FabSwingers.com forum: Does it mean I’m gay......

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

What's two's up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's two's up?"

He means MMF

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What's two's up?"

Fingers in nostrils I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's two's up?"

It's an earlier version of 7-UP took them 7 recipes to get it right...

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"What's two's up?

He means MMF"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's two's up?

Fingers in nostrils I think? "

Thumb in the mouth like a bowling ball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Only if you like it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What's two's up?

Fingers in nostrils I think?

Thumb in the mouth like a bowling ball?

That’s three’s up isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As with everything... it’s only gay if you make eye contact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As with everything... it’s only gay if you make eye contact."

And smile and wink

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What do you think OP

I don’t like playing Newton’s cradle with any dude

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"As with everything... it’s only gay if you make eye contact.

And smile and wink

This has just sent a shiver down my spine

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As with everything... it’s only gay if you make eye contact.

And smile and wink

This has just sent a shiver down my spine

My balls retreat inside me just typing that shit lol

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay........."

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

Just put happy ..... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

You’ve already done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely your dirty now for ever cancel your account and go straight to fab guys

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

You’ve already done that

Does fabulous mean gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

You’ve already done that

Does fabulous mean gay?"

You have “ athletic” on your profile, that also...means gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

You’ve already done that

Does fabulous mean gay?

You have “ athletic” on your profile, that also...means gay

Thanks for the confirmation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

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yep

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Definitely your dirty now for ever cancel your account and go straight to fab guys"

Do they do two’s up on fab guys???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re gayer than Big Gay McGayman, the gayest gay mayor of Gayville

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Five second rule, my dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

A h Mystie Boy, you dreaming of THAT again... I’m telling you. Get a woman to peg you first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

Do I need to change my profile status to gay now?

You’ve already done that

Does fabulous mean gay?

You have “ athletic” on your profile, that also...means gay

Thanks for the confirmation

I see you have “athletic” too

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You’re gayer than Big Gay McGayman, the gayest gay mayor of Gayville "

Is there an antidote?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

A h Mystie Boy, you dreaming of THAT again... I’m telling you. Get a woman to peg you first...

Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay........."

The gayest man in the forum!! No one else can call themselves gay anymore! They’re not gay at all! xx

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

The gayest man in the forum!! No one else can call themselves gay anymore! They’re not gay at all! xx"

I’ve even started listening to Bronski Beat Smalltown Boy so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope..not at all

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Just give everything a good old wiggle together and see how you feel then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay.........

The gayest man in the forum!! No one else can call themselves gay anymore! They’re not gay at all! xx

I’ve even started listening to Bronski Beat Smalltown Boy so it must be true

GAY!! And if you invest in a mac and start dancing around your home to “It’s raining men” it’s definitely game over! There’s no going back! xx

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

If they are still touching once the lady has left the room temporarily then .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it means you are gay. Gayer than gay.

The gayest man ever. So gay that gay men think you are outgaying them.

So very very gay.

Gay........."

So a bit gay then?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Five second rule, my dude.

Hahaha

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

It means you’re Gay, Transexual, and your need to start your own boy band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...it just means you're a bit of a douche for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Yes if the two's up is up a man.

Hope this helps

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"No...it just means you're a bit of a douche for asking "

And I thought there was nothing more attractive than a grown man tittering about catching the ghey

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

No. But if you cross swords it would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

No. But if you cross swords it would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal.

That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No...it just means you're a bit of a douche for asking "

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Twos up? You mean sharing a smoke?

How are your ball bags touching when you’re sharing a smoke???

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When it comes to Dp it’s a risk I’m willing to take.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Twos up? You mean sharing a smoke?

How are your ball bags touching when you’re sharing a smoke???"

How are yours not?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No...it just means you're a bit of a douche for asking "

Do you douche before a DP or do you just give it a little wipe and hope for the best?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Twos up? You mean sharing a smoke?

How are your ball bags touching when you’re sharing a smoke???

How are yours not?

High five!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"if my ball bag touches another man’s nut sack during two’s up?

Twos up? You mean sharing a smoke?

How are your ball bags touching when you’re sharing a smoke???

How are yours not?

High five!"

Five’s up?

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