26th Dec

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady once told me she really respected me as a person, so I shared my carrot cake with her.

Then she left and blocked me.

...was kinda hot, I dunno

Carrot cake is amazing

Now you're talking my language...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ant beat a warm, tasty sausage roll for us savoury types... and maybe a cheeky a G&T..."

I had a particularly nice one only today. there was gin available too, but I'm not a fan..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Marmite peanut butter for me

I love this. SO good (Mrs) x

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By *hropSpiceMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

"I would love chocolate or cake or both right now.

Who do I need to sweet talk? "

I'd be happy to supply both if you wanted to discuss

If not happy hunting x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

I'm a man and therefore unaware of anything a woman tells me

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Marmite peanut butter for me

I love this. SO good (Mrs) x"

A woman of taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Marmite peanut butter for me

I love this. SO good (Mrs) x

A woman of taste "

I like to think so

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hang on...

What am I reading here?

I’m feeling like I’ve been groomed this past week or so

It's true. I was only after your wine collection

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Galaxy chocolate.

Just sayin!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Are you aware that you don’t need to try that hard? Some of us gentlemen love chocolate and cake too

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Hang on...

What am I reading here?

I’m feeling like I’ve been groomed this past week or so

It's true. I was only after your wine collection

I need to drink it all quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Galaxy chocolate.

Just sayin!!

Jo.Xx "

Some of this accidentally fell in my mouth today.*

*True story

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hang on...

What am I reading here?

I’m feeling like I’ve been groomed this past week or so

It's true. I was only after your wine collection

I need to drink it all quickly

Tell me when your half way through and I'll use my seduction skills when you're vulnerable to persuade you to send the other half up to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every man at the MLS is gonna turn up with a Victoria Sponge and a family sized bar of Dairy Milk

..reverse psychology..shh, they're on to you

This made me laugh

. Wish I could go now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Galaxy chocolate.

Just sayin!!

Jo.Xx "

The best

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

That may be, but if you want chocolate and cake then I'll bring you chocolate and cake. No subterfuge needed. Luke

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I have plenty of chocolate and cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady once told me she really respected me as a person, so I shared my carrot cake with her.

Then she left and blocked me.

...was kinda hot, I dunno

Carrot cake is amazing

Now you're talking my language...

And now I really want carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have plenty of chocolate and cake!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's great but how do we deliver the chocolate n cake when most women are "not meeting/here for chat only"?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

#not all women. I'm not arsed about chocolate and cake. But I do like wine, a few orgasms and a compliment or two.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

#not all women. I'm not arsed about chocolate and cake. But I do like wine, a few orgasms and a compliment or two. "

On top of the chocolate and cake I have, I can also provide wine and compliments!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm just here for the free dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here for the free dinners

"
well then how about an apple

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"How about cheesecake and a massage?

Just the cheesecake

Okay how about I get you two cheesecakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about cheesecake and a massage?

Just the cheesecake

Okay how about I get you two cheesecakes?

Make it 4 and I’m yours

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm just here for the free dinners

well then how about an apple

Bit stingy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here for the free dinners

well then how about an apple

Bit stingy!"
well have sausage you may like

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Just checked and it’s tiger loaf toast, marmite peanut butter and cheese ... game changer

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"How about cheesecake and a massage?

Just the cheesecake

Okay how about I get you two cheesecakes?

Make it 4 and I’m yours

in that case I’ll get you 6. 2 to keep the Energy up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm just here for the free dinners

Careful love, you'll get too fat and no man will love you

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

If it gets me what I want I'm happy

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"that us women will tell you anything to get chocolate and cake

Shhhhhh! Stop giving all our secrets away!!

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By *lap.n.tickleCouple
over a year ago

sunny Manchester :)

This 1 is it gets me so much fancy turning up with a bar of dairy Lee. But ffs don't tell gerry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm just here for the free dinners

Careful love, you'll get too fat and no man will love you

They'll take this fat ass and they'll damn well worship it!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Off to Hotel Chocolat factory Shop on Wednesday to replenish my stock of their excellent chocolate.

Don’t buy their chocolate gin ever.....it’s blinking terrible "

So I have been told, When it comes to Gin I am a bit of a traditionalist and stick to Gordons.

It is the big Easter Eggs I am after, the ones you need a sledgehammer to break open

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

It's not just women, I would definitely take it for a bar of dairy milk , yum xx

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