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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id guess you were in the wrong country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth.

It's not a reflection on you, I just really want a sloth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id guess you were in the wrong country."

Haha, geography was never my strong point. I only nipped to the shops, and ended up being owned x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's harem?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange "

I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I've seen your title deeds so would have to defer to inked_n_irish for a valuation

So Aston Martin it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Shetland pony and a packet of polos!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A sloth.

It's not a reflection on you, I just really want a sloth. "

Ooo! I’d trade me in for a sloth too! So cute! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's harem?"

A basketball team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen your title deeds so would have to defer to inked_n_irish for a valuation

So Aston Martin it is then"

Bet he’d trade me for a unicycle at times, lol, so he’d snap your hand off for an Aston Martin! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange

I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx"

To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Shetland pony and a packet of polos!"

Yay! Thank you! A full packet of polos? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange

I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx

To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange. "

You could probably haggle them down even more- just one segment! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two camels and a Terry's chocolate orange

I’d say that the camels may be pushing it a bit tbh. Might be worth the chocolate orange, but that’s a heck of a sacrifice on your part! xx

To be honest they could haggle me down to just the chocolate orange.

You could probably haggle them down even more- just one segment! xx"

Only if it's the popping choclate kind!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"

Goats are awesome though......but I wouldn’t trade you in x

.....unless I get a Pygmy goat offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Goats are awesome though......but I wouldn’t trade you in x

.....unless I get a Pygmy goat offer "

You might do, I’m only small so they might not want to trade a larger goat anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A hot sexy lady "

Lol, you’ll find plenty on here. Obviously I’m wounded that I’m not one, or you might have kept me, haha x

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"

Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A pound of bon bons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x"

Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!

Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pound of bon bons "

Which flavour? xx

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x

Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!

Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx"

Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?

Win, win! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x

Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!

Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx

Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?

Win, win! xx"

Hmmmm...tempting, but I can be a brat at times, so may need to stock pile the toblerone, haha xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A shortbread finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A shortbread finger "

One that hasn’t been nibbled or licked? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair of cosy socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hot sexy lady

Lol, you’ll find plenty on here. Obviously I’m wounded that I’m not one, or you might have kept me, haha x"

Ok, an average looking lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice pair of cosy socks?"

Oooo!! Although I suspect they’d be getting the better end of the deal xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A hot sexy lady

Lol, you’ll find plenty on here. Obviously I’m wounded that I’m not one, or you might have kept me, haha x

Ok, an average looking lady "

Lol, I’ve already been bartered down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think an Aston Martin is a fair trade. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think an Aston Martin is a fair trade. xx"

Yay!! Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would want a top of range one though. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap you for Scarlett Johansson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd swap you for Scarlett Johansson "

I’d swap me for her!! xx

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Trade in values normally only 30%,

Id probably just ask for crash team racing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trade in values normally only 30%,

Id probably just ask for crash team racing."

Could I photograph the race before I was traded? Love photographing races x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
I would like to keep you at first but if some1 is interested I will exchange you for 3 horses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx I would like to keep you at first but if some1 is interested I will exchange you for 3 horses. "

Haha, you may need to barter- can’t see anyone handing three horses over for me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"
camel.......... especially a dromedary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d trade you in for 5 blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse...as long as it had rainbow hair and was dressed up as a unicorn

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"

Hmm. It would have to be something worthwhile, cause nobody's trading you away for pennies that's for sure. One of those new massive smart TVs maybe. Or a Boat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xxcamel.......... especially a dromedary "

They may ask for something else as well though, not sure I’m worth quite that much xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just here for the chocolate orange "

Haha, they are lush!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d trade you in for 5 blow jobs "

Haha, think you’d probably get your deal- you wouldn’t even need to actually trade me in! They’d probably do it for fun! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A horse...as long as it had rainbow hair and was dressed up as a unicorn "

Aw! I’d trade me for that too! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Hmm. It would have to be something worthwhile, cause nobody's trading you away for pennies that's for sure. One of those new massive smart TVs maybe. Or a Boat."

You’d be surprised! Think I’d be traded in for a old tv times and a can of peas at times! But thank you. A massive television usually seal most deals xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the fab responses, I’m mostly flattered, lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donkey. Gotta love donkeys...

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Can’t trade you in, you are far too hot for that

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By *uffnsmovCouple
over a year ago

Leeds/Wakefield


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"

We'd pull you back into line quick enough. If not 10 bob and a Blackies egg

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx

Toblerone, white wine and day release on you from your new owner x

Thank you- that’s actually my most favourite chocolate ever! So I’d struggle to trade that in for me!

Day release- I’m a mare! They’d probably give me back and demand you keep the rest as compensation for putting up with me for so long! Haha xx

Then, as a compromise, how about I keep hold of you, bring toblerone as an incentive for you to ‘behave’ better for me?

Win, win! xx

Hmmmm...tempting, but I can be a brat at times, so may need to stock pile the toblerone, haha xx"

Have got a few toblerones in stock...awaiting your arrival xx

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"If I was in your harem, and wasn’t being as well behaved as you liked, what would you trade me in for?

I’d like to think I’m worth more than a goat though please- maybe a pony? xx"

a Mogwai, I always wanted one of them

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