FabSwingers.com forum: Name something

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That men do better than women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not falling for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Is there a maximum word limit on here?

*legs it*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf whistle, practice innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

No, women outstrip men at this. It's all down to the size of the resonating chamber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impregnate women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

No, women outstrip men at this. It's all down to the size of the resonating chamber.

So are you saying I've only met weak arsed women so far?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Docking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a stand up wee.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Helicopter.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Channel hop on TV

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Very interesting

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Men are also better at explaining the offside rule in football (and shouting obscenities at VAR decisions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Performing one of the Tenor roles in an opera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Performing one of the Tenor roles in an opera "

See ... you just cultured A F innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

No, women outstrip men at this. It's all down to the size of the resonating chamber.

So are you saying I've only met weak arsed women so far?"

Or they could be ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are better at everything than woman apart from wearing lingerie

they are even better at cooking

you can name more top chefs that are men than women

also there my be the odd one that could beat a man at sports but they will never beat the best men

say me playing Serena Williams at tennis she would obviously win

but she would never beat Djokovic

and that woman driver that made a test driver in F1 and she nearly decapitated herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using every pan and implement in the kitchen and leaving it like a murder scene, when simply making spaghetti bolognese.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Using every pan and implement in the kitchen and leaving it like a murder scene, when simply making spaghetti bolognese."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are better at everything than woman apart from wearing lingerie

they are even better at cooking

you can name more top chefs that are men than women

also there my be the odd one that could beat a man at sports but they will never beat the best men

say me playing Serena Williams at tennis she would obviously win

but she would never beat Djokovic

and that woman driver that made a test driver in F1 and she nearly decapitated herself"

Ooh ... I am just going to stack these sand bags here. Just in case you need to take cover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pee standing up "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Recieve prostate exams

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Cooking

Without googling name 10 top female chefs ??? Then name 10 male chefs !!!! No need to Google the males ,,, statement sorted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recieve prostate exams"

Actually ... i am overdue. I dont suppose .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are better at everything than woman apart from wearing lingerie

they are even better at cooking

you can name more top chefs that are men than women

also there my be the odd one that could beat a man at sports but they will never beat the best men

say me playing Serena Williams at tennis she would obviously win

but she would never beat Djokovic

and that woman driver that made a test driver in F1 and she nearly decapitated herself"

There are reasons for that though. Being a chef is extremely arduous and stressful job which takes a hell of alot out of you. Years of hard work, no seeing friends at weekends and a extremely hostile work enviroment ect, were any weaknesses are exploited. Most women dont want that bullshit. Trust me I was a chef for ten years and have met some extremely talented females in the trade. But most would rather have a life and family than working 18 hours a day in a Hotel for a pittance. So alot of them go into product development instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooking

Without googling name 10 top female chefs ??? Then name 10 male chefs !!!! No need to Google the males ,,, statement sorted lol

Love it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Get erections

Ejaculate

Oh...that's two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drag

Love the answer.

My answer

Grow a beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drag

Love the answer.

My answer

Grow a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t think of anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I can’t think of anything

War? They’re great at that!

Violent crime? Not googled what percentage of violent crime is perpetrated by men - but I’m guessing it’s at least 90%!

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By *arracksCouple
over a year ago

Deal

Nope

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Pretending to listen and show an interest during a conversation

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Men are better at everything than woman apart from wearing lingerie

they are even better at cooking

you can name more top chefs that are men than women

also there my be the odd one that could beat a man at sports but they will never beat the best men

say me playing Serena Williams at tennis she would obviously win

but she would never beat Djokovic

and that woman driver that made a test driver in F1 and she nearly decapitated herself"

remain happy in their delusions

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Start wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody just whispered about reverse parking.

This however may not be my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crash cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comparmentalise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frantically serch the house for there missing car keys only to discover they was in your hand the whole time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t think of anything

War? They’re great at that!

Violent crime? Not googled what percentage of violent crime is perpetrated by men - but I’m guessing it’s at least 90%! "

Your probably right...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretending to listen and show an interest during a conversation

Best answer so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretending to listen and show an interest during a conversation

I disagree but I do work in hospitality

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Cook Sunday roast x

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By *exsenceCouple
over a year ago

stalybridge

Men are fantastic at selective hearing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretending to listen and show an interest during a conversation

Best answer so far.

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a member of an all male choir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank, women just don't have enough practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving a blow job.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Shop.

We just get on with it. We know what we want and where it will be so it's a short, direct process.

We don't try stuff on. We don't go from shop to shop considering options only to go back to the first shop we entered.

That's if we leave the house at all as we also know it'll be cheaper and easier just to shop online.

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

"Men are fantastic at selective hearing lol "

Sorry what did you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee in a straight line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missing the toilet and peeing all over the floor lol

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

2 days and I still can't think of anything

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Give advice. So long as you get a fella with a sensible wise head on his shoulders and not a fella who is a geezer and playing up the mad lad routine. But yes, i like getting advice from men.

They think practically and don’t go getting all emotional about a problem (so long as they’re not part of the problem).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That men do better than women

Annoy

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By *abKenMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

"2 days and I still can't think of anything

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe knows ones mentioned scratching hairy arse yet

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Fart when they go for their first pee of the day.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fight for their country (front line)

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just about every sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Read a map

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank, women just don't have enough practice "

That's lies.

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Men are fantastic at selective hearing lol "

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men are fantastic at selective hearing lol

What?"

Don't I know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank, women just don't have enough practice

That's lies. "

I can give my self a better wank than any women, I can bet on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank, women just don't have enough practice

That's lies.

I can give my self a better wank than any women, I can bet on it

I highly doubt it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fart

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Run 100 metres?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fart"

This is definitely true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry page is not long enough got to go she's fetching my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hogging the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hogging the remote "

So we can measure our dick with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hogging the remote

So we can measure our dick with it "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not listening

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Always being right

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Men can summon thick flob from the deepest bowels of the lungs with a mighty guttural roar better than women.

.....or at least I know of no lady who does it unless someone chooses to prove me wrong?

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield

"That men do better than women

Singular tasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry page is not long enough got to go she's fetching my cup of tea

True

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Not grow up mentally and still find pleasure in acting like a 6 year old while d*unk

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are much better at not listening to women than women are.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Better at being paid more money for doing exactly the same job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a full beard

Scratch their testicles

Go topless in the street with being arrested

Avoid being whistled at in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procrastinating

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Getting the last word in an argument..... usually "Yes dear" or "Sorry"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drive! "

Yeah right.

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By *chooloffilthWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Penis model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using every pan and implement in the kitchen and leaving it like a murder scene, when simply making spaghetti bolognese."

I'm very good at this

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Teabagging others

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis model

Agreed

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